That’s A Lot Of Room Up There Next To The Choir

There’s been a lot of outrage after President Trump suggested the Tree of Life synagogue needed a guard, as noted in Business Insider:

Trump was responding to a reporter who asked if he felt compelled to “revisit gun laws” after a gunman opened fire while shouting anti-Semitic slurs at a Saturday morning prayer service at the Tree of Life Congregation Synagogue.

Trump, speaking just over an hour after Pittsburgh police confirmed they had taken 48-year-old Robert Bowers into custody, said that if the synagogue had “protection inside, the results would have been far better.”

I think the approach of outrage is misguided. I suggest a more rational approach, as follows:

Sure, an armed guard might have stopped this attacker.

But he wouldn’t have stopped three armed attackers.

Oh, but you cry, that’s never happened before, and it won’t happen here in America.

Oh, sorry, sorry. I didn’t realize you don’t read history or current events.. It’s happened many times throughout history, and, given the extremist rhetoric flooding the net, it seems very unlikely that haters will continue their individual assaults. After all, someone with a big megaphone and a small brain – or, perhaps, a foreign brain (Russian? Iranian?), will begin encouraging attacks by groups.

Oh, but then we can post more guards!

You sure can.

And bigger guards.

Sure. Wannabe basketball players? Yep. How many do you need?

Uh …

And you don’t want to drain the pews, do you? Hard to get folks into the proper tithing mood when they’re armed to the incisors. They even feel like they’ve already given.

No!

Oh, yes, they will. But here’s what I suggest: privatize it!

What? Oh, yes, that’ll work!

Big companies can supply guards to all you faithful types! In fact, I’ve noticed there’s a wonderful place for a machine gun nest up on the Holy Cross. For you Christians, at least. I’ve never been in any other religious structure, except in India. For instance, how about a nest right up in the balcony at East Bay Calvary?

That’s America for you, isn’t it?! Isn’t it wonderful?

Sure. For the first two months.

Uh, what do you mean?

Hey, profit’s everything, right? That’s the American way. Hell, profit’s more important than Jesus. Just ask Pat Robertson.

Now you’re just being ridiculous.

I’ll pass that on to Pat, and I warn you, he may disagree with you. Just imagine that big ol’ machine gun peering down at the pews, just waiting for that sneak attack from some hater, your faithful defender’s finger on the trigger –

You’re being a jerk.

I’m being a jerk? What if your defender gets the hiccups?

Fuck off.

Certainly, I can see I’ve inserted some unfortunate thoughts in your head, and you’ll need to wash them out. But just one more thing …

What?

What if your defender, that guy with his finger on the trigger of that heavy machine gun, is a hater? Or … a liberal?

Have fun, kids! Glad I don’t feel that need to attend to religious services, sounds like everyone’s at risk now.

And I wouldn’t dream of suggesting, you know, that sort of thing. The NRA might die of heart disease if I did.

But How Do You Measure Customer Satisfaction

NASA recently awarded some VR software an award:

A mixed-reality software that allows scientists and engineers to virtually walk on Mars recently received NASA’s 2018 Software of the Year Award.

OnSight uses imagery from NASA’s Curiosity rover to create an immersive 3D terrain model, allowing users to wander the actual dunes and valleys explored by the robot. The goal of the software, a collaboration between Microsoft and JPL’s Ops Lab, is to bring scientists closer to the experience of being in the field. Unlike geologists on Earth, who can get up close and personal with the terrain they study, Martian geologists have a harder time visualizing their environment through 2D imagery from Mars.

“Feeling like you’re standing on Mars really gives you a different sense of Mars than just looking at the pictures,” said Parker Abercrombie, OnSight team lead. “And I think it’s a really powerful way to bring people to these places that they physically can’t visit.”

Here’s a video:

As a science geek, it sounds real cool and all that. But has NASA setup any sort of metric to measure just how much more useful this approach to studying conditions on Mars vs the more traditional approaches? And if the advances in science attributable to this “mixed-reality” software are substantial, are they prepared to analyze the reasons behind the gain, that is, perform a qualitative analysis? Such an analysis may help sharpen the next step along this alternative planetary analysis path.

Getting The Proper Definitions

I must admit I was bothered by Colbert’s routine last week mocking President Trump’s “I’m a nationalist, not a globalist” comment during a recent speech, because equating that to National Socialism, or the Nazis, isn’t really accurate.

Because he’s comparing “nationalism” to “globalists,” this is about international trade. It’s best to understand what’s going on here in order to have effective responses to Trumpists, so let’s break down what Trump said. From The New York Times:

At a rally in Houston on Monday night, he embraced the term as unabashedly as he ever has. “Really, we’re not supposed to use that word,” he told supporters in a nod to the usual political sensibilities that he relishes disrupting. “You know what I am? I’m a nationalist, O.K.? I’m a nationalist. Nationalist! Use that word! Use that word!”

Asked in the Oval Office on Tuesday why he used that word given its association with racist movements, Mr. Trump professed ignorance of its history but did not back off. “I never heard that theory about being a nationalist,” he said. “I’ve heard them all. But I’m somebody who loves our country.” Undaunted, he added: “I am a nationalist. It’s a word that hasn’t been used too much. Some people use it, but I’m very proud. I think it should be brought back.” …

“Radical Democrats want to turn back the clock” to restore the “rule of corrupt, power-hungry globalists,” he said in Houston, where he was campaigning for Senator Ted Cruz, the Texas Republican. “You know what a globalist is, right? You know what a globalist is? A globalist is a person that wants the globe to do well, frankly, not caring about our country so much. And you know what? We can’t have that.”

So are the terms “nationalist” and “globaliist” important in the national conversation? The best way to look at this is to look for absurdities. Trump characterizes himself as a patriot that wants to put the United States first. The implication?

That other Presidents do not.

If you’re a hyper-partisan, this is sweet, sweet honey. After all, the members of the other tribes are traitors and imbeciles and, hey, they paint stripes on themselves at midnight before ride the Ferris Wheel for the great sacrifice of small children.

Ahem[1].

But for the rest of us, the great majority of Americans who still buy tickets for the Rationality Train, it should be self-evident that just about all American politicians always put America first[2]. That some do not perform as well as others may be because of competency or the currents of History, but to suggest that it’s rank treason is damned unlikely.

Therefore, this is a question of strategy. It helps to ask why there are different strategies, and, given the now-obvious limitations of President Trump, particularly in the realm of “trade deficits”, we can come up with an explanaation.

A nationalist believes, or purports to believe, that international trade is a zero-sum game. For every winner, there’s a loser. So you pick a metric, do your measurement, and if, say, the trade balance with some other nation is negative, then you’re losing the “trade war” with that country, and Something Must Be Done.

A “globalist,” for want of a better turn, has progressed beyond the simple and incorrect description of international trade to realize that it’s possible, if not guaranteed, to have both sides win at trade. This is actually quite the natural result that every single private sector person should realize. When you buy salt from the grocery story, or the salt miner, the fact of the matter is that they have too much salt, while you don’t have enough, but you have enough money to afford it, while they need money to continue the business, keep the shareholders happy, etc.

Each comes away relatively happy with the transaction, assuming it’s an honest transaction.

So there’s the thing. Trumpists want to think there’s a winner and a loser for every relationship, and they think America’s not winning – why? Many reasons, from propaganda to being in an industry that’s doing poorly or has a poor outlook.

It’s easier to blame that country across the pond than yourself – or the currents of the global economy.

The globalist sees trade as winners on both sides, if handled properly. They want America to win, too – and to have happy, prosperous winners on the other side as well. Their problem is that can be a hard gig to properly manage, sometimes.

So there’s your definition for the day.  I think that’s a little more easy to use effectively than a defective equality to National Socialism. You can just say Trump’s not smart enough to understand international trade’s potential.



1 I hyperbolize merely to highlight the absurdity of hyper-partisan thought.


2 Some readers, given the behaviors of the current President vis a vis the Russians, might question this assertion, but I will let it go in this post in order to advance the argument without distracting, unproven details.

Belated Movie Reviews

Gee, is this the footprint of Godzilla? How about, ah, that one with three heads? No?

The hard, dirty cops in the noir thriller Mulholland Falls (1996) are, sadly, not hard enough for me to believe them, at least not in the TV-cut version which we saw. These cops, a unit formed to oust organized crime from Los Angeles, CA, start the movie off one evening in the early 1950s by tossing a would-be mob boss off of the cliff where Mulholland Drive has a lovely view of Los Angeles.

The next morning, though, the pulverized body of a woman is brought to the attention of the squad’s boss, Captain Hoover. She is swiftly identified as the beautiful Alison Pond. The trail to her killers leads to a confederate who took films of her with her lovers, through Captain Hoover’s hotel bedroom, and onwards to a military base where a leader of the atomic bomb effort, General Timms, is mortally ill and babbles at length concerning how sometimes the one hundred must be sacrificed for the one thousand. As it happens, there’s a hospital ward of dying servicemen on the base, all ill from radiation poisoning.

