From the Bangor Daily News:
The International Cryptozoology Museum just opened its new Bangor outpost on Hammond Street this week, after first announcing the bookstore and gift shop last fall, and Bigfoot hunters, paranormal enthusiasts and the merely curious have already stopped by to visit.
Oh, that’s nice. Good luck storming the –
Some of the more eye-popping things on display at the shop include Frosty, a huge sculpture of a Yeti head that’s mounted on the wall, and a replica of the Minnesota Iceman — a six-foot, hairy hominid originally believed to have been found in Vietnam — whose supposedly frozen body was displayed around the country throughout the 1960s.
The Minnesota WHAT???
Oh, slow down, my slammin’ heart. That hoax Viking carving out in Kensington, MN, is enough for us. That and those skeeters that carry away small –
WAIT WAIT – I’m a big human! PUT ME DOWN-
