Word Of The Day

Aposematic:

Aposematism is the advertising by an animal to potential predators that it is not worth attacking or eating. This unprofitability may consist of any defences which make the prey difficult to kill and eat, such as toxicity, venom, foul taste or smell, sharp spines, or aggressive nature. These advertising signals may take the form of conspicuous colorationsoundsodours, or other perceivable characteristics. Aposematic signals are beneficial for both predator and prey, since both avoid potential harm. [Wikipedia]

Noted in “Join a Scientist’s Undersea Adventure,” Andria Greene, Discover (March/April 2022):

Nudibranchs are invertebrates — backboneless organisms in the kingdom Animalia — that include 2,000 different species, many of which are best known for their wildly diverse and colorful appearance. But what’s beautiful to humans is to other animals an aposematic signal — a warning not to eat this creature. Nudibranchs’ bright coloration is intended to indicate unpalatability, and comes from a diet rich in animals armed with cnidocytes, the stinging cells common to sponges, anemone, and coral. Not all nudibranchs parade colorful displays; some rely on near-perfect camouflage to avoid being eaten. But coloration and camouflage can’t protect these and other underwater creatures from every threat.

One Politician’s Summary

Senator Chris Murphy (D-CT) gives his view of the Ukrainian situation:

Does he know what he’s talking about? Is he being truthful? I sure wish I knew a historian with relevant chops, because this is beyond my expertise and time to research. I could say his body language and communications style suggests he’s being truthful, but such readings are not dispositive and can even be misleading.

The next few days will cast some light on Murphy’s message. Personally, as I implied here, I hope the Russian oligarchs will take note of their evaporating fortunes and suddenly impel Putin to either withdraw, or resign.

Take that as you will.

Getting Involved

I hadn’t heard anything about the hacker group Anonymous for awhile, but I don’t pay much attention to hacker groups, either. But here they are, getting involved – and maybe taking their lives into their hands:

On Tuesday (Feb. 22), Anonymous hacked into the Chinese Culture website (http://www.chineseculture.com.cn/) and uploaded a rogue page including its logo and images of a Russian device that the group had hacked. The website was taken down within a day after the hack, but an archived version of the page changed by the hacktivists can be found on Internet Archive’s WayBack Machine. …

In red text, the hackers condemn Putin’s recognition of separatist regions in eastern Ukraine as independent. Anonymous states the Russian leader should have instead waited for a UN-brokered peace plan to be concluded instead. [Taiwan News]

If they do enough damage, the Russians will remember them and try to hunt them down.

And it won’t matter if Putin survives this excursion into war or not. Russia won’t convert into a real democracy just because Putin fails, or even succeeds.

Word Of The Day

Hickey:

These terms all basically refer to a single offset printing phenomenon, best known as the hickey. A hickey is a spot or halo on the printed image that resembles a donut or bullseye.

A hickey occurs when a piece of dust or random mote sticks to either the plate or blanket of the offset printing press or the printing medium, which causes an imperfection on the printed page. Other potential causes include degradation in the press rollers, paper fibers and solid particles suspended in printing ink. [Sun Print Solutions]

This came up in conversation with my Arts Editor, who grew up in a family that ran a small publishing company for a living, while watching an old rerun of Carol Burnett, in which one of her camera men remarks she’s probably never had a hickey.

Which was fun, but not as funny as when an audience member asked about “boom microphones”, and Carol remarked they weren’t shotguns and the audience members in the first row could uncross their legs. She meant they could relax, but it came across as quite inappropriate and, therefore, funnier than Hell.

Which is a really odd remark – funnier than Hell – if you think about it.

It Isn’t Weakness

Prior to the beginning of the tragic Russian invasion of Ukraine, and since its inception, the Republicans were and are using the upcoming conflict as a platform for attacking President Biden and the Democrats, said attacks including It’s none of our business, we shouldn’t be there! (candidate for the Senator from Ohio’s seat and author J. D. Vance), It’s the fault of the environmentalists! (radio host Erick Erickson), and, most interestingly, this example, which stands in for a few other equivalent, if more shrill, examples from more prominent Republicans:

In case the above disappears out of future embarrassment:

Lot of people will be angry by this… But I’m convinced that Putin would be a lot, LOT more hesitant to invade if Trump was President.