But when Hoover accuses Timms of killing Pond, of making her a member of Timm’s one hundred, it’s a look of innocence and dismissal. On the ride home in the base’s DC-3[1], Hoover and his partner realize they have been setup for an identical fate as that suffered by Pond, but overpower the General’s over-zealous Colonel and his assistant and toss them from the plane, instead. Hoover’s partner also dies in the incident.

In the end, Hoover loses his long-time partner and, possibly, his wife, as well as his former lover, Pond.

As noir goes, Mulholland Falls is definitely mediocre. The problems are principally with the characters. Of the four dirty cops, only Captain Hoover is given much to work with, and the actor, Nick Nolte, doesn’t come through as either brutally stupid or cannily corrupted. He doesn’t achieve the proper look, either, being far too bland to really communicate anything to the audience. This point does bring up the entire question of the importance of appearance in theater. Sometimes it can be used to indicate the moral role of a character, and sometimes it can be used to obscure the moral role. But the look of Captain Hoover said little, being more of a journalistic effort than a dramatic effort.

His partner, Ellery Coolidge, may be a long time partner, or brand new, competent or incompetent. Honestly, none of that comes through. He seems to be just filling that slot marked “Partner, to be ignored when Hoover is in emotional pain.” The other two cops of Hoover’s squad are non-entities, despite their slick suits and very cool convertible.

Even more jarring is General Timms, who comes across more as a dying philosopher or artist, and not a stiff-lipped General, doing his duty. His clothing, his bearing, even his housing did not speak to the constraints of the purported role, but rather someone who probably should never have even been considered military.

Without effective characters in these moral roles of defective, failing people, the plot becomes more artifice than moral lesson. Noir isn’t just about bad endings, it’s about how the selfishly bad decisions of the people inhabiting these scenarios lead to their grim demise. Noir is the flip side of the morality tale wherein doing good leads to good results, even if the self-sacrifice is mortal. Noir is specifically about how following one’s impulses, not socially-approved, leads to an ending other than what one might expect.

And Mulholland Falls never quite gets there.


1 The DC-3 was a sweet workhorse of a plane, as I understand it, with the first rolling off a runway in 1936, and even today some are flying. According to Wikipedia the plane used here is the military version, listed as the C-47.

Must Be The Mexican Bipolar Manic Phase, Yeah?

Remember all those horrible immigrants from Mexico that Big Daddy Trump told us about? Here’s Fox News helping us out:

President Trump railed against illegal immigration Thursday, claiming that “women are raped at levels nobody has ever seen before,” in reference to the journey north to the United States.

At a round-table event in White Sulphur Springs, West Virginia — slated to discuss tax reform — Trump instead started his discussion with a focus on the border and illegal immigration.

“Remember my opening remarks at Trump Tower when I opened—everybody said ‘oh, he was so tough.’ I used the word ‘rape,’” Trump said, referring to his controversial comment at the start of the presidential campaign when he said “rapists” were coming across the U.S.-Mexico border illegally.

“Yesterday, it came out and this journey coming up, women are raped at levels that nobody has ever seen before,” Trump said. “They don’t want to mention that. So we have to change our laws.”

That was from last April. Of course, during his candidacy he claimed things were even worse.

And now he claims the ‘caravan’ coming up through Mexico from Guatemala has more of the same. Good lord! It must be a war zone through the heart of Mexico! Am I right? Yeah? From WaPo:

Mexicans shower the caravan with kindness — and tarps, tortillas and medicine

PIJIJIAPAN, Mexico — Everything Pedro Osmin Ulloa was wearing, from the black felt shoes with the gold buckles to the shimmery blue button-down, was as new to him as he was to Mexico.

The 30-year-old Honduran corn farmer and dogged sojourner in the migrant caravan was dressed head-to-toe in donated clothes. His 3-year-old son, Alexander, played with donated toys. And the rest of the family — his wife, his two brothers and a cousin — sat on the sidewalk eating beef stew and tortillas ladled out for them by residents of this bustling market town in Mexico’s southern Chiapas state.

“These people have been beautiful,” he said. “Everyone’s helping us out.”

It’s tough to be xenophobic when everyone’s being so bloody kind to those less fortunate, isn’t it?

But this is how low the United States has sunk under the leadership of President Donald J. Trump. We run around in circles, terrified that furriners might get into the country and commit horrible crimes, while the Mexicans, a much poorer country, have opened their hearts and arms to those who’ve been forced from their homes.

If Trump had been serious about immigration, he wouldn’t have bothered with that non-starter of a wall. He wouldn’t have bothered with “immigration reform.” If he was the smart dude he claims to be, he would have commissioned studies to discover exactly why these countries south of us are leaking some of their best and brightest to their big neighbor to the north, and then taken those corrective actions necessary to help them out, whether that’s more foreign aid, or withholding ag exports[1], or whatever.

Vote Democratic. Even if you’re a conservative, the Republican Party needs to be burned down to the ground and rebuilt.

If they reform into a party with honorable intentions, then you can vote Republican next time. Right now? They’re not.



1 The theory goes that our low-cost food exports, often subsidized by the American government, out-competes the local farmers, who lose their livelihoods and sink into poverty.

And maybe then migrate to the United States to work in the … ag industry!

Still, I haven’t heard whether this theory proved out or not – it’s from 25 years ago, and it was just as politically unpopular then as it would be today, I’m sure.

Those Voices Are Unwelcome

I see the EPA doesn’t see the value in, oh, clean air. This is the headline from IFL Science!:

EPA Announces It Will Discontinue Science Panel That Reviews Air Pollution Safety

Perhaps it’s a bit un-nuanced:

Made up of doctors, researchers, and other experts, the 20-person Particulate Matter Review Panel works to provide guidelines on particulate matter (PM) – tiny solid particles found in the air, such as soot – known to cause respiratory and other health issues. The panel will be replaced by the Clean Air Scientific Advisory Committee (CASAC), a seven-member group established in 1977 under the Clean Air Act to address “research related to air quality, sources of air pollution, and the strategies to attain and maintain air quality standards.” CASAC will be legally required to advise the EPA administrator on quality standards beginning in 2019.

Sounds like a bureaucratic rearrangement and even streamlining. But the Union of Concerned Scientists is not happy:

The administration might claim to be making this move in the name of streamlining but there are much bigger consequences to eliminating science from the process.  Sure, it will be a faster process to update the PM standard without a review panel, but we’ll also have a less science-based process. Review panels effectively serve as a public peer-review of the EPA’s integrated science assessments, which detail the state of the science on pollutants.  Without a PM review panel, there is far less expert input informing the PM standard.

But perhaps this is precisely the point. The administration has made clear that they are interested in fast-tracking the PM and ozone reviews in order to set new standards before the end of the administration.  This is an aggressive timeline, considering that the EPA is only required to update the standards every five years, and usually needs more time to conduct the careful, science-based process of characterizing the state of the science on a pollutant’s health effects and working with scientific experts to issue a standard that is protective of public health. If you can eliminate this careful scientific assessment, you can speed up the process, but at the expense of public health.

My suspicion? Acting EPA Administrator Andrew Wheeler is apparently from the same mold as his predecessor, the disgraced Scott Pruitt, as the DeSmog blog notes:

Coal lobbyist Andrew Wheeler, the interim administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) after the resignation of Scott Pruitt, has held positions as the Washington Coal Club’s Vice President and President. Wheeler’s profile at Faegre Baker Daniels consulting, as recently as April 2018, listed him as the WCC‘s vice president. The group’s most recent tax filings, as of 2016, listed him as president.

An informational brochure described the coal club as a “small informal group with a mutual interest in coal,” while boasting board representation and sponsorship from some of the largest coal companies in the country. Its mailing address in 2014 was listed as courtesy of Arch Coal. According to the brochure, its “main activity is a luncheon-meeting program, which is held monthly” and “on or close to the U.S.Capitol complex in Washington, DC.”

The Washington Coal Club’s website no longer appeared in operation as of May 2017. However, in December 2017, the group bestowed “Lifetime Achievement Awards” on numerous individuals including vocal climate change denier and Murray Energy CEO Robert E. Murray.

[Attributions omitted.]

That last bit would indicate to me that Wheeler has a set of views that are out of step with traditional EPA views. So my assessment is that he was hearing voices saying things he didn’t want to hear, so, in the tradition of autocrats everywhere – he silenced them.

The Threat To Western Rational Civilization, Ctd

Readers comment on the sad Monahan / Ellison controversy:

I think Monahan is being dishonest.

It certainly feels like it, but we may never know unless she takes one of two actions: release the video, or recant her accusations. At the moment, she’s in deep long-term danger as far as her future goes, because not releasing the tape isn’t an option, and if she releases the (or “a”) tape after the election and it’s not considered to show what she claims its shows, then her reputation is absolutely done and she’ll spend the rest of her life working waitressing jobs, because the Democrats won’t touch her, organizations who might like her experience working for the Democrats will take one look at this episode and mark her untrustworthy.

Even the Republicans would hesitate to hire her.

And even if she waits to release it until after the election and it does show Ellison engaged in loathsome behaviors, she’s still tarred with poorly chosen behaviors.

Any conclusions concerning her motivations are purely speculative. Her actions are congruent with a woman who’s been abused as well as a woman who has been spurned. Out on the fringes, there’s still congruency with her being a Republican mole, and even her being a Russian mole.

And, of course, there’s the Muslim angle to consider. This would also be fringe, but not yet formally out of the picture.

Just not enough information, and we’ll probably never have it.

Another reader:

Minnesota has really been disappointing me. Way too many racists outside the metro. Probably too many inside it too, but they are more likely to be drowned out.

I’m disappointed, but, on reflection, not surprised. Over the last few decades there has been an awful lot of change being forced on Americans, on the fronts of moral, cultural, and work (among others), and while we may embrace change that we choose, it’s a rare person who likes to have change forced on them.

My perception is that city folks are accustomed to change. The city council decides to upgrade a road and forces an assessment. The restaurant down the road closes and becomes a little trade shop. A light-rail line is installed. Extra taxes are bestowed on vehicles in order to reduce congestion in downtown. It’s off to the theater, the cinema, the Fringe. Not all of these are forced changes, but those that are have accustomed the city folks to change.

Red are Trump-voting counties, Blue are Clinton leaning counties.
Source: Wikipedia.

Not so in smaller towns and rural areas. The pressure of population, and the change that inevitably accompanies more and more people, isn’t present in those communities; indeed, many are drying up. As we can see on the right, this map of voting in Minnesota show the rural areas voting for Trump, while the cities of Duluth (4th largest in the state) and the Iron Range, an old union area, the Twin Cities, and Olmstead County, where Rochester, the third largest city in Minnesota, and Mayo Clinic are located, voted for Clinton.

These are well-known results, but I bring them up to point out that the Democrats represent change. They support, to lesser and greater extents, gay marriage, LGBTQ rights, changes to our national healthcare system, power station regulations, anthropocentric climate change crisis regulations, and other proposals which escape me.

And change, at the moment, is a negative for the smaller cities and the rural areas. Many small towns are emptying out as they lose their economic purpose. They continue to “suffer” from environmental regulations which are designed to keep them safe & healthy, but also hinder their ability to grow crops, raise livestock, and other activities. Prices for the commodities they produce are down.

And you know what doesn’t represent change? Racism. Racism and its cousin, xenophobia, are simply part of the old, old way of doing things, recognizing someone is “other” based on the easily observed, and victimizing them if they’re other. Because the other represents change, represents a threat to the present social order, the present power structure.

When times are tough, it’s a lot easier to blame the other for your problems rather than admitting that the way of life to which you’ve committed yourself may be going away, or even that your personal failures, such as failing to commit to learning and growing and changing, are at fault.

In the cities, we’re used to change and don’t have a lot of time for the overt racist who wants to return to the old ways, because there’s a critical density of people who understand and explain why that’s unjust, not to mention stupid. Of course, there’s still the covert and unconscious racists, a problem we still work on.

And this semi-obvious line of reasoning leads to a big problem incoming for the Republicans. They’ve told the rural areas that they’ll help restore them, explicitly or implicitly. That will require economic change. Thus, the Republicans must either tie themselves strongly to the policies which bring that change, or become the Party of Change, and I don’t think the latter is acceptable to them, unless they spin it as the Party of Regressive Change. The return to the Golden Age has certainly been a recurrent theme for them, but it’s ultimately a dead-end – coal, for example, is not coming back.

Thus, they run the possibility that the Democrats may take credit for any changes which benefit the Republicans’ base.

And, worse yet, those changes will engender positive attitudes towards other change, once again fracturing the Republican base.

They can walk this tight-rope, I’m sure. But I’m not sure they’re smart enough.

The State Of Puerto Rico, Ctd

A reader writes concerning Senator Klobuchar’s reply to me concerning Statehood for Puerto Rico:

Avoiding political fodder in an election year sounds plausible. Also, I’m guessing that statehood for PR was not even on her radar, and some staffer wrote / printed (already written) this generic letter and sent it to you.

Possibly. However, I’ve been running across hints that it’s on some politicians’ radar, in a negative way for Republicans and positive for Democrats.

But I’m more concerned for the territory’s residents than I am about the political situation. It’s been repeated ad nauseam in the media that residents of Puerto Rico are United States citizens, but the fact of the matter is that they’re impaired United States citizens, because they lack full representation in Congress and cannot vote for President (which surprises me, I thought they could). While it’s true that I think Congress should be working on national problems without regard to their location, it’s also true it’s a representative democracy (aka republic) and members of Congress should, in some sense, represent their constituents.

Location of the North Marianas. Source: Wikipedia.

And the Puerto Ricans need that full citizenship, along with all the other territories, such as the occupants of the North Marianas, who just a few days ago were hit by the worst hurricane (Typhoon Yutu) to hit the United States since 1935. Yep, worse than Florence, Maria, and all the ones that got the media attention, WaPo claims. Yet, how much attention and assistance will they get? Probably even less than the Puerto Ricans after Hurricane Maria, and I worry about that. Isolation in the Pacific Ocean doesn’t help their cause.

It’s not that Puerto Ricans don’t want Statehood[1]. But it takes two to tango, and despite the Republicans as recently as 2016 saying they want Puerto Rico to become a State[2], nothing seems to be happening on the Republican side of things.

It’s disappointing.



1 From this Telegraph article. This comes with the caveat that a majority of Puerto Ricans didn’t vote in the referendum.


2 From the 2016 RNC platform, which is quite long.

We support the right of the United States citizens of Puerto Rico to be admitted to the Union as a fully sovereign state. We further recognize the historic significance of the 2012 local referendum in which a 54 percent majority voted to end Puerto Rico’s current status as a U.S. territory, and 61 percent chose statehood over options for sovereign nationhood. We support the federally sponsored political status referendum authorized and funded by an Act of Congress in 2014 to ascertain the aspirations of the people of Puerto Rico. Once the 2012 local vote for statehood is ratified, Congress should approve an enabling act with terms for Puerto Rico’s future admission as the 51st state of the Union.

Word Of The Day

Efflorescence:

  1. the state or a period of flowering.
  2. an example or result of growth and development:
    These works are the efflorescence of his genius.
  3. Chemistry .
    1. the act or process of efflorescing.
    2. the resulting powdery substance or incrustation. [Dictionary.com]

Noted in “In New York, a look into the early days of the world’s oldest Christian nation,” Philip Kennicott, WaPo:

Orson Welles, in “The Third Man,” posited a cynical theory of what makes some cultures creative and others not: “In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace — and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.” This isn’t a fair summation of the creative potential of peace or democracy, and only slightly more accurate about the cultural accomplishments of the Swiss. But an exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum of Art seems to prove the same thing by inverting the logic.

A sumptuous survey of early Christian art in Armenia suggests that no matter how scattered the people, no matter how frequent the wars or painful the disruptions, nothing could dim the Armenian cultural efflorescence.

You’re All That Certain?

In an interview, the ultimate partisan & quitter Newt Gingrich says a bit and implies quite a bit more:

During a live interview on Oct. 25 at The Washington Post, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said that if Democrats re-take control of the U.S. House of Representatives in the 2018 midterm elections and subpoena the president’s tax returns, it would likely force a fight in the U.S. Supreme Court. “And,” Gingrich said,”we’ll see whether or not the Kavanaugh fight was worth it.” [WaPo]

While the acknowledgement that Kavanaugh was selected for his demonstrated sympathy for a “soft on criminal Presidents” view, rather than any outstanding legal analysis virtues he might possess, is of course appalling in a Gingrich sort of way, it’s the implicit statement that caught my eye.

That is, he seems awfully damn confident that Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch (IJ), and Chief Justice and Keeper of the SCOTUS legacy Roberts are partisan puppets he has firmly in his pocket. Is this really true? As I’ve discussed before, a criminal President is a truly dangerous thing, and Justice Kavanaugh’s views appear to be naive, or partisan, in the extreme. But what of the others of the conservative wing of the Court? Are they just finger puppets, ready to cover up any crime the President may commit?

Surprises do occasionally come out of SCOTUS.

Belated Movie Reviews

When someone’s food talks back to you.

Ever had one of those ice cream sundaes where the ice cream is just a little off? All those lovely toppings wasted because the ice cream has that weird, artificial chemical after-taste?

Or how about when someone bolts a huge spoiler onto the back of a … Honda Accord?

Well, Beast from Haunted Cave (1959) is sort of like that. A gang, aware of a bank in Aspen, CO, containing some gold, comes to town. The plan is to blow up an old mine up the side of the mountain, and while everyone is distracted by the explosion and possible avalanche, they invade the bank and take enough gold to carry.

How will they escape? To that end, they engage the services of a tall, handsome cross-country ski guide, purportedly for a round trip over the hills and through the woods, but actually planning to rendezvous with a small plane piloted by a confederate at the guide’s cabin.

Problems start to appear when the man planting the bomb in the mine loses the drunken waitress he’s picked up to a monster. I know, careless, especially when the monster appears to be a small stick with cobwebs wrapped around it, but the bomb is in place, and while the town is buzzing about the missing waitress, the bomb goes off, killing a watchman who’s checking the broken door. Operating like a gasoline engine without oil, the gang makes it to the oblivious guide, who sets them off cross country.

And every once in a while, a cobwebby stick pops into view.

This crew seems to be full of opaque comments, odd fears, and, to top it off, the boss has his alcoholic girlfriend along for the ride. She’s cheeky, bitter, desperate, but it comes off a little flat.

Once at the guide’s house, the plot comes out in the open, meaning the guide is deep in the doodoo, but in the midst of threatening gestures, Mr. Monster snatches up the guide’s housekeeper, a straight-faced Indian who may have been the best actor of the lot. Eventually, one of the gang traces her to the monster’s hideout, an old cave, and finds the woman webbed to the wall – along with the missing waitress.

At least they followed Burke’s dictate for ‘the sublime.’

Then the gang member joins the larder, and we finally get a good look at the monster. I must say, this caused division in my household, because my Arts Editor immediately proclaimed it the “worst monster ever,” while I actually thought it was creepy and the best part of the movie.

Did I say larder? THE MONSTER’S A BLOODSUCKER! And a loud eater. Poor upbringing, I’m sure.

In any case, the drunk girlfriend and the guide, forced to take refuge from the non-existent storm into which they were trying to escape from the violent boss of the gang (or remnants thereof), stumble into this mess, swiftly followed by the enraged boss, and while the guide and drunk girlfriend escape, everyone else pretty much goes up in flames.

Who knew monsters were flammable?

There’s a lot going on here, but the story doesn’t coordinate the themes, and the themes are really fairly trivial. There’s some typical 1950s anti-women violence, the characters are a trifle random, which is perhaps another 1950s trope, and the acting itself is fairly awful.

It’s too bad. A complete redo with careful thematic consideration might yield a more horrifying condemnation of amorality.

Premature Voting, Ctd

The good news out of Georgia concerning vote suppression in Gwinnett County is that the ACLU did, in fact, suggest that letting non-experts judge the validity of signatures was unconstitutional, and the judge agreed:

The plaintiffs, including the ACLU, the Lawyers’ Committee for Civil Rights Under Law and the Coalition for Good Governance, argued that allowing nonexpert election officials to judge the validity of signatures without giving voters the chance to contest the decisions amounted to unconstitutional voter suppression.

U.S. District Judge Leigh Martin May agreed, and she ordered Secretary of State Brian Kemp to instruct all local election officials to stop rejecting absentee ballots over the mismatched signatures. Instead, such ballots will be marked “provisional,” and the voter will be given the right to appeal the decision or confirm his or her identity. Kemp and the Gwinnett County election board were named as defendants in the suit. [WaPo]

And Gwinnett County is the second largest in the State.

This is, you’ll remember, the same state where current Secretary of State Brian Kemp is also GOP candidate for Governor Brian Kemp, meaning he has a conflict of interest, which he refuses to acknowledge. I thought this final comment in the WaPo story was interestingly naive:

The “exact match” law has been blamed for the suspension of more than 53,000 registration applications in Georgia this year.

Kemp has also been accused of purging hundreds of thousands of active voters from the state’s rolls.

He has argued that his office has properly maintained the state’s voting rolls and that the “exact match” law is an appropriate safeguard against voter fraud.

Now, we’re all familiar with computer breaches. Typically, these are spun as simply someone gaining access to some enormous amount of data of a sensitive nature, presumably to use for identity theft or other nefarious purposes.

But that’s just one form of computer breach. Imagine someone gaining the ability to alter that data. Now imagine someone gaining access to the voter rolls, and, say, altering the data so that the middle name or middle initial of some subset is changed.

And that subset is defined to be mostly Republican voters. Or Democratic. Or black. Keep that imagination going folks, because right now we’re talking about weaponizing our computer systems, and, like most weapons, they can be equally efficient without regard to the identity of the target.

Speaking as a software engineer: once a malicious hacker[1] gains enough access to alter data, this is not difficult. In fact, depending on the security configuration and how easy it is to connect to other databases, this can even be trivial for any database programmer who’s gotten beyond the stage that I affectionately call “half-baked.”

And if that occurs in conjunction with this “exact match” law, well, I understand how anyone concerned about voter fraud might think this law is a good thing, but I dearly hope that I have demonstrated why such a law, assuming its little name is properly descriptive, is actually a big bloody disaster just waiting to happen.

That law probably should be repealed as soon as possible, and Republicans, if they’re smart, will lead the way, because they are as likely to become victims as anyone.

And this lets me move on to a reader comment:

The not wanting an ID to vote should be a no issue thing. How would you like if somebody hijacked your name and voted for a liberal.

Here’s the thing: how much of a problem has voter fraud been over the years? I honestly cannot think of voter fraud being an issue during my lifetime, with two exceptions.

First, our “sore winner” Trump, who has spat out accusations of fraud with no evidence, and then appointed a commission to investigate, who got little cooperation and, again, found no evidence for widespread fraud.

Second, I have heard rumors that there was voter fraud in Chicago during the JFK / Nixon contest of 1960 (actually, not my lifetime, but I’ll roll with it). However, despite the tightness of the race, Nixon refused to call for a recount:

There were charges of vote fraud in Texas and Illinois, both states won by Kennedy; Nixon refused to consider contesting the election, feeling a lengthy controversy would diminish the United States in the eyes of the world, and the uncertainty would hurt U.S. interests. [Wikipedia]

Otherwise, not much. Now, it sounds like a fine thing to tighten up voting processes, yet it appears that, historically, we’ve done just fine. And then let’s add in my analysis of this “exact match” law – the Law of Unintended Consequences is alive and on the march, and it should teach us to move slowly and with deliberation before disturbing processes that work. I’d hate to hear that Republican voters were disenfranchised in a close race just as much as I would black voters, Latino voters, or any other “minority”, just because we thought we were making a process more secure or efficient – when it already works. Not only is it a miscarriage of justice, but the follow-on bitterness damages our nation.

Or, as should be tattooed on the inner eyelids of every engineer, Don’t fix what isn’t broken.



1 Naturally, a government employee with access to the voter rolls could also inflict extensive damage, or corruption as we call it in the trade. The real question concerning both hacker and employee is whether their technical proficiency is such that they can even cover their tracks so that the corruption is only detected piecemeal.

The Threat To Western Rational Civilization

There are a number of threats to stable, rational Western civilizations these days, ranging from the trivial, such as homeopaths, to the abnormally large number of major threats, such as the rampant attacks on the free press, which are both physical, in the form of the recent bomb mailed to CNN, and rhetorical, as in President Trump’s unsupportable rhetorical attacks on the veracity of the mainstream media.

But one of the dramas playing out here in Minnesota embodies, I think, one of the stronger threats which is not really recognized for what it is. I refer to the relatively recent allegations of Karen Monahan that Representative Keith Ellison (D-MN), now running to be Attorney-General of Minnesota, engaged in misconduct during their recent, now-terminated, relationship.

The key to my concern lies in the details of the scenario, which I’ve noted before but will briefly recap. Monahan claims he abused her one evening:

“We never discussed — the video I have of you trying to drag me off the bed,” Monahan wrote to Ellison, quoting abusive language he allegedly shouted at her. [MPR]

The key piece of evidence, the video she cites, has never been released nor leaked to the press. In point of fact, its existence and contents have not been verified in a court of law or in a public news piece, at least as of yesterday (KSTP.com).

Ellison, naturally, has flatly denied any improprieties in this or any other relationship.

In terms of circumstantial evidence, both sides have brought some support to the table. Monahan claims to have told friends and has a medical report on the matter (same KSTP.com report):

“You can’t discount what Karen Monahan has reported and all the evidence she has,” said Monahan’s attorney, Andrew Parker.

During the DFL-hired lawyer’s investigation, Monahan provided medical records, therapy notes and text messages where she mentioned the allegations, along with several friends who heard of the claims.

“She told them about the physical abuse more than a year before it ever came out publicly,” Parker said.

Meanwhile, Ellison’s circumstantial evidence of innocence comes from his ex-wife:

Kim Ellison, who is Keith Ellison’s ex-wife, came to the congressman’s defense Sunday in a statement that was emailed to reporters.

