After the disappointment of certain dead people not showing up in Dallas for the gratification of the QAnon cult, here comes a new announcement:
Some of [QAnon leader in Dallas Michael] Protzman’s supporters have also spotted that Trump’s official announcement mentions “live entertainment” as part of the [Arizona] rally, and suggested that this will involve a band made up entirely of dead musicians and singers, including Michael Jackson, Prince, Whitney Houston, Janis Joplin, Tupac, and John Lennon. [VICE]
I suspect the former President knows how important it is to keep the troops entertained, especially when they can so easily walk away unharvested, so the solution is obvious:
Provide a band made up of impersonators. That way, you can have Elvis lead the singing.
