Word Of The Day

Umbonate:

An umbo is a softly curved bump in a flat cap. A cap with an umbo is said to be umbonate, as in the two larger mushrooms at the left [omitted]. The two small mushrooms at the right [omitted] have a central bump on a convex pileus, and are said to be campanulate, or bell-shaped. In this case, the bump is usually not considered a separate feature. [The Journal of Wild Mushrooming]

Noted in this video from gingerpale:

Don’t take Literally too literally.

If You Haven’t Reached Granite, Keep Digging

Perry Bacon, Jr. is dismayed that the Democrats are improperly blaming, in his opinion, progressives and their policies for jumps in the crime rate:

It’s clear, though, that two things did not cause this increase: “reform prosecutors” like Boudin and the “defund the police” movement. Few cities have actually reduced their police budgets, and homicide rate increases happened in many cities that increased spending. [WaPo]

Questions that do not reduce to simple laboratory setups are tough to work on, and I say that as a software engineer that occasionally has to work on problems that only my customer sees because of some customization they have developed and applied.

What to do?

Restate the question. The question is, Does defunding the police lead to higher crime rates? Well, in at least some locations, we have higher crime rates. So is there anything interesting about any of these locations that we can connect to the question we’re asking?

Remember that actions often have unstated goals. This is not to say that they’re always covert, because sometimes, in a political arena, a bit of snappiness in the verbiage is often an advantage. Defund the police was snappy until it wasn’t.

So what is the covert goal of this slogan? The decidedly longer and less snappy Reduce police presence on the street! Yes, including the exclamation point.

At this point, I’ll note that I’m located in a first ring suburb of St. Paul, Minnesota, with Minneapolis just across the river. We get crime reports on the local news every night; the local major paper, the StarTribune, carries more detailed reports and historical data, as does Minnesota Public Radio (MPR). But I can’t speak for other cities, and don’t.

Minneapolis is known to have decisively rejected a Defund the police! proposal in its last election cycle. But Minneapolis, and St. Paul, are also known for exhibiting a depleted police force. Me from somewhat more than a year ago:

And this at a time when, in Minneapolis, the Minneapolis Police Department (MPD) appears to be struggling with morale in the wake of the George Floyd riots and a city council that tried, but failed, to “defund” it in the wake of the George Floyd homicide. Officers have retired or gone on disability in the wake of the riots, and they’re not being replaced at a comparable rate. Here’s MPR News:

There are far fewer police officers patrolling the streets of Minneapolis so far this year than city officials anticipated. Members of a City Council committee Thursday approved $6.4 million for the city’s Police Department to hire dozens more officers this year.

Chief Medaria Arradondo told the committee that 105 officers left the department last year, which is more than double the average attrition rate. And so far this year, 155 officers are on leave and are not available for duty.

Ominously:

“This presents operational challenges for me as chief,” said Arradondo, adding that the department is becoming one-dimensional, meaning officers mostly respond to 911 calls instead of doing what he calls proactive policing.

Minneapolis may not have defunded the police, but it’s beyond dispute that the goal of the slogan was achieved – with disastrous consequences.

I’m not going to claim that Bacon is being deceptive or disingenuous, because analysis of this sort isn’t always obvious. Much like grifters, wordsmiths can be taken in by the very craft in which they’re trained. Defund the police!, for all its charisma, turns out to be a lot less attractive when it’s goal is stated, instead: Reduce police presence on the street!, because residents who must face the consequences have rejected it. Here in the Twin Cities, after an appalling couple of years, we seem to be just starting to edge out of the crime wave. I’ll be interested to see if there’s a correlation between police on the street and the flattening out, even beginning to dip again, of crime rates.

First Televised Meeting Of The Jan 6th Panel

I just finished watching the first televised meeting of the January 6th panel, including the testimony of the embedded documentarian, Nick Quested, as well as injured police officer Edwards. I suppose I should have live blogged it, but I wasn’t up for it.