“We may be divorced, but we are still a family,” she wrote. “I want members of our community to know that the behavior described does not match the character of the Keith I know.” [MPR]

Since the cited MPR report, the divorce papers of the Ellisons were unsealed, against their wishes, and nothing of a violent nature pertaining to Keith Ellison was found.

The situation may be summed up as a political candidate facing an unsupported accusation of misconduct, which he cannot effectively refute. Note the victim needn’t be a man, and in fact there have been a few cases publicized of powerful women being accused of misconduct.

How has this affected Ellison’s chances at election as MN AG? His poll numbers on Sept 19 in a local StarTribune poll looked fairly good, as you can see on the right – a 7 point lead, with 15% undecided and another 6 voting for others.


But that was a month ago, and that’s a month of uncertainty and accusations flying about. How is the race going now? For a race in a national atmosphere in which Republicans face substantial doubt (or, in my mind, they’re a national disgrace who should be booted out of power en masse), Ellison is now severely under-performing, as can be seen on the left, down by 7, but with 16% still undecided.

So much for quantification. Let’s talk civilization, shall we? Our current form of civilization traces from ancient Greece crucially through the European Renaissance period, during which concepts such as rationality and its cousin, proof, came to the fore. It is on these concepts that many important parts of our civilization are dependent, in fact so many that I hesitate to list them. Understanding that I will forget my reader’s favorite while noting those relevant here, occupants of this list will include science, technology, and justice, which in turn enable core institutions such as the Western democratic governments which we enjoy, comparatively speaking, today.

When examining how the Monahan / Ellison controversy stacks up, I was struck by this quote from the recent KSTP.com report referenced earlier:

Monahan says she feels abandoned by some in her party, that’s she’s worked for as an activist and fundraiser, since stepping forward.

“The Me-Too movement goes back and forth, to each party, when it’s in one person’s hands the other wants to distance themselves,” Monahan said.

It’s a vague statement, but reminds me of something Andrew Sullivan has brought up more than once in his weekly column. Here’s one useful quote:

A month or so ago, a friend and I mulled over when exactly the backlash to the then-peaking #MeToo moral panic would set in. Mid-January, we guessed, and sure enough here we are.

No, we were not being clairvoyant, just noting certain dynamics. The early exposure of Roger Ailes, Bill O’Reilly, and Harvey Weinstein — achieved by meticulous, scrupulous journalists and smart, determined women — quickly extended to more ambiguous and trivial cases. Distinctions among many different types of offenses — from bad behavior at private parties to brutal assault and rape of employees and co-workers — were being instantly lost in the fervor. Punishment was almost always the same — social ostracism and career destruction — whether you were Mark Halperin, who allegedly sexually assaulted women in his workplace, or Al Franken, damned because of mild handsiness and pretending to grope a woman’s breasts as a joke. Any presumption of innocence was regarded as a misogynist dodge, and an anonymous online list of accusations against named men in the media was created and circulated with nary an attempt by its instigators to substantiate a single one. Within a few weeks, the righteous exposure of hideous abuse of power had morphed into a more generalized revolution against the patriarchy. …

But the French signatories also worried about due process: “This expedited justice already has its victims, men prevented from practicing their profession as punishment, forced to resign, etc., while the only thing they did wrong was touching a knee, trying to steal a kiss, or speaking about ‘intimate’ things at a work dinner, or sending messages with sexual connotations to a woman whose feelings were not mutual.”

In essence, an accusation can be as good as a conviction. This would be a violation of the ascertainment of believable evidence before conviction.

Without the claim of the video, I’d shrug this off as another he-said / she-said, a little frustrated that no dispositive evidence was available. But that video has the potential to be dispositive, and this is where I’m get a bit angry, because this claim, unsubstantiated as it is so far, is an attack on civilization.

Why?

[Interviewer] Chaloux asked, “Why not to show it to put all these doubts aside?”

“I’ve had so many survivors say, do not cater into these demands, because we don’t have tape. I’m not trying to make it harder for people who have been victimized to come out,” Monahan replied.

To me, this simply screams Believe me because I say so. This is no better and no different than the bully exercising their illicit power over the weaker, taking all the fruits of their labor to themselves, or pedophilic priests telling their unhappy victims to not mention a word because this is the Will of God.

It’s a willing dissension to the rules of civilization because they happen to be inconvenient to the selfish desires of the person in an advantageous position who wants something.

Does Monahan have anything at all? Beats me. If she does, I’d be happy, in a sad sort of way, to watch and/or listen to this video, and, assuming it’s an authentic video (see recent posts on deepfakes), come to a judgment based on that.

But there’s one more thing about this I’d like to talk about. Once, perhaps twice, I’ve talked about how we tend to look at things from an individual’s point of view, rather than society’s. This has ranged from whether or not everyone deserves a living wage regardless of what they do, to questions about whether or not society should subsidize college / university educations to a greater or lesser extent.

Something Monahan said in that interview reminded me of this little teapot tempest (where the teapot is my brain). Along with this:

“If and when I decided to share that video, it will be in a time that works for me,” Monahan said. “This is my process, my number one responsibility is my own self-care and doing what I feel I can handle.”

Was also this:

Monahan says she feels abandoned by some in her party, that’s she’s worked for as an activist and fundraiser, since stepping forward.

“The Me-Too movement goes back and forth, to each party, when it’s in one person’s hands the other wants to distance themselves,” Monahan said.

Monahan said she will not be voting in the AG race for any candidate.

“I’m not looking or expecting any kind of outcome, this isn’t about an election for me, this isn’t about politics, you’re not thinking about an election and neither is your family when you are dealing with something like this,” Monahan said.

Although I’ve read very little about ancient Greece, their concept of polis always seemed to imply a consciousness concerning the good of society, of the City of which they were members. That is, we’re not always working towards our own good, but sometime we take actions for our City’s, or society’s, good, regardless of how it impacts us personally.

American society has notable societal good mechanisms, such as military service, charitable giving, and charitable work, but I think we’re notable for how we compartmentalize this sort of thing. Thinking about this sad little controversy, it seems to me that no one is really coming out ahead on this, outside of Ellison’s opponent – and even he, whatever his name is, is not achieving a clean win.

For Ellison, his reputation is damaged forever. Even if Monahan were to recant, there’ll be wretched rumors forever.

The Democrats will probably lose an easily-won race, and their reputation, as Monahan is a member, will be damaged by her attack on civilization.

The Republicans will probably survive in their current pathological form a little longer because of this victory, when they really need to burn to the ground and rebuild on more rational grounds – which would benefit the nation as well. Speaking of rationality, the Democrats lose a bit because of the missing video and their frenzied response – not that they could do much better. For the record, the investigating lawyer dismissed Monahan’s claims as unsubstantiated.

Minnesota society doesn’t benefit from this, either.

The culmination of all this is someone either making a false allegation or, due to selfishness, has damaged civilization by disregarding and discarding our best traditions. Is it hard to release a tape that shows your former lover hit you or humiliated you?

Maybe it is. Although, to me, vengeance would be far, far sweeter, but maybe that’s not how it works for other folks.

But damaging the civilization on which we rely is, or should be, a far greater concern than personal emotional discomfort. If she’s concerned about how her own allies are treating her, maybe it’s not because they’re disloyal – but wary of her.

Let me finish by borrowing an aphorism from the skeptics community – extraordinary claims require, as proof, extraordinary evidence. Certainly, an actionable claim of misconduct against Rep. Ellison is an extraordinary claim. That video may constitute that extraordinary evidence. Why not make it available so that we can come to an agreement as to the truth of her claims?

An Independent Voter’s Guide, Ctd

If you didn’t find my Independent Voter’s Guide entirely persuasive, then check this New York Times article concerning President Trump’s national security sensibilities:

When President Trump calls old friends on one of his iPhones to gossip, gripe or solicit their latest take on how he is doing, American intelligence reports indicate that Chinese spies are often listening — and putting to use invaluable insights into how to best work the president and affect administration policy, current and former American officials said.

Mr. Trump’s aides have repeatedly warned him that his cellphone calls are not secure, and they have told him that Russian spies are routinely eavesdropping on the calls, as well. But aides say the voluble president, who has been pressured into using his secure White House landline more often these days, has still refused to give up his iPhones. White House officials

Lovely. Is there outrage among Republican members of Congress? Calls for reprimands or even impeachment? Waiting to see. Maybe they will.

Did you, dear reader, suffer (or enjoy, depending on your kicks) outrage at Secretary Clinton’s approach to her mail servers (which Secretary Powell had recommended to her, BTW)? This is just as bad. How much longer can the United States tolerate such loose behavior in the Chief Executive and his or her Cabinet?

The State Of Puerto Rico, Ctd

I have my first response to my emails to my various reps concerning Puerto Rico becoming a State, sent on September 30. Senator Klobuchar is the winner of the race, and here’s her response:

Dear Mr. White:

Thank you for taking the time to write to my office about Puerto Rico. Based on your comments, it is clear to me that you have thought about this issue at length. It is always helpful to hear people’s ideas and our office will consider your views as we go forward. I appreciate that you shared your thoughts and concerns with me.

