Just a lovely bit of snark over at The Daily Kos.
In order to win the future, it is my belief as a self-stated expert that ALL depositors must hit certain benchmarks by 2014. Your bank will be monitored for progress towards these goals.
Here are the benchmarks:
By 2011, 60% of your depositors must have at least $100,000 in their savings accounts.
By 2012, 75% of your depositors must have at least $500,000 in their savings accounts.
By 2013, 90% of your depositors must have at least $750,000 in their savings accounts.
By 2014, 100% of your depositors must have at least $1,000,000 in their savings accounts.
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