Biden simply does not evoke any sense of strength or danger to our enemies.

And this is quite mild; most others are hubristic claims that Democrats, using the examples of Obama and Crimea, Carter and the diplomats, and now Biden and Ukraine, are uniquely weak and thus unsuited to elected position.

This from the same Party that gave us George W. Bush and Donald J. Trump, and about the latter Jennifer Rubin helpfully remarks in context:

To believe this [the cited tweet, above – HW] is to suffer from temporary amnesia about how Donald Trump actually acted toward Putin while he was in office. Who can forget Trump’s kowtow to Putin at Helsinki in 2018? The U.S. president rejected the findings of the United States’ own intelligence community about the hacking of the 2016 election and said: “President Putin says it’s not Russia. I don’t see any reason why it would be.” Or who can forget Trump’s use of U.S. military aid to extort the government of Ukraine into helping him politically? Or all of Trump’s anti-NATO animus? Trump mused about pulling out of the alliancequestioned its Article 5 security guarantees and ordered a withdrawal of 12,000 troops from Germany. [WaPo]

But Rubin really doesn’t take this far enough. The key question is Why are there, or not, attacks during various Administrations? and since Rubin has certainly refuted the popular-on-the-right meme that Democratic military leadership is weaker than Republicans, thus inviting attacks, it’s worth asking just what’s really going on.

First let’s dispense with the ugly practicalities of attacks, which includes logistics, personnel, supplies, and failed diplomacy. Without any of these or a few other areas that may have slipped my mind, launching an attack is fool-hardy. You want your attack to succeed … whatever that means.

And that’s an important question, isn’t it? Everything a national entity does should, ideally, be in pursuit of a goal. The goal may be nebulous – Look at the stability and prosperity of Democracy! – or it may be very specific. The goal may even be to have that attack fail, also known as a feint. But it bears keeping in mind that what an entity isn’t doing can be as important as an action taken.

That is, if you can manipulate the other side into doing something for you, why waste military materials on a frontal assault? Sometimes it’s better to risk a spy than a brigade.

Keeping all that in mind, let’s look at the Republicans. On the matter of the Russians, they don’t present a united front, do they? There are still prominent Republicans ready to warn about the Russians. But then there’s also his #1 admirer … former President Trump:

“I said, ‘How smart is that?’ And he’s gonna go in and be a peacekeeper. That’s strongest peace force… We could use that on our southern border. That’s the strongest peace force I’ve ever seen. There were more army tanks than I’ve ever seen. They’re gonna keep peace all right,” Trump continued. “Here’s a guy who’s very savvy… I know him very well. Very, very well.”

Trump went on to criticize Biden’s handling of the crisis and claim Russia’s invasion of Ukraine would not have happened while he was in office. He did not offer any explanation or evidence for the claim, nor did he explain what he would do differently now.

“You gotta say that’s pretty savvy. And you know what the response was from Biden? There was no response. They didn’t have one for that. No, it’s very sad. Very sad,” Trump added. “I knew Putin very well. I got along with him great. He liked me. I liked him. I mean, you know, he’s a tough cookie, got a lot of the great charm and a lot of pride. But the way he — and he loves his country, you know? He loves his country.” [NBC News]

Or, as Rubin implied, Trump was, and is, abjectly weak. But where Trump goes, so goes the MAGA cult.

And that’s more than a reality-based insult. Trump was the selection of the Republican Party for the party’s Presidential nomination, and so he represents its strength on foreign policy towards Russia … or its weakness. President Putin of Russia, who’s nakedly driving this war, is no schmuck. I don’t doubt that he and his intelligence apparatus have evaluated the Republican Party as being the weaker of the two major American political parties when it comes to Russian policy: more friendly and less likely to oppose Russian strategic objectives … such as neutralizing American influence in Europe, or even world-wide.

