Vulcan, son of Jupiter (1962, aka Vulcan, Son of Giove, aka Vulcano, figlio di Giove), is an Italian amateur hour effort at telling a story based in Roman mythology. Vulcan and Mars have a tiff over the affections of Venus, are stripped of their divine strength by Jupiter and thrown down to Earth, where Mars and Venus decide to erect a high tension electric tower a tower more beautiful than Olympus, while Vulcan runs into sea-goddess Etna and decides she’s cuter than Venus. Throw in a midget who runs around aimlessly, and this is a true waste of time.