Again, thank you for taking the time to contact me. I continue to be humbled to be your Senator, and one of the most important parts of my job is listening to the people of Minnesota. I am here in our nation’s capital to do the public’s business. I hope you will contact me again about matters of concern to you.

Sincerely,

Amy Klobuchar
United States Senator

That’s just about as non-committal as it gets. I wonder if she’s concerned that her response could become political cannon fodder.

Belated Movie Reviews

Little known fact: The Costume Department made their budget by not issuing any bras. Not a single one.

Light and fluffy, it melts in your hands and all over your neck. Once Bitten (1985) dances on the edge of the cliff of Despairingly Predictable Movie Cliches, not ever quite falling off, but certainly wowing the crowd as it keeps throwing itself at the ground – and missing.

But, while I did giggle once or twice, this vampire story of how we almost lost Jim Carrey to the forces of evil doesn’t really come close to being compelling. Ho Hum.

If You’re A Sneaky Democratic Operative

Gary Sargent on The Plum Line notes one of the Republican strategies is to keep President Trump away from swing districts:

And so Trump’s advisers are keeping him away from “the entire Pacific Coast,” since numerous contested races are playing out in California. They are also keeping him away from media markets that include suburbs around places such as Minneapolis and Kansas City, and other areas where GOP incumbents “are attempting to convince their suburban electorate that they are independent of Mr. Trump.”

In other words, in many of the suburban and well-educated districts that will decide control of the House, Trump remains at least partly toxic. This is directly relevant to the argument about the caravan.

So perhaps a creative Democratic operative should rent out medium sized arenas in these swing districts under an anonymous name, and then start a rumor that President Trump is expected to show up with just a little warning.

Stir up the ant-hill, as it were.

An Independent Voter’s Guide

Yep, already.

I’m a political independent, and always have been. We’re two weeks or less from the mid-term elections for 2018. Long-time readers know my inclinations with regards to voting in the upcoming mid-term elections, but I thought I’d share my explicit reasons for my approach to voting this season, and why I’m varying from my usual Evaluate each race and vote according to their merits, which, by the time I reach the judges, I’m bored and have wandered off. Fortunately, I don’t think judges should be voted upon in any case, so my conscience is only minimally impacted.

So, for my readers, especially those of a conservative bent, here is why I did not (having already voted) vote for a single Republican candidate, and why you should also not vote for a single Republican candidate. Incidentally, this is not an ordered list of deep concerns, but as they occurred to me while I wrote.

  1. Tear Down, Not Build Up. As a nation, it is important to build upon the accomplishments of previous Administrations and Congresses in order to continue the momentum of success. For just one example, we saw this used to great effect during the Cold War, as my more mature readers will recall. Successive Administrations negotiated important arms control treaties and, in general, utilized a united front to stop the growth of the barbaric Soviet Union empire, and eventually caused it to implode. We didn’t see a whipsaw of tactics, but rather each Administration building on the last, regardless of Party, until, finally, victory was achieved.But during the last decade this spirit of cooperation has palpably withered, and this may be laid at the feet of Republican Party. The most vivid example is the Iran Nuclear Weapon deal (JCPOA), which was painstakingly negotiated by the Obama Administration. Once completed, it was consistently mischaracterized by the leading Republicans and conservative pundits. Worse yet, most of the Republican Senators issued an unprecedented letter to Iran, which brought opprobrium down on their heads, and allowed adversaries to legitimately mock the United States.

    A properly skeptical conservative reader may think I’m naive, or a fool, but I do not rely on liberal or Democratic sources for information on this matter, but on non-partisan, third-party expert sources, who examined the text of the agreement, examined the situation, and suggested this was a good agreement. Over the years that it ran, experts in nuclear arms control noted that it achieved. or was making excellent progress, towards its stated aims.And perhaps I merely amuse easily, but, to me, the fact that it infuriated Iranian hard-liners, those folks who hate the United States the most, was perhaps the best proof of its efficacy and appropriateness.

    Without being a fly on the wall in the White House, it’s difficult to know the true reasons for its abrogation by President Trump, but since he chose not to share substantive, detailed reasons for that abrogation – and simply saying the Iranians had violated it doesn’t fly – I am uneasily aware, even suspicious, that there’s no reason to think it wasn’t simple jealousy on the part of the Republicans, and the agreement was abrogated simply to salve tender Republican egos, at the possible expense of our national security. For more information concerning the matter on this blog, search using the search box on the right, using JCPOA.

    The JCPOA abrogation is not the only sad instance of tearing down rather than building upon. Just as an example, Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid are considered by Republican leaders to be programs ripe for cutting. This has been stated in the wake of growing deficits brought on by the Tax Reform Act of 2017 (more anon), as if these social net programs are to blame, rather than the mismanagement of our tax system exemplified by the Tax Reform Act. Shall they just be torn apart and their beneficiaries left to struggle with their burdens, whether age or infirmity, with no help from society?

    This is just destruction for the sake of destruction.

  2. Environmental. Transitioning from the previous point is the environmental blindness exhibited by the current government, leading with perhaps the most important struggle this country will ever face: anthropocentric climate change. President Obama had taken the first small, inadequate steps towards resolving this problem. Did President Trump charge ahead with more ambitious plans to safeguard our future?No. He, with the full-throated support of the Republican Party and assorted conservative pundits, began the process to remove the United States from the leadership position in the project to save our current biosphere, for which our civilization is well-suited, and ceding that leadership position to our national competitors, such as China, and in the process discrediting ourselves and our system of government.I am more than aware that conservative kant says that it’s all a (Chinese) hoax, or that it’s a natural cycle for which we have no responsibility, and, hey, there’s great scientific controversy over it all anyways.Well, no. Speaking as a science groupy (and software engineer, complete with a science degree), with at least one friend in the climate scientist community who, until 2016, was a card-carrying Republican, no, there’s no controversy. None. 98% of climate scientists agree with the statement that Climate change is anthropocentric.Which makes the lack of response to the recent report on climate change all the more discouraging. It was the sort of report that should have caused an uproar in Congress, complete with committee meetings and grandiose proposals from both sides of the aisle. Instead, hardly a word. I addressed this phenomenon a little here.

    But that’s not the end of my disappointment in the Trump Administration and Republican Congress.  There are several more topics here, such as the President’s stated goal to open up oil drilling on the Eastern Seaboard, which is a recipe for catastrophe (see: Hurricane Florence, or here for another), but I’ll limit myself to his iconic selection of Scott Pruitt for the EPA. This was, in my view, rank folly. Mr Pruitt was an industry lobbyist who, during his time at the EPA, tried to disassemble the agency which works to protect our environment from selfish fools like himself. Fairly predictably, Pruitt chased himself out of his position through a series of scandals, but not before casting a revealing light on Republican thinking when it comes to wilderness refuge areas such as the Minnesota BWCA.

  3. The Swamp. Speaking of swamps, do you recall candidate Trump’s promise to “drain the swamp?” His utter disregard of this promise as underlined by him nomination of Price, Pruitt, Zinke, Flynn, and a number of others, makes the President a terrible joke – and the confirmation of those nominations by the GOP-controlled Congress indicates just how little they care about corruption in their midst.If you doubt this judgment, consider this. Pruitt and Interior Secretary Zinke are currently in a race to see which one is being investigated for more scandals. Pruitt, having left the field with at least 14 scandals, probably won’t win., because Zinke is still in the Cabinet and will likely be caught up in more scandals – he’s not far behind Pruitt as it is, and he seems to be quite avaricious.Meanwhile, the grand number of scandals for the Obama Administration? Present count is 0. Zero. If you’re a conservative, then you may be shouting at the screen WHAT ABOUT BENGHAZI?!

    Yes, well, what about it, my friend? It was investigated eight times, last I heard, and several of those were run by openly hostile GOP legislators. Given the powers of Congress, if there was anything to find, they would have found it.

    Instead, Clinton handed them their ass at the big hearing. I know that, for the doctrinaire conservative, that’s a heavy load to swallow, but there it is. An honest assessment is that this Administration is top-heavy with scandal compared to the circumspect Obama Administration. All these scandals are something which Trump explicitly promised wouldn’t happen.

    This simple comparison of two years of Trump to 8 years of Obama only heightens the disgust I, and anyone with any sense, has with the Trump Administration. How much worse will The Swamp get under Trump? I had some hopes that he’d really get himself a quality, straight-ahead Cabinet. Instead….

  4. Presidential Mendacity. It really says something when the major neutral news sites such as The Washington Post find it’s actually useful and important to keep running counts of the lies spewed by our President.
    It’s even more impressive when the conservative pundits who have made it their business to close their eyes to his antics while defending him have actually taken to redefining the meaning of the word honesty so that he doesn’t look like a congenitally dishonest and dishonorable person. I addressed this situation here as it pertains to Marc Thiessen, conservative columnist for The Washington Post.