A lesser opponent would attack when the Republicans are in power. After all, you have a weak opponent, right?

But why expend all that war material when patsies like Trump, Cruz, and Vance are ready to rollover for you? The Republican Party has been subverted by the Russians to the point where open attacks, when they’re in power, are unnecessary.

No, if your goal is to destroy an opponent greater than yourself, then you have to find ways to destroy their strengths. The Democratic Party, in Russia’s estimation, is more likely to effectively oppose them than the Republicans, so they’ve arranged to put the Democrats under a lot of pressure by dividing the political scene using their pawns, the Republicans, and then starting a war. They flood an increasingly wary American public with disinformation and divisive messages via Vance and many others, and try to portray the Democrats as weak via defeat of an allied country. The Democrats and Biden don’t need to be destroyed.

Just denied success at the ballot box.

And that’s the substance of the story. There are other factors, too, mostly germane to Putin personally: his age, his dreams for his country, his physical and mental health, his desired legacy. These also play into this dangerous, foolish game.

But I think the reality is that the Republicans are simply self-delusional when they credit themselves with strength and the Democrats with weakness. As Rubin points out, their record for the last few decades does not support their self-appraisal.

That’s something voters should remember next time they have to trek to their local voting location. Do you want Russian patsies and isolationists representing the country? Or experienced people who know what the hell is going on – and who is dangerous?

Cool Astro Pics

This is just beautiful:

Credit: NASA/HST

A spectacular head-on collision between two galaxies fueled the unusual triangular-shaped star-birthing frenzy, as captured in a new image from NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope.

The interacting galaxy duo is collectively called Arp 143. The pair contains the glittery, distorted, star-forming spiral galaxy NGC 2445 at right, along with its less flashy companion, NGC 2444 at left.

Astronomers suggest that the galaxies passed through each other, igniting the uniquely shaped star-formation firestorm in NGC 2445, where thousands of stars are bursting to life on the right-hand side of the image. This galaxy is awash in starbirth because it is rich in gas, the fuel that makes stars. However, it hasn’t yet escaped the gravitational clutches of its partner NGC 2444, shown on the left side of the image. The pair is waging a cosmic tug-of-war, which NGC 2444 appears to be winning. The galaxy has pulled gas from NGC 2445, forming the oddball triangle of newly minted stars.

Quote Of The Day

From Angie Drobnic Holan on PolitiFact:

“The arts of the enemies of America are endless, but all wicked as they are various. Among other tricks they have forged a pamphlet of letters entitled ‘Letters from Gen. Washington to several of his friends in 1776.’ The design of the forger is evident, and no doubt it gained him a good beef steak from his masters. I would send you this pamphlet if it were not too bulky for the post, as it might serve to amuse your leisure hours during the inaction of winter.” – Richard Henry Lee, American Founding Father

A testament to the fundamental stability of the human personality. It’ll lie, cheat, and steal to gain advantage, especially in war time – formal or informal.

Something to remember during the Russian invasion of Ukraine, calling for skepticism about claims from both sides, and requiring careful proctoring of those claims up for acceptance. Recognition that certain political factions throughout the world will take advantage of the conflict to spread misinformation is an important facet of this discussion.

Silly Assertion Of The Day

In regards to a State law with some religious implications:

State Rep. Phil Christofanelli, R-St. Peters, who sponsored the bill last year, said it’s too early to comment on the groups applying to run the program. He said the law protects against religious discrimination by the educational assistance organizations.

“It’s pretty well established in American law that you can’t discriminate for immutable characteristics like religion,” he said. [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]

I’m sure everyone else has had their say about immutable characteristics, but I have to have my horse’s laugh as well. Dude, people are forever adjusting, changing, and abjuring religion. You should be ashamed to be trying to slip that particular bit of deceit by the people of St. Louis.

