Screwed Up Headline Of The Day

From CNN:

It’s so cold in Minnesota, school buses are sliding down icy streets

Totally misleading, folks. Here I am in St. Paul, MN, looking at the thermometer and it shows 33.4°F, with an error range of ±1°F if I remember the packaging properly. That measurement reflects the day’s temperature range, really – I woke up to see it at 33.4° as well.

And the average high for December? 27°F. We’re not all that cold.

The real problem is a mix of rain and sleet, which it’s been doing, on and off, all day. If we have buses going sideways down the road, it’s no surprise. The rain hits the asphalt that’s colder than 32°, freezes, repeat and rinse.

Yeah, I haven’t ventured outside today. A little scary out there.

How Important Is A Secondary Metric?

WaPo provides a useful chart in response to President Trump’s tweets proclaiming himself to be leading the greatest economy ever seen:

For me this raises a small horde of questions:

  1. What’s the connection between stock market performance and the economy? The one is not a perfect proxy for the other.
  2. As the WaPo article notes, shouldn’t the Fed get more credit? And what are the dangers of the actions it took to stimulate the economy? Why do we have to drop our prime lending rate to nearly 0% in order to stimulate the borrowing necessary to invest in the economy? Doesn’t this signal a profound structural problem?
  3. How does the market represent the costs accompanying deregulation, which is one of the few levers the President has to hand? These costs are such things as added pollution, damage to wildlife, and other difficult-to-measure damage which isn’t going to show up on any company’s balance sheet, and thus not in market numbers. Shouldn’t we be adding these considerations to an evaluation of the Executive’s performance?
  4. Each of these Presidents begin with a market that is somewhere on a spectrum of bearish to bullish, and it’s never the same, but the measurement is from that point – which makes this an apples and oranges comparison. For example, President Obama inherited a tottering economy, and as it recovered it was very easy to gain 53%. Trump, on the other hand, inherited an economy that had been stabilized and a market that reflected the same, and it’s continued to chug along despite a tax cut designed to benefit the elite 1%, various tariff wars, and a rapidly expanding national debt. I’m not even sure if Trump should be credited for his 44.6% “performance,” criticized for not doing better, or simply written off as not having that much influence.

But, most of all, I want to know why WaPo has permitted President Trump to define the parameters of the game by which he pursues his reelection campaign. Frankly, the performance of the economy is a poor and misleading metric. The President is the Executive Branch, and because he is responsible for executing the law, he himself should be held to the highest standards of the law. That should be the primary metric by which he is judged. His impeachment has been the subject of accusations of partisanship by Congressional Republicans, but the evidence, and its interpretation to Trump’s disadvantage even by Republicans such as Schoenfeld, Amash, Rubin, Boot, and Coleman, suggests Trump’s guilt in the matter of the Ukraine affair is solid and worthy of conviction.

President Trump has spent a lot of time squawking about his inherited economy, but this is little more than a sleight-of-hand trick, appealing to people’s economic interest and suggesting a good economy voids any responsibility on his part to follow the law. And it’s working, I’m sure – much to the dejection of those who believe in the value of rule of law and civil rights. Those who’ve permitted themselves to be sucked in by this mere economic argument, mendacious and illusionary as it may be, may live to regret it.

Don’t Jump In Head First

A couple of months ago I was a little puzzled at a report that the major investment firms were reducing their trading commissions to zero, but, at the time, the report was a little short on the whys, just noting that Schwab was leading the way. But a couple of weeks ago my wonder was cleared up by this report in CNN/Business:

Robinhood’s free-trading ethos turned the online brokerage industry on its head.

Established players were forced to rewrite their business models by abolishing commissions. The extreme disruption even prompted the blockbuster merger of industry leaders Charles Schwab (SCHW) and TD Ameritrade (AMTD).

Robinhood, the zero-commission online broker that recently surpassed 10 million users, is celebrating the rapid change it helped usher in.

“Robinhood pioneered commission-free investing in stocks,” Vlad Tenev, Robinhood’s co-CEO, told CNN Business. “We can be really proud of not just creating a world where our own customers don’t pay commissions, but customers of other brokerages have benefited as well.”

