Belated Movie Reviews

“And our dessert course features wrapped mummy. Everyone bring their spoon?”

Time Walker (1982) is this awful, even grotty, if I may walk a bit of time myself, tale of an Egyptian mummy found by an archaeologist, brought back to greenish life when exposed to the radiation of an X-Ray machine while on campus at CalTech (oh, they wished!) California Institute of Sciences. Much like Pac-Man, it has to collect some baubles stolen from its sarcophagus by a grad student in a total 1970s haircut, stomping whoever gets in its way, before assembling said baubles into …

A communications device.

Bad story, bad acting, bad idea. My Arts Editor liked it. Go figger.

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