Hah!

Ummmmmmm, No

CNN/Politics‘ Chris Cillizza makes the typical error of holding a variable constant as he panders to Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) from back in the latter’s more ambitious days:

A decade ago, Mitt Romney went on CNN and made a statement that was widely perceived as a major mistake.

“Russia, this is, without question, our number one geopolitical foe,” Romney, who would be the Republican presidential nominee in the 2012 race against President Barack Obama, told Wolf Blitzer in March of that year. “They — they fight every cause for the world’s worst actors.”

Obama and his team pounced on the comment, insisting that it showed Romney was hopelessly out of touch when it came to the threats facing the US.

In the third presidential debate between the two candidates in October 2012, Obama went directly after Romney for that remark. “When you were asked, ‘What’s the biggest geopolitical threat facing America,’ you said ‘Russia.’ Not al Qaeda; you said Russia,” Obama said. “And, the 1980s are now calling to ask for their foreign policy back, because the Cold War’s been over for 20 years.” …

But today, after Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered Russian troops into eastern Ukraine, Romney’s comments look very, very different. And by “different,” I mean “right,” as even some Democrats are now acknowledging.

The typical error is often seen in the remarks of folks complaining The military prepared for the last war, not the next war! Well, besides the fact that the military spends a lot of time and energy trying to understand the next war, the fact that the military prepared for the last war is no small thing, and does not go unnoticed by adversaries – ours and others, today and yesterday. There’s a reason why wars change, and it’s not just losing the last.

But the maker of the error doesn’t realize Action -> Reaction.

So when Romney was condemned for his remark, what was the two situations? Russia was still reeling from the collapse of the Soviet Union, and then the collapse, in all but name, of the successor democracy. Where it was going looked like nowhere.

Meanwhile, a collection of terrorist groups had managed to destroy the World Trade Center and then bring war to the countries of the Middle East, with what turned out to be the goal of creating a new country from the remains of old countries. When someone starts to build a new country on the territory of established countries, and does so successfully, it’s wise to take the threat seriously, especially when they spend their spare moments chanting Death to America! and call themselves The Caliphate, a name linked to Islamic empires. Add in the random nuclear power stations and bomb making facilities, and anyone in a position of governmental responsibility must have been quite concerned.

And then let’s ask how we treated each power.

The Caliphate? Bombed. Destroyed. A classic case of taking care of a problem early, before it became intractable.

Russia? Nothing much. Oh, some sanctions when Russia annexed Crimea. And that hurt Russia, but not nearly enough.

If a similar question were asked today, it’s far more valid to answer ‘Russia,’ in my mind, although I think a stronger case could be made for China. I’m no foreign policy expert, but it seems to me that Russia has become a hollowed out husk. Its population is, and has been for decades, shrinking, it has significant public health issues (alcoholism), and the Russian oligarchs are a pus-leaking sore on the side of a badly wounded economy.

China, on the other hand, has a different economic model, an ambition that recognizes the importance of the digital world to an extent greater than the United States. They’re highly organized, from education to research to manufacturing. Yes, I think their political system is also a drag on their society, but it’s unsettling how they can sometimes get around that. They do have other huge problems, such as pollution and clean water. But I don’t care to bet against them, while with Russia I would put down a tenner against them.

But it’s an argument, at least. Cillizza is focused on the events of today to the detriment of analysis of events since the fateful question was asked, and that leaves him with an unnaturally inflexible world view.

Cool Astro Pics

This is from the Solar Orbiter, operated by the ESA and NASA:

The Full Sun Imager of the Extreme Ultraviolet Imager on board the ESA/NASA Solar Orbiter spacecraft captured a giant solar eruption on 15 February 2022.

Solar prominences are large structures made of tangled magnetic field lines that keep dense concentrations of solar plasma suspended above the Sun’s surface and often take the form of arching loops.

This is the largest solar prominence eruption ever observed in a single image together with the full solar disc.

Amazing. Good that when that explosion went off, it was pointed that-a-way and not this-a-way.

The March To The Metaphorical Sea

In the wake of the spectacle of a few power-hungry yahoos declaring their little chunks of eastern Ukraine are actually independent countries qualified to sign treaties with Moscow’s Vladimir Putin[1], Edward Luce of the Financial Times (at least according to Professor Richardson) wrote:

It seems to me the proper procedure will be to freeze all assets, of all the Russian oligarchs, available, and then, one by one, confiscate them. Even go after those that seem beyond reach. Putin’s at the top of an oligarchic kleptocracy, which means he’s only there because he’s the toughest and most skilled at internal power struggles, which range from brutality to diplomacy. The latter depends on success; if a Russian oligarch finds themselves not so oligarchic any longer, they may decide the Putinesque diplomacy isn’t working and take a shot at removing Putin.

A tip into an informal Russian civil war will make it far easier for Ukraine to regain its territorial integrity.


1 Which is so cartoonish that I’d be laughing, but the consequences for the Ukrainians are so potentially tragic that laughter is impossible. I’m not sure English has a name for the actual emotion.

Don’t Work In Abstractions When You Have A Hammer

The Center for Inquiry (CFI) is upset about someone not thinking in Oklahoma:

A dangerous bill in the Oklahoma legislature would create a de facto blasphemy law for public school teachers, severely punishing them for teaching anything that conflicts with any student’s religious beliefs, and advocates for reason and secularism stand ready to challenge the law in court should it pass. Today, the Center for Inquiry (CFI) sent notice that if Oklahoma State Senator Rob Standridge’s “Students’ Religious Belief Protection Act” becomes law, CFI will see to it that the law is struck down as a blatant violation of the First Amendment.

But I have to wonder if threatening to take the State to Court really is the best course. I suggest that they write an alternative letter that suggests CFI will fund anyone willing to sue under this proposed law, regardless of their religious affiliation, over anything.

Say, when someone else sues because their delicate sensibilities have been bruised, CFI will also sue – the same teacher – for any offered apologies and mea culpas.

This Standridge brute would swiftly come under fire, some of it literal, for denuding all the schools, public and private, of the teachers.

And it would make the blundering foolishness of incorporating singularly religious values into state law visceral. The swirling madness of religion that so many think is right would be a pie to the face for a change. And get the law, if ever passed, repealed.

Hard Facts Rather Than Flaccid Ideology

William Galston and Elaine Kamarck are, or should be, legendary within the Democratic Party for having analyzed the Democratic failures of the 1970s and 1980s and producing a set of recommendations that soon-to-be President Bill Clinton used in refashioning the Democratic message – and winning the Presidency.

Now they’re back, and when it comes to race, they sound remarkably like Andrew Sullivan:

MYTH 1: PEOPLE OF COLOR THINK AND ACT ALIKE

Early in the 21st century, many Democrats came to believe that long-term demographic trends would move the electorate inexorably toward a Democratic majority. The expectation was that decades of robust immigration from previously under-represented countries in the Western Hemisphere and the Asia-Pacific region would steadily increase the diversity of the U.S. population. As they entered the electorate, they would join forces with other people “of color” — especially African Americans and Native Americans — to strengthen support for the Democratic Party, especially its progressive wing. Underlying this projection was the assumption that these new groups would experience various forms of discrimination that would define their political identity and unite them with African Americans and Native Americans in demands for justice and equality.