When it comes to investing, it’s important to understand how money is made and lost, and I didn’t understand how Robinhood – and all these other firms – were managing to stay afloat if they were offering one of their services for free. A little digging brought this Money article to light, and it contains that answer.

One way Robinhood can provide commission-free trades is by making money on the interest from the assets it holds within accounts, a practice that’s not unusual for brokerages.

Ah! But there’s more.

The other way it makes money, though, is through a subscription to gain access to margin (or borrowing money to invest more than you can afford with your own money).

For these subscriptions, you’re essentially paying a monthly fee to borrow money to trade stocks. And if those trades go sour, you could lose your money very quickly.

It’s worth expanding that cautionary paragraph into noting that Robinhood, by lending you that money, is assuming risk as well in that if your margin investment fails, they could lose their money as well if you go bankrupt; the subscription fee ameliorates, if not eliminates, that risk.

If you’re considering using Robinhood, or already an active member, the Money article is worth a read, although like any article on investing and investments it should be taken with a carefully considered grain of salt. Money is definitely an old-line publication (more than 45 years of existence), and in this area it should be considered to be weighted towards the conservative end of the opinion spectrum, or protective of old-line institutions, so when it cautions against using Robinhood, keep that in mind. But it’s arguments are worth the evaluation if you’re an investor, particularly if you’re a younger investor who grew up with a smartphone in your hands.

Continuing the theme, if you’re in or considering the Robinhood camp, it’s worth playing devil’s advocate with yourself. While I’m a slug and not likely to use Robinhood rather than my current adviser, I’ve been intermittently playing the role for the last couple of weeks. Here’s what has caught my attention:

  • Investment services often come bundled with adviser services, and Robinhood marks a potentially large disruption of this tradition. Traditions often exist for a reason, and this is worth carefully considering. On the pro side of investment advice is that markets are complex feedback animals that can fool even the pros; unless you’re a pro, why do you think you should be using Robinhood to avoid fees? On the other hand, the ethics of some advisers have been sadly lacking, and the industry, as a whole, often resists pressure for licensed professionals to pledge to put their clients first. Of course, the best do for the best of reasons (it’s both honorable and profitable to do so), but others cannot see beyond the tip of their nose and lead their clients down the path to financial hell – there’s not much repeat business down in that hole. And once you make the mistake of investing on a high note and selling on a low note, it’s rare that you’ll get your money back. Robinhood certainly won’t cover your losses. Oddly enough, your only chance of recovering a loss is if you got caught in an investment scam, such as the one put forth by ProNetLink (PNLK) back during the dot com bubble. I put in about $20,000, thought I’d lost it all, and then SEC enforcement actions, IIRC, managed to recover nearly all of that money back. But – ironically – if it’s not a scam, if you just screwed up through inexperience, wave goodbye to your money. You won’t get it back. Period.
  • Robinhood doesn’t offer free investment advice. Think of this as unbundling. Traditionally, you’d pay your adviser for the advice and for the actual access to the market; they’d also make money off your uninvested assets, as does Robinhood. The problem called churn can then appear, as a dishonorable adviser recommends numerous buys and sells, saddling you with commissions and short-term gain taxes. Robinhood may reduce or eliminate this problem, as the adviser loses the general motivation to recommend numerous buys and sells; however, it’s not impossible for an adviser to have covert relations with companies they are recommending, and which benefit in some way from having their stock moving in the markets. When officers of the company own large amounts of the stock, they wait for the price to rise to an unwarranted peak, and then sell. This is often called pumping and dumping, and a dishonest investment adviser can easily participate in these schemes. Unbundling is not a panacea.So is this unbundling a good or bad thing? As an investment adviser becomes less dependent on commissions, they also lose that income they were presumably making through investment of your uninvested assets. Therefore, I would expect advice to cost more. Is that bad? Is cheap advice of the same quality as expensive advice? Examples can go both ways, so I just suggest you approach the question carefully. An up-and-comer may have cheap, quality advice as a way to establish a position; if you find such a source, be aware the price will go up once the advisor becomes established. And, while numerical analysis of the results of the advice is a worthy pursuit, that’s not the singular method of evaluation. It’s worth considering the adviser themselves: do they come off as fast talkers, or charismatic? