At least it’s legible:
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IT’S ABSOLUTELY TRUE…
NOTHING COULD BE GREATER THAN TO OWN YOUR OWN CRATER!With our partners, including Luna Society International, we are crowdfunding a unique program to return humans from around the world to the Moon. We will build permanent residences, tourist facilities, research centers and develop Luna’s natural resources, while also respecting and preserving its incredible beauty.
I’m left with the irrefutable visual of Godzilla chasing the former residents of the Moon en masse to their rocket ships, leaving smashed lunar cities in its wake, and shaking a vengeful fist at those pesky humans.