And, for the most part, there was nothing new, with the exception of the video footage of the witnesses who testified to the committee, the video footage of some of the rioters, standing trial or prepping for trial, remarking on their motivations, and some of the footage of the riot.

And the latter is quite violent. Three points came to mind while I watched all this firsthand footage:

  1. There were only a couple of thousand rioters present, it seems to me. This wasn’t a mob of even tens of thousands, much less what the former President would have us believe. Just a couple of thousand, give or take. That’s enough to overwhelm an ill-prepared police force denied backup, yes, but even with sympathizers scattered throughout the nation, this is no Moral Majority-equivalent. Malcontents is closer to it.
  2. Building on that, these folks are sadly lacking in critical-thinking faculties. They were disappointed in the results, the loser shrieks it was rigged, and rather than calmly exploring that possibility, or accepting that the courts, who are charged, in effect, to be our proxies in matters such as these, and the courts universally ruled against the loser on all substantive matters, they took the loser at his word and tried to force the result they wanted. They should have realized that Trump claiming it was statistically impossible for him to lose doesn’t make it so.
  3. I forget. If I remember, I’ll publish an addendum.

I must say that splitting time between the Democrats and the Republicans, in the persons of Chairman Thompson (D-MS) and Rep Cheney (R-WY) was very effective.

The question, though, is what will independents who’ve been trying to ignore the matter going to make of this? I know the Republican pundits will all try very hard to discredit it, which is why I’ll just ignore them.

But independents are the key to power these days.

Addendum: #3: For the good of the nation, as well as his conscience, Rep Andrew “they were just tourists!” Cyde (R-GA) should resign immediately. And go into seclusion. His remarks on the matter at the time are incredibly shameful.

Belated Movie Reviews

After the movie flopped, they formed a barbershop quartet. Sadly, they could only get gigs on Skid Row.

If you’re a Bela Lugosi completist and haven’t seen Murder By Television (1935), well, I’m sorry to say you won’t be enjoying this addition to his body of work. In this story of corporate greed blown up to murderous proportions, Prof. James Houghland has invented a new capability in the area of television transmissions. When he won’t sell to any of the interested corporate interests, he’s murdered, as is Scott Perry (Lugosi), who interferes and is paid off for it.

Except when he reappears, animated and stern.

Yeah, it’s the old, lugubrious “He’s my brother” trick, a deux ex machina which is the shiniest example of the flaws in this snoozer. We’ve got a reporter who keeps breaking into a house guarded by police detectives, which contributes exactly zero to the plot; at least three different offensive stereotypes; a bunch of ladies who do absolutely nothing for the plot; magic codes; a death ray built on gibberish; and, well, skipping the rest of these painful flaws, if you make it to the end, it’ll only be because this one’s relatively short.

The shorter the better.

Rational People Do This

A message the Democrats should use in communicating with the electorate is inspired by Steve Benen’s commentary on what is passing for a Republican plan for responding to anthropogenic climate change. First, it’s Benen:

[From The New Republic’s Kate Aronoff] The six pillars themselves are a grab bag of buzzwords presumably harvested from the party’s favorite think tanks and trade associations: “Unlock American Resources,” “Let America Build,” “American Innovation,” “Beat China and Russia,” “Conservation With a Purpose,” and “Build Resilient Communities.” The policies therein, accordingly, are the same things Republicans have been asking for for as long as anyone can remember.

The blueprint barely exists in any meaningful way: House Republican leaders issued a relatively brief press release, noting the six prongs of their climate vision, accompanied by a two-page document calling for more oil drilling. (Aronoff added that the document “exists mainly as a chaotically formatted two-page list of talking points.”) …

Ultimately, however, much of the right scrapped each of these talking points and simply concluded that global warming was “the biggest hoax ever put over on the American public.” The idea of addressing the climate crisis wasn’t just rejected, it was derided by GOP officials as ridiculous.