    That implicitly raises a question for the committed conservative: of what value is honesty?Well, I’ll tell you what. I may be a big-city boy, living here in the Twin Cities (you NYC folks can just stifle the guffaws, eh?), but I was raised by parents who came from small towns like Crystal Lake and Bemidji, and served in the Air Force, and grandparents who served in the Army.

    They taught me NEVER to trust a dishonest person. You can never comfortably predict what he (or she) will do beyond lie. Let’s take an example. Say he says 4. What’s the opposite of 4? Hard to say, isn’t it? That means we can’t just say we assume the opposite of what he says and it’ll all be copacetic. It just won’t work.

    His quantity of lying is way beyond the scope of this Voter’s Guide, but just consider his excuse for not punishing Saudi Arabia for the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi: an arms deal worth $100 billion (or possibly $450 billion) and bringing, at last count, 1 million jobs to the defense industry of America. But, as PolitiFact, a professional fact-checking website notes, this is just an escalating lie.

    In short, putting a known, documented liar in a position of responsibility was a mistake.

  5. Who Cares, He’s Too Useful. This excuse, used primarily by Evangelical voters desperate to have their agenda concerning abortion enacted, is really so morally repugnant that it’s embarrassing that a group of people who like to consider themselves the moral examples of America have enfolded it in their arms. Want more on this subject? Click here.
  6. Republican Party Use Of Judgment. But, the skeptical conservative reader, exclaims, this election isn’t a Presidential election, so why does this appertain?I’m glad you asked. For those of us who have been watching the House of Representatives and, in particular, the House Intel Committee, have been absolutely appalled by the antics of Representative Devin Nunes (R-CA). A member of a “co-equal branch of government,” which I put in quotes because Nunes doesn’t appear to understand the duties that go along with that, Nunes has been responsible for running interference for President Trump, rather than monitoring his activities in order to snuff out illegalities by same.

    This indisputable lapse in fulfilling his duties, which has happened several times, isn’t limited to him. In fact, Speaker Ryan (R-WI) is responsible for Nunes’ performance, so if Ryan does nothing in response, Ryan becomes equally responsible – and he hasn’t. And Ryan’s position is only his because the House GOP members decided he would be Speaker. Their refusal to replace him with a Speaker that would replace Nunes speaks volumes.

    So Trump may not be up for election, but his fellow Party members have refused to properly monitor him or even admonish him on such national security matters as emoluments.

  7. Republican Party Operation of Congress. When it comes to running Congress, I don’t want ideologues trolling for endless arguments, I want competency. Do you want some goombah working on your truck who doesn’t think you need to tighten the carburetor mount? Who doesn’t think you need oil to run the damn thing? I didn’t think so.

    Yet, in both House and Senate, the GOP leaders Ryan and McConnell, respectively, have not been competent leaders. Now, I’m not making the mistake of complaining about the policies they’ve pushed. They hold the majority, they can push what they want, just so long as they’re willing to take the flak for it.

    But, for God’s sake, pay attention to tradition! (Are they really conservatives?) We hold committee meetings and consult with experts and take our time to get things right because when they go wrong on a national level, it’s like a nuclear bomb going off. Clean up is no fun at all, right?

    I’m referring to the methods for writing the major legislation of this Congress, the AHCA (the failed replacement for the ACA, aka ObamaCare) and the 2017 Tax Reform Bill. Both were written by small groups of GOP Senators in secret. Yes, you can go look this up, it was in all the papers at the time, at least the reputable news sources. In fact, in my opinion the House abdicated its legal responsibility to originate the latter bill, since by Constitutional directive tax bills must originate in the House, by writing and passing a “straw-man” bill, which the GOP-controlled Senate promptly discarded and replaced with their own and then moved back to the House through reconciliation committee.

    Bills like these should take months of careful consideration. True, each received a couple of hours of hearing and debate, so the GOP can truthfully claim they received same – but it’s all hollow to my Independent ears. It’s the sort of lying I might expect out of a poorly brought up 13 year old, not from adults who are responsible for the future of our country.

    Remember, love or hate the ACA, it took the Democrats roughly two years from conception to final signing. Hours and hours of debates, testimony from experts, all the sort of thing I expect from good legislators.

    To my eye, the GOP acts like nothing more than a marketing machine. Sure, a couple of pieces of shitty legislation they can point at, passed by GOP members who didn’t have time to read it, written in secret by God knows who.

    As an independent, it makes me sick.

  8. The Conservative Mail Stream. Long time readers know that I occasionally receive mail of a conservative nature via friends, and, as a public service, I dissect it. Which is to say, I note how it’s always written to stimulate anger and fear, while playing on the minor keys of xenophobia and racism. This is done by mixing truth with deception.

    The final purpose? Division of our great nation by playing on our differences.

    I’ve seen lies about the NFL, lies about charitable endeavours, lies about our Nation’s founding. The conservative mail stream is really quite revolting, yet it appears to be taken quite seriously. As someone who prefers truth, I find that mail stream loathsome. (For a few examples, go to my search box and enter email.)

    This applies to my appraisal of how to vote in that it tells me what the bloodstream of the Republican Party is like these days, and one might as well just say it teams with syphilis.

    Fair is fair. Somehow I got on the wrong email list, and I’m so overwhelmed with lefty email that most of it I just delete without reading. I think in their case they’re looking to use their current minority-should-be-majority position in Congress and the White House to gouge for money. Also, the Kavanaugh debacle also resulted in a lot of begging.

    I give very little, if any.

    Oh, and, yes, they can be very snooty, indeed. Some of them should take remedial courses in communications – how not to alienate your readers.

  9. Ideology Over Reality. Stepping back and taking in the big vista, my overall impression is that the GOP is running on illusions. They want to believe markets function best when they’re not regulated, for example. They want to believe Trump’s promises about how he’s going to return everyone back to a Golden Age when Coal is King, American steel is the gold standard, and no one builds as well as us.

    Unfortunately, given Trump’s record, I don’t have to even discuss why any or all of these assertions, as well as others, aren’t going to happen. Trump lies. He may try to fulfill these promises, but he has no idea what he’s doing. Just look at his Swamp, his selfish lies, etc.

    There are many other instances of GOP illusions, and they frighten me. They suggest a Party with little connection with reality. All you can really say is they have a marketing machine to kill for.

Uff-da. Close readers will have noted I didn’t engage in speculation to make my case. These are all verifiable facts.

I haven’t paid much attention to the various races in Minnesota. I can guess my current Rep, Betty McCollum of the 4th District, will win, just as Tom Emmer will win in the 6th District. But here’s my thoughts:

  • This country needs a viable, responsible conservative party to balance the progressives,
  • And the Republicans are no longer it. None of them deserve an Independent’s vote.

In light of the above …

  • If you are a Republican, my advice to you is either vote Democratic or just sit it out. Even if you’re in a safe district, do it. The Republican Party seems to be haplessly out of control, and the more of an electric shock that can be delivered to them, the more likely it is they’ll recover. And do ME a favor – if you think the Democrats are “evil,” if you feel yourself turning red every time you think about those damn liberals, GO FIND ONE AND MAKE A FRIEND. Yeah, I’m not kidding. You’ll find they’re just like your current set of friends for the most part. Maybe they won’t go shooting, but they’ll play poker. They probably bet on football, and fix cars – and maybe join you in wondering about electric cars. Remember, they’re Americans, too. And, if I may – Washington, Franklin, Jefferson – they were all liberals, too. (Sure, I’m happy to discuss that, just send me some mail.)
  • If you are an Independent, vote Democratic. No, don’t go voting for some obscure third party. If you don’t think it matters, read this.

Hey, have a good day!

This Should Be An Interesting Decision, Ctd

For those who agreed that this SCOTUS decision would be interesting, CNN is reporting that Ross has escaped the net of the ACLU and allied states:

The Supreme Court blocked a deposition of Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross on Monday in a case challenging the decision to reinstate a citizenship question on the 2020 census.

The action is a partial victory for the Trump administration that argued such a deposition of a cabinet official is “rarely, if ever justified.” The court did, however, allow the deposition of a top Department of Justice official in the case, acting Assistant Attorney General John M. Gore of the Civil Rights Division, as well as other discovery to proceed at least for now.

Very sadly, there’s not much to munch on here:

It took five justices to grant the government’s request. There was no recorded vote attached to Monday night’s unsigned order.

The Justice Department hailed the Supreme Court’s decision, calling it a “win for protecting the rights of the Executive Branch.”

“The intrusive and improper discovery in this case disrupts the orderly functioning of our government and is, as Justices Gorsuch and Thomas noted, ‘highly unusual,'” the department’s statement continued. “The Department of Justice is committed to protecting the rule of law and looks forward to further proceedings before the Supreme Court.”