For a while there was evidence that what some called the “Rising American Electorate” would indeed transform our politics. The coalition that gave Barack Obama a strong majority in 2008 was diverse in all the expected ways, and younger voters brought new and often progressive perspectives into the political arena. Black turnout has remained high, Hispanics continue to stream into the electorate, and turnout among Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders rose by 39% from 2016 to 2020.[5]

But more recently, developments among the largest segment of this coalition, Hispanic Americans, have called into question the belief in the basic similarity among people of color. It was widely recognized that the term “Hispanic” — a census category — covered an internally diverse community from dozens of different countries. It turned out that differences of national origin shaped political outlooks: It was one thing to flee countries dominated by brutal right-wing dictatorships, quite another to hail from socialist societies like Cuba and Venezuela. [Progressive Policy Institute]

This statement, particularly concerning People of Color, rings true in the wake of a 2020 election in which a substantial minority of the Hispanic vote went Republican; in the wake of reports that the Cuban-derived minority in Florida are strongly against the legalization of illegal immigrants, when they themselves went the entire route as prescribed by law; that the term Latinx has no popularity with the general Hispanic population, suggesting those pushing it are not listening to the feedback from their audience.

That, in turn, is in congruence with the analysis, thus far, of election results, most recently the Virginia elections, which the Democrats, under standard analysis, should have won, and instead more or less were run out of town. Their reaction to post-voting polls? That the voters are a bunch of bigots.

That’s called CYA, not honest analysis.

In fact, and with the admission I haven’t had time to read the entire report, this strikes me as a not-so-veiled shot at Ibrahim X. Kendi and the American far left who’ve settled into the position that If you’re White, you’re evil. The subsumation of non-White into a single group, the POC, is reflective of the ideology, the propaganda, spread by the far left, of White evil and everyone else victims – as well as their dictates that only racial power politics, an unstable and violent pattern as we see in the historical record, can restore justice.

It has never brought justice, in reality.

And how strong are these dictates? Just sitting here writing, I finally realize why I found Kendi’s book, How To Be An Antiracist, to be so grating: it’s not a book built on the liberal democratic support of intellectual persuasion, of buttressing arguments with evidence to make a point. Oh, he has some evidence, but I felt some of it was doubtful or inaccurate, but it’s mostly irrelevant. It’s a book of dictates mixed with some interesting anecdotes from his and other’s lives.

But it wasn’t persuasive. It was all about orders.

And most folks don’t want to follow orders in order to win a political contest and reap the prizes – which will be handed out as the leaders see fit. Too much brown-nosing. Rather, people want the chance to succeed through their own labor.

And if the left is going to demonstrate a system that undermines such an ambition, they and their allies won’t get the votes they think they deserve.

The Democrats had better start learning fast, or November 2022 could be a horrendous shock. I look forward to finding time to read further in Galston and Kamarck’s analysis. I want to see if they continue to dig at the foundations of intellectual bullying.

You should go read it, too.

Need A Plunger?

Professor Blackmun gives us a quick description of a Federal Circuit’s social dynamics compared to the private sector:

Generally, workplaces are not static. Over time, leaders with different styles come and go. Organizations are restructured. Workers who do not work out will leave, or are asked to leave. New blood is brought in to reinvigorate the organization. And, if the workplace is failing, eventually, the organization itself may become defunct.

These rules do not apply to the federal courts of appeals. Their membership is largely static. New judges are added on an infrequent basis, while senior judges tend to stick around. There are no leaders. (No, the chief judge does not count). Every member of the court has an equal vote. And, with rare exception, judges who are unhappy remain ensconced in their life-tenured sinecures. Finally, federal courts cannot be abolished–well, they probably can’t be abolished. These unique dynamics of the federal courts of appeals make interpersonal relationships very different than in traditional workplaces. [The Volokh Conspiracy]

I don’t think sinecure is actually the right word to use here, but that’s a detail. The real fun is reading about the friction caused by judges who are less respectful of precedent than others.

And That Would Be The End of Him?

There’s a real conundrum going on here:

“I’ve been to flat Earth conferences and I remember this guy said he used to contract with Nasa,” [Kelly Weill] said on the show.

“He said, ‘Quite frankly I think they’re lying about the shape of the earth so that we believe in aliens so that when Jesus comes down we’ll mistake him as an alien and we’ll shoot him.’”