Yep, that Republican plan reflects my view of the Republican Party: a pack of fourth-raters. My apologies to those long-time readers who tire of my repetition on the subject.

But this ‘plan’ highlights an opening that seems to have been overlooked by the Democrats, even a strategy. Here’s my suggestion (and I hope I’m being redundant with some message crafter in the Democratic Party):

VIDEO: SCENE OPENS with two to three scenes of massive wildfires from the fires of Australia, 2019-2020.

VOICEOVER: This is Australia. It’s burning, unlike anything seen before. Climate scientists believe this is due to humanity-caused climate change.

Ask Australians. Before 2019, they were four-square behind their fossil fuel industries.

Today? They booted out fossil-fuel backing Prime Minister Scott Morrison, along with his Party, for refusing to acknowledge that their nation and environment was badly damaged by climate change powered by fossil fuels.

For refusing to act like rational adults.

Democrats have been warning about humanity-caused climate change for years, and we’ve watched world-wide average temperatures climb, just as predicted.

VIDEO: Insert movies of the worst California wildfires.

VOICEOVER: Do we have to wait until the California wildfires overrun our entire nation before the Republicans begin acting like rational adults?

Or you can vote Democratic on Election Day and begin working on the problem now. This won’t be pain-free, but, together, we can solve this problem.

There ya go.

The Big Shakedown

This is all – meaning the last few years – beginning to feel like sitting in on a Master’s class in grifting. Here’s the latest I’ve run across:

The far-right American Firearms Association is telling its supporters to prepare for “battle” at the U.S. Capitol this week amid Senate talks on potential legislation for relatively small gun safety reforms.

“They’re coming after us right now,” warns the subject line of a Monday fundraising email, signed by AFA president Christopher Dorr.

“Our federal legislative team believes that because of the enormity of the battle this week in DC, there will be thousands or even tens of thousands of Bloomberg-funded, red shirt radical, commie mommies all over the Capitol complex,” reads the email, apparently referring to the gun safety group, Moms Demand Action. [HuffPo]

Ya gotta wonder how long it’ll take before the marks are scraping their pockets for spare change to send, although they may have already been considerably thinned out by the former President’s grifting ways, primarily by sucking dry the credit cards of the marks through the tiny-print grift.

The AFA will show up in D.C., of course, in order to justify that fund-raising letter, as a good grifter must have a bit of theater close to their heart. But any violence or even hint will be at their instigation. Stoking the paranoia is an integral part of continuing the grift.

And address the issue that the United States is, historically, a land of limited rights? Heaven forbid!

So take notes and follow along.

Getting Some Cover

The beleaguered cryptocurrency industry, although it might disagree about being in trouble, has been thrown a lifeline:

A highly anticipated Senate proposal to bring the freewheeling cryptocurrency industry under federal oversight would deliver a win for the sector by empowering its preferred regulator, the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC), over the Securities and Exchange Commission.

The bill’s sponsors, Sens. Cynthia M. Lummis (R-Wyo.) and Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.), are touting it as the first serious effort to apply comprehensive regulation to the crypto industry, which has minted a new class of billionaires and promised to reinvent financial services while also spawning scams and investor wipeouts that have raised regulators’ alarms. [WaPo]

While there’s blather about whether the SEC or the CFTC should be in charge, the point here is that there is official recognition of the industry, in a positive manner, by Senators.

Senators who will now be inclined to run interference for the industry.

It has many months before it is signed into law, if ever. But now there are some, in official positions, apt to protect the industry from being, say, stamped out.

Word Of The Day

Physiatrist:

Physical medicine and rehabilitation, also known as physiatry, is a branch of medicine that aims to enhance and restore functional ability and quality of life to people with physical impairments or disabilities. This can include conditions such as spinal cord injuriesbrain injuriesstrokes, as well as pain or disability due to muscle, ligament or nerve damage. A physician having completed training in this field may be referred to as a physiatrist. [Wikipedia]

New one on me. Noted in “How long covid could change the way we think about disability,” Frances Stead Sellers, WaPo:

Alba Azola, a physiatrist at Johns Hopkins, said helping long-covid patients make that transition is one of the most challenging parts of her job as co-director of the Physical Medicine and Rehabilitation Post Acute Covid Team Clinic.

That Includes Police

WaPo notes how often mass shootings are perpetrated by, well, young adults:

“Age is the untold story of all this stuff,” said [Vanderbilt University psychiatrist Jonathan Metzl], who is also a sociologist. “I feel very strongly we should not have people [ages] 18 to 21 with guns.”

A key omission is the police. As far as I’m concerned, the youngest a police cadet should be is somewhere in their 28th year or so, when the brain has finished its wiring and the adult has some experience with the world, a chance to shed some of those delusions that just about all of us, including me, have as we enter legal, if not physical, maturity.

Belated Movie Reviews

You said this would be a good movie!” he balled, throwing a strike. The umpire, due to a hand clutching at his throat, failed to call the runner out, leaving the running back the freedom to run. [The balance of this three page paragraph has been omitted for reasons of taste. It didn’t taste good. Oh, shut up, you! No, you shut up! Sheesh, it’s hard to get good help these days!]

Slipstream (1989) is a post-apocalyptic, cliche-ridden and -spouting mistake of a story. Cardboard characters, helter-skelter scene changes, implausible reactions to the apocalypse, it tires me just to write this review.

But. There are some well known actors present. If you’re a Mark Hamill, Bill Paxton, F. Murray Abraham, Robbie Coltrane, or Ben Kingsley completist, you may have to see this.

You have my condolences.

But Isn’t Our Inflation Bad?

AL-Monitor reports on Turkey’s problems with its economy:

Turkey’s consumer inflation has hit a 24-year high of 73.5% and the Turkish lira has lost 49% of its value since September as President Recep Tayyip Erdogan pursued a controversial policy to lower interest rates and promote growth at the expense of inflation spiraling out of control.

Ouch. Maybe we’re doing better than expected. Although, honestly, I didn’t understand this next paragraph:

Consumer prices rose 2.98% in May to bring annual inflation to 73.5%, the highest since 1998, according to data released Friday by the Turkish Statistical Institute (TUIK).

A big recovery for the consumer?

The monthly rate was below the projections of economists, rekindling a debate on how reliable the official data is. The median estimates in polls conducted by Reuters and the state-run Anatolia news agency had stood at 4.8% and 5.49%, respectively. Many observers also noted that TUIK, whose chief was controversially fired earlier this year, stopped releasing detailed price tables this month.

So hard to say. Maybe I’ll ask my Arts Editor to return to a former life as a banker, spiritually speaking, and interpret this for me.

Or will she die laughing at that entire idea?

Word Of The Day

Greenslide:

(no definition found)

Noted in “Australia votes for stronger climate action in ‘greenslide’ election,” Alice Klein, NewScientist (28 May 2022, paywall):

Australia’s election on 21 May has been described as a “greenslide” after voters abandoned the long-standing pro-coal Liberal-National Coalition government in droves in favour of candidates that support stronger action on climate change.

That helps.

Unease Forms

I was fascinated to see this article in WaPo, starting off with:

Charles Komanoff was for decades an expert witness for groups working against nuclear plants, delivering blistering critiques so effective that he earned a spot at the podium when tens of thousands of protesters descended on Washington in 1979 over the Three Mile Island meltdown.

Komanoff would go on to become an unrelenting adversary of Diablo Canyon, the hulking 37-year-old nuclear facility perched on a pristine stretch of California’s Central Coast that had been the focal point of anti-nuclear activism in America. But his last letter to California Gov. Gavin Newsom, in February, was one Komanoff never expected to write. He implored Newsom to scrap state plans to close the coastal plant.

“We’re going to have to give up some of our long-held beliefs if we are going to deal with climate,” Komanoff said in an interview. “I am still a solar and wind optimist. But I am a climate pessimist. The climate is losing.”

Komanoff’s conversion is emblematic of the rapidly shifting politics of nuclear energy. The long controversial power source is gaining backers amid worries that shutting U.S. plants, which emit almost no emissions, makes little sense as governments race to end their dependence on fossil fuels and the war in Ukraine heightens worries about energy security and costs. The momentum is driven in large part by longtime nuclear skeptics who remain unsettled by the technology but are now pushing to keep existing reactors running as they face increasingly alarming news about the climate.

It’s indicative that, despite the proclamations of some cultural warriors, the left can be flexible when reality gets ready to hit them in the face.

But, of course, that doesn’t mean nuclear energy, even though I’m in favor of exploring it further, is part of the future. Reporter Michael Brooks in NewScientist (28 May 2022, paywall) explores the cloudy future of nuclear energy and comes to an ambivalent conclusion:

It remains to be seen if such innovations can pick up the slack. And herein lies the problem when it comes to making your mind up on nuclear: so much depends on things we don’t know for sure. On the one hand, why bother with it, given its drawbacks, if we can meet our net-zero targets with nothing but renewables? “I tend to believe we can do 100 per cent renewables,” says [M. V. Ramana at the University of British Columbia in Vancouver]. On the other hand, why put all your eggs in one basket? “It’s not an either-or situation: we’ve got to do them both,” says [Jacopo Buongiorno, director of the Center for Advanced Nuclear Energy Systems at MIT]. Even among those with all the facts at their disposal, those fault lines remain. Add in the fact that nuclear weapons make things even more complicated (see “The weapons connection“), and it is clear why nothing is clear. Whatever call we make, some people will say it is wrong. The only thing we can do is be sure that we don’t make the call too late.

But the flexibility displayed by Komanoff is key. Nothing is guaranteed, but keeping an open mind and exploring options is part of the overall strategy of survival – not clinging to ideological/theological positions.

In Case You Need A Good “Meeeeeeeow!”

No, not that sort – this sort:

I HATED the Salinger story. It took me days to go through it, gingerly, a page at a time, and blushing with embarrassment for him every ridiculous sentence of the way. How can they let him do it? That horrible self-consciousness, every sentence comments on itself and comments on itself commenting on itself, and I think it was actually supposed to be funny. And if the poems were so good, why not just give us one or two and shut up, for God’s sake?

Elizabeth Bishop on J. D. Salinger’s Seymour: An Introduction
Letter to Pearl Kazin
9th September 1959

More here at Letters of Note.

Belated Movie Reviews

You’re an alien ship full of unknown armament. Me? I have a machine gun. Ready, set … run!

Battleship (2012), purportedly based on the old plastic/board game popularized by the admission, You sank my battleship!, is actually a surprisingly good example of the alien invasion genre, by which I mean I thought it would be atrocious, and it actually held my attention, as well as my Art Editor’s.

Why? Partially because the aliens are not entirely inscrutable. While it’s not completely clear why they came in response to signals from Earth, and certainly they shouldn’t have arrived as quickly as they did, when they do arrive, they lose their communications ship to a collision, and that shapes their subsequent actions.

It makes sense.

Nor are they irritatingly impregnable. The three guided missile cruisers that have the pleasure of the first encounter, while not successful in stopping the aliens, do inflict significant damage on the alien ships.

Amusingly – at least for this obsolete old software engineer – their computers have bugs just like Earthly computers have bugs. And misclassification is a bitch.

Finally, the Earth forces, finding themselves at a disadvantage at several turns while on a desperate mission to save the world, find impressively clever ways around their problems.

Sure, this isn’t perfect. Beyond the usual credulity problems associated with the genre, the lead character is an excruciatingly example of the smart guy who makes bad decision after bad decision, and the Why of that is never quite clarified. The actor who plays the lead, Taylor Kitsch, I’ve only seen, to my knowledge, in one other movie – John Carter (2012) – and I didn’t like him in either flick. Not that I need to personally like him, but in both movies he just doesn’t play the role convincingly. But the supporting actors, I felt, did a good job, playing their roles both earnestly and professionally. While a hidden grin or two is sometimes acceptable, I didn’t sense them here. Roles are played straight.

It’s not an awful movie, which makes its nomination for several of Razzie awards puzzling. I’ve sat through some truly dreadful movies, far worse than this or, for that matter, the aforementioned John Carter, and I truly didn’t feel Battleship needed to be dissed in this way. Perhaps some folks objected to its purported and far-fetched origins.

And don’t forget. The original Battleship game had more than battleships. It had subs and cruisers and an aircraft carrier.

And a mighty battleship.

If you like the alien invasion genre, Independence Day (1996) may set the bar, and Battleship doesn’t quite get over it. But on its own it’s a fun little flick to watch.

Belated Movie Reviews

Robot and Frank (2012) is, despite the robot, a conventional tale of the aging mind, vitiated by a changing focus. Who is Frank? Frank is a retired thief, an expert at lockpicks, especially that of safes.

And Robot? It’s an artificial intelligence paired with a capable body, tasked with helping Frank with the serious infirmities of old age. When Frank indicates that ‘casing the joint’ has enthused him, Robot is willing to help, learning the fine craft of thievery.

Notice I didn’t say Robot was ‘happy to help’, nor ‘reluctant to help.’ Robot is Robot, for what it’s worth, and it’s the escapades Robot enables which function as the cautionary tale considering naive robots.

Until the climax, when the requisite plot twist has nothing to do with Robot, absolutely nothing. This mistaken change of focus leaves the audience dissatisfied, as Robot is reduced from a new societal factor to be considered to merely a prop.

And that makes Robot and Frank disappointing.

Brace Yourself

And discover the American President and their Administration are not the Overlords of the Universe:

Then there is the weather. It is only May, but already China has warned that its winter wheat crop could be the “worst in history” due to heavy rains, the US winter crop has been affected by drought, there have been floods in Australia and South Africa, and extreme heat in India, Pakistan and most recently Spain.

There is no doubt that global heating is making such extreme weather events more common. According to the UK Met Office, for instance, climate change has made record-breaking heatwaves in north-west India and Pakistan more than 100 times more likely. [“Global food crisis is leaving millions hungry, but there are solutions,” Michael Le Page, NewScientist (28 May 2022, paywall)]

In other words, food prices will remain high for at least another year. People will scream for relief and blame Biden, when the problem is weather and the loudest hidden problem that the American public never seems to notice in connection with what we call inflation:

This makes Russia’s invasion of Ukraine a double whammy. It is leading to direct shortages, because Ukraine produces, among other things, 9 per cent of global wheat exports and 40 per cent of sunflower oil exports. The invasion is also causing global energy prices to rise further, which will push up food prices indirectly.

And Russia’s blockade of Ukraine’s Black Sea ports adds to the problem in a world where humanity’s transportation capabilities has transformed food supplies from local-only to fungible status – which means disruption in one part of the world can impact nations thousands of miles away.

And banning Russian exports cuts both ways:

Even if no more extreme weather events hit yields this year, there is another crucial factor at play: high fertiliser prices. Fertiliser prices started rising in 2020 along with fossil fuel prices, and have gone up even further because Russia and Belarus are major exporters. They now cost three or four times as much as they did before the pandemic.

Long-time readers are well aware of my belief that we’re badly overpopulated. Is this the beginning of some sort of population adjustment, if I may indulge in a droll euphemism for mass death?