For all we know, it was 9-0. CNN notes AG Sessions didn’t think much of the lower court requirement that Ross be deposed:

“But the census question — which has appeared in one form or another on the census for over a hundred years — is either legal or illegal. The words on the page don’t have a motive; they are either permitted or they are not,” Sessions said. “But the judge has decided to hold a trial over the inner workings of a cabinet secretary’s mind.”

Sounds like typical partisan kant to me.

Word Of The Day

Venire:

A panel of prospective jurors.  A jury is eventually chosen from the venire. [Legal Information Institute / Cornell Law School]

Noted in “How Blatant Must a Prosecutor’s Racism Be for the SCOTUS to Notice?” Michael C. Dorf, Dorf On Law:

Flowers was tried by a jury that included only one African American, despite the fact that the venire was 42% African American. The prosecutor — the same prosecutor whose conduct led to the prior reversals based on Batson violations — exercised five of his six peremptory challenges against African American potential jurors. The trial judge found his ostensible race-neutral justifications credible and the Mississippi Supreme Court credited that finding.

A Decisive Riposte Would Be Better

Wesley Smith of the Discovery Institute sounds off on a proposal in the pages of National Review:

They want to politicize everything! Now, in the name of promoting “health,” doctors are urged to engage their patients about politics.

At least, that’s the gist of a column in the New York Times by Bellevue Hospital physician and NYU Medical School professor Danielle Ofri, who argues that since part of a doctor’s work entails helping patients live healthy lifestyles, physicians should therefore engage their patients politically in the clinical setting to highlight policies (liberal, of course) that she sees as germane to that effort. …

Ofri wants hospitals to become centers of voter registration:

When patients are admitted to the hospital, they are asked about their tobacco use and their flu shots, their employment status and their religious affiliation. Why not ask if they are registered to vote? Just as hospitals and clinics help the uninsured obtain coverage, they should also help eligible voters register.

Is she kidding? The last thing sick people need while being admitted to a hospital is a nurse or clerk trying to get out the vote.

No. I don’t want to be harangued by my doctor about politics during a physical. I don’t want my doctor asking me if I have guns or preaching to me about firearms policy (as some have urged they do). I don’t want to hear my doctor pontificating about the Affordable Care Act or what our public policy should be about the opioid epidemic–all of which would happen inevitably once politics entered the exam or treatment room.

Written in the typical emotion-invoking style of the right-wing, with a complete lack of analysis, it’s all about his irritation. But Kevin Drum agrees with him:

It’s a bad idea. But the reason it’s a bad idea is not because it annoys Kevin Drum or Wesley Smith. The reason is twofold:

  • If doctors are increasingly viewed as political actors, it will affect their authority on genuinely medical issues. If your doctor insists that you should get out and vote to save Obamacare, for example, what are you going to think when she also insists that you should get the full course of vaccines for your new baby?
  • Even bartenders are smart enough not to engage customers who are ritually complaining about whatever they’re annoyed about. You’re not going to agree with everyone, so a substantive response just risks pissing a lot of people off. That’s dangerous for folks who are drowning their sorrows in alcohol, and probably also dangerous in the inevitably stressful environment of an exam room. Starting fights is a bad thing.

Plus, I suppose that annoying Kevin Drum and Wesley Smith really is also a good reason to avoid this. I’m never all that thrilled to see a doctor, and if I knew I was going to have to put up with even more than just the usual crap about eating better and losing weight (thanks for the tip, doc!), I’d probably be even less likely to see my doctor. That could end up badly. Alternatively, I could make inquiries and choose my doctor on the basis of her political views, but I’m going to guess that this would end badly too.

And it boils down to fuzzy thinking and personal irritation. OK, so Kevin does have a point.

So let’s talk about the duty of doctors, and that’s to encourage wellness. Whether that’s diagnosing disease and prescribing courses of treatment or evaluating the overall health of the human in front of them, that’s the duty they’ve taken on.

On first glance, it may seem like encouraging voting, even in a non-partisan style, might be part of a healthful lifestyle, since it could lead to a better health system, but the problem is that we don’t vote on singular policy proposals and implementations, but rather on collections of same (once upon a time they were called planks in the party platform). Let’s look at history to understand how societal evolution has shaped the role of physicians.

The traditional mode of health care revolves around prescriptions and treatments, with lifestyle changes coming in a little later. These are moderately easy to categorize as mostly non-political choices, medical necessities without which we’re unlikely to heal quickly or at all, although sometimes spontaneous cures of unknown source do occur. When these choices are politicized, usually for quasi-religious reasons (think of Christian Scientists refusing blood transfusions), they are more or less successfully labeled religious kooks for their strongly held views. Given that they often die because of these views, the situation tends to be self-correcting.

However, Dr. Ofri’s proposal strikes me as straying off the golf course into the alligator-infested swamp.

  1. As I noted before, we don’t vote on single issues for the most part, and if we do, we’re mostly idiots, whether it’s abortion or gun control or whatever. I issue a limited waiver if you’re voting against Republicans this time around because of the current infestation of idiocy in their party, as I myself have advocated that position.
  2. This is not the direct treatment of anything but the financial situation of the patient, and that single vote does nothing. Votes are interesting things, for I contend they are the most important possession of a citizen, yet they’re damn near worthless in use. A doctor who encourages her patient to vote, or all 330 of them to vote, has wasted her time: the numbers required to accomplish anything are in the millions, and not all of them will vote the way you want them to vote. See (1).
  3. Now you’ve stressed your patients unnecessarily. And if they’re already ill, that’s definitely not a good thing to do.

So in the end, I’m in the same boat as Smith & Drum, but I lack the pulsing forehead artery and lack of coherent thought of Smith, and Drum just seems a bit dreamy.

Belated Movie Reviews

If you enjoy being gulled, or

If you enjoy watching the determined virgin being eaten by a monster, or

If you like your monsters to have lecherous faces, or

If you thought The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2001) was charming, or

If you think parody paint applied thickly with a palette knife is the bee’s knees, or

If you think watching locally made movies are just another facet of being a locavore, or

If you think – OK, OK, I’ll stop! Put down that pheromone laden butterfly net!

“Wait, what?”

ANYWAYS, answering Yes! (preferably with a soprano shriek) to any two of the above should probably qualify you for watching the made-in-Wisconsin movie The Giant Spider (2017). Starting off like a 1954 monster movie (yep, I was gulled), a horrid spider monster emerges from radioactive caves to harass the local rural population, which cheerfully harasses it right back. But when it begins making meals out of those who choose the freeze & scream option when presented with the fight or flight response, local professors at Phantom Lake University adopt that grim look and help the military and a representative of the free press lure the beastly, furry, cuddly, oh so so cute MAKE IT STOP critter to its inevitably wretched doom.

A new model train engine. Runs on human juices. Quite efficient.

Not entirely watchable if I’m being honest, as some of the parody is on the awkward side, but it lends itself quite well to straight lines and other forms of parody2 (which can be read as parody parody, parody parodiedparody squared, square parody, or advanced parody for those aspiring to advanced degrees in parody science). I had to admire the two dudes allowin’ that, yep, that’s a big spider.

I laughed more than once, and the credits were fun, too. Hell, the credit music is still echoing through my head.

And I noticed they even credited a Twin Cities movie theater, The Heights, which makes me wonder why. I used to know the guy who was rehabbing the pipe organ at that venue, but now I can’t even remember his name.

Just Gotta Vent

Nothing insightful here, just a sigh of disgust at how an industry that’s already doomed is damning itself in yet another way:

An oil spill that has been quietly leaking millions of barrels into the Gulf of Mexico has gone unplugged for so long that it now verges on becoming one of the worst offshore disasters in U.S. history.

Between 300 and 700 barrels of oil per day have been spewing from a site 12 miles off the Louisiana coast since 2004, when an oil-production platform owned by Taylor Energy sank in a mudslide triggered by Hurricane Ivan. Many of the wells have not been capped, and federal officials estimate that the spill could continue through this century. With no fix in sight, the Taylor offshore spill is threatening to overtake BP’s Deepwater Horizon disaster as the largest ever. [WaPo]

Obfuscation, bad estimates, and on top of that it’s a really shitty situation to clean up.

Taylor Energy spent a fortune to pluck the deck of the platform from the ocean and plug about a third of the wells. It built a kind of shield to keep the crude from rising.

But no matter what it did, the oil kept leaking.

And yet the Eastern Seaboard is now under threat for oil development, despite the fact that hurricanes, the downfall of the Taylor Energy platform, hit the Eastern Seaboard twice as often (although, to be honest, I’m not clear on the exact metric in use here – per mile of coastline?).

It’s the sort of thing where you want to say, We need to stop fucking around and move to renewables ‘cuz this’ll never happen with renewables.

And then someone would embarrass me with their own tale of renewables gone bad, and I’d feel awful.

There, done venting.