“You said this would be a good movie!” he balled, throwing a strike. The umpire, due to a hand clutching at his throat, failed to call the runner out, leaving the running back the freedom to run. [The balance of this three page paragraph has been omitted for reasons of taste. It didn’t taste good. Oh, shut up, you! No, you shut up! Sheesh, it’s hard to get good help these days!]
But. There are some well known actors present. If you’re a Mark Hamill, Bill Paxton, F. Murray Abraham, Robbie Coltrane, or Ben Kingsley completist, you may have to see this.
You have my condolences.