Yeah, we don’t even know where to start with that one. [“Flat Earther claims that Nasa makes us believe in aliens so that we’ll shoot Jesus if he returns,” Harry Fletcher, indy100]

Where you start is with the question, If Jesus is God, a Divine creature, is s/he/it really going to give a shit about being shot?

Yeah?

He may be pissed off enough to do a War Of The Worlds gig on the shooter, but that’s a different conspiracy theory, isn’t it?

Word Of The Day

Liminal:

A liminal space is a space between spaces. A liminal space is a boundary between two points in time, space, or both. It’s the middle ground between two grounds, the mid-structure between two structures.

When you’re in a liminal space, you’re neither here nor there, neither this nor that. At the same time, you’re both here and there. Both this and that. [“Liminal space: Definition, examples, and psychology,” Hanan Parvez, PsychMechanics]

Noted in “Do you taboo? On the silence of nonreligion,” Jennifer Michael Hecht, OnlySky:

We’d already won many small battles for the right to disbelieve in peace. But the headline still asked: is the political poison of being an atheist really twenty years stronger than the political bad-beverage of being gay?

My answer is yes. It was. It probably still is. We seem to be in a liminal hinge of history though, where the big problem of voting for an atheist leader might finally go on the decline.

Bank on a poet to come up with that word.

It Could Be An Exciting Week

Between the expected Russian invasion of Ukraine and storms on the Sun, this could be an exciting week. Oh, you hadn’t heard of the latter? Here’s Spaceweather.com:

HERE IT COMES: The source of last week’s huge farside explosion is moving closer to the Earthside of the sun. NASA’s STEREO-A spacecraft is stationed just behind the sun’s eastern limb, and it has caught sight of a large ultraviolet hotspot approaching the visible edge of the solar disk:

STEREO-A does not have a white light telescope, so we cannot know for sure that the “hotspot” is actually a sunspot. But it almost certainly is.

Whatever it is, it’s big enough to affect the way the surface of the sun vibrates. Researchers at Stanford University are using helioseismology to map the farside of the sun.

And

The northeastern limb of the sun is surging with flares …

Go read about it. One big blast could knock down satellites and even disable our power grid.

Belated Movie Reviews

One of the most esteemed scenes in American cinema, yes?

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) remains a conundrum for anyone who thinks stories are serious endeavours, and those that are not well done should be considered a failure. This one is full of silliness: a scientist who’s a rock star who meets his late wife’s unknown twin sister at a concert? The same scientist doesn’t follow protocol, but accedes an impulse to drive a superfast car into a mountain of waste, there encountering other-dimensional creatures who bounce of the car’s windscreen?

Aliens from that dimension, desperately searching for a way home, are after the same scientist’s device which powered the car, which itself is a refinement of another device used to open the dimension, which allowed an alien to take over the body of another foolhardy scientist? What, don’t they teach these scientists impulse control?

All the aliens are named John, for goodness’ sake!

And then there’s the climactic battle, wherein we discover just where the hell some of the Star Wars space action sequences came from, which I find obscurely disturbing.

And despite all that, we keep coming back to see it again and again. Cult Classic is scrawled across the film tin as if written by a drunken madman. Maybe it’s a way station for some stars, and an origin for others, because names just roll off the tongue: Clancy Brown, Christopher Lloyd, John Lithgow, Peter Weller, Emily Barkin, Jeff Goldblum, Robert Ito, Yakov Smirnoff, just to name a few. It’s a cast who knows how to act and pulled it off without cracking a smile.

Recommend it? Of course. It’s a necessity of the American cultural scene. If you haven’t seen it, you won’t really understand American culture.

Now will you?

Sucking Out The Money

Someone saw the grift about election cheating and thought to themselves, “I can make money off this,” and I think we’re seeing that now:

But the specialized inks and watermarks also would limit the number of companies capable of selling ballot paper — potentially to just one Texas firm with no previous experience in elections that consulted with the lawmakers proposing the measures.

