Belated Movie Reviews

Little known fact: The Costume Department made their budget by not issuing any bras. Not a single one.

Light and fluffy, it melts in your hands and all over your neck. Once Bitten (1985) dances on the edge of the cliff of Despairingly Predictable Movie Cliches, not ever quite falling off, but certainly wowing the crowd as it keeps throwing itself at the ground – and missing.

But, while I did giggle once or twice, this vampire story of how we almost lost Jim Carrey to the forces of evil doesn’t really come close to being compelling. Ho Hum.

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Former BBS operator; software engineer; cat lackey.

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