No, I don’t think so. I suspect humanity’s cleverness will see us through this mess, and a few others as well. Efforts to minimize the overuse of fertilizer, already under way, will be driven harder by the higher fertilizer prices. Genetic engineering to produce more food stuffs from fewer inputs will become more acceptable as people discover empty bellies are not compatible with today’s lifestyles – that is, European opposition to genetically modified organisms (GMOs) will fade, much to the consternation of the leaders of anti-GMO organizations, who will find their positions and prestige threatened.

But, at some point, a crisis will precipitate some sort of adjustment. It’s barely possible we’ll employ the Roman interim solution, which was to find more land: discovery of and mass transportation to an inhabitable, empty planet.

But I won’t have fantasies about it. Moving to Mars is not a solution. The Roman implementation, land via victorious warfare, seems improbable today. And the Dutch solution, recovering land from the ocean, is a slow process and inhibited by rising ocean levels. Other ideas?

But the ongoing and singular focus on packing the sardine can with more sardines is disconcerting and real, as population adjustment is not acceptable to most people – and rightly so. We evolved in a context lacking medical capabilities, and therefore offspring production reflects the reality, in the past, of pre-maturity high mortality rates. This has also lead to the adoration of life, without which humanity might have been extinguished. And while, yes, more education leads generally to a lower birthrate, numerous institutions, primarily of the religious class, oppose lower birthrates, because, of course, a smaller group reduces the prestige and influence of the group, from the leader on down.

I queasily look forward to the future, and hope to be proven wrong.

Earl Landgrebe Award Nominee

Our latest nominee to be Earl is Rep Billy Long (R-MO), running for the open Senate seat in Missouri:

Rep Billy Long (R-MO), from Ballotpedia.

The noteworthy part of this tweet is: Have @POTUS [that is, Joe Biden] appoint #Trump as VP

Does he think that any of this, excepting #4, has any chance of happening?

Really?

Or is he just brown nosing the former President and his waning endorsement powers?

Judging from his picture, Rep Long should refrain from the necessary contortions to effectively brown nose, for, at his age, he might not survive the experience, if only metaphysically. But points for putting his soul in this much danger in pursuit of worldly influence.

Good thing I’m an agnostic and don’t know if there are souls or not.

Carol Burnett Dated Napoleon Bonaparte

While watching an obscure episode of The Carol Burnett Show (1967-1978), in particular one of the As The Stomach Turns skits, today’s audience noted:

SHE: They’re really broken canon in this one, haven’t they?

HE: Uh?

SHE: That, that’s really not how this goes. The daughter leaves after bringing home a baby. She doesn’t go upstairs back to her room.

HE: I didn’t know Carol dated Napoleon.

SHE: Uh?

HE: Sure. Napoleon was an artillery officer. You say she broke the cannon. That is, she broke it off with Napoleon, the guy who ran the cannons.

SHE: Oh.

And that, folks, is how QAnon works.

Barnacles On Your Ship

Gotta love how Republican legislators put, ah, regulations in your way – at least in South Dakota. This is from last year, but I can’t resist:

In the lingo of South Dakota petition circulators, it’s called the “beach-towel effect.”

The term describes the massive, folded-up sheets of paper that petition circulators carry as they gather signatures to put a proposed law on the ballot.

The Secretary of State’s Office says the full text of a petition and its signature lines must be contained on a single sheet of paper. For complex proposals, those single sheets of paper may grow to several feet wide and tall.

Now those sheets of paper might get even bigger. This winter, South Dakota’s Legislature passed a bill requiring the font size on petitions to be at least 14 points.

Republican Sen. Al Novstrup, of Aberdeen, said the font on medical marijuana petitions last year was too small. He estimated it was 6 points.

“I was just unable to read it,” Novstrup testified, “and I would estimate that approximately half of South Dakotans were unable to read that particular font size.” [South Dakota Public Broadcasting]

So bloody well authorize multiple pages, Senator Novstrup! But seriously, you need to follow that link, above, to see what a petition looks like, as it’s carried around to citizens to sign.

This’ll slow down those damn citizens and their citizen legislating, now won’t it?