Mark Finchem, an Arizona state representative spearheading the initiative, said in an interview that he developed ideas for the proposals after discussions with executives of Authentix, a company in Addison, Tex. The firm has since hosted other GOP lawmakers at its office and given presentations about the idea to legislators in two states, according to participants and social media posts. …

Finchem said he thinks there will be a “foot race” among states to adopt the measures as a way to alleviate skepticism that elections are secure. Authentix, he said, would not be able to overcharge for the special ballots because he said the company would otherwise lose the support of public officials. But, he added, “it certainly does offer the opportunity for a company to engage in commerce.” [WaPo]

My suspicion is that “footrace” will be among five to ten States that have State leadership teams committed to the idea that private is always better than public. Then problems and drawbacks will start popping up. Supply issues will occur and be incurable by election officials, only by companies – some fly-by-night. The article notes that what few estimates of the cost is that it’ll be higher. Much higher. And the monopoly situation will continue, protected by patents. The libertarians’ standard Competition will Lower Costs! card will be played, but it won’t work because switching costs are very high when dealing with a system that Can Not Fail. The first mover will be the big, and only, winner.

Then someone will be caught corrupting the process. Or maybe they’ll find a need to encrypt something, and forget the cardinal rule of encryption: don’t roll your own.

And those five to ten States will quietly return to administering the elections with proper technology. And no one will mention election cheating because, it turns out, it only happened on the Republicans’ watch.

Just a feeling on my part.

Word Of The Day

Emollient:

  1. making soft or supple
    also : soothing especially to the skin or mucous membrane
    // anemollient hand lotion
  2. making less intense or harsh : MOLLIFYING
    // soothe us in our agonies with emollient words [Merriam-Webster]

Noted in “Behold the Republican somersaults for Trump,” George F. Will, WaPo:

Never, however, came and went, and Vance went to Mar-a-Lago seeking absolution. Vance is trailing Josh Mandel, who knows how to be emollient to Trump. Mandel says he decided to run for the Senate a third time because impeaching Trump was unfair. In his Mar-a-Lago audition, Mandel told Trump that he, Mandel, is a “killer” and a “balls to the wall” fighter. As a senator, he will fight, among other things, “atheism” and Washington “cocktail parties.”

It’s Not The Legal Peril So Much

It’s been hard to miss the news that Mazars accounting firm has dropped former President Trump as a client, presumably because of the State’s concerns about Trump’s ethically dubious approach to valuing property, allegedly depending for whom the valuing is occurring. This has led to speculation that Trump will end up in Court on fraud charges, as telling one entity one value and another a substantially different value is generally frowned upon in polite company.

But this may not be the company at the top of Trump’s concerns. The former President, recall, has as his base of political support the evangelist and prosperity church members who haven’t yet fled those churches. The former President grew up in the prosperity church tradition of Dr. Norman Vincent Peale. His connections are many, but primary is that he’s perceived as wealthy.

If that perception slides down the drain, not everyone will abandon him – but a significant portion will. He’s already perilously near the abyss of irrelevance, and if it turns out he’s just an ordinary millionaire, he could just suddenly fade away, no matter how much he sputters.

So the Mazars incident might put him in jail – and it might sever him from any prestigious political future.

Belated Movie Reviews

On my father’s grave, I will french that T-Rex in this scene!

Land Of The Lost (2009) is, I suppose, a camp on camp movie, a spoof of the old Land of the Lost TV series, of which there were two versions itself. Played as humor, it has a couple of good bits – a T-Rex with a sense of surreality is a lovely twist, and the ice cream truck had a lot of potential, of which it fulfilled perhaps a tenth – but the truth of the matter is that there was simply too much crude humor which existed for the sake of crude humor.

And that was boring.

While the T-Rex was a lot of fun, this was a waste of time. And what did they do with the evil Sleestak, anyways? Why aren’t they fascinated with the universe’s garbage pit? Isn’t that a possible way home? Another two drafts of the script in order to scrape out the aimless bits of humor and explore the possibilities of their new universe would have been a great improvement. Too bad they didn’t take it.