There seems to be some uproar over the selling of Trump-branded wine at National Parks. Perhaps they just need to re-brand it:
Get your 10-gallon jug of CORRUPTION WINE! Sub-standard, and if you buy it, you can display it around the Christmas tree in years to come, saying that you, too, were taken in by this master con-man who rose all the way to the Presidency! Just think of your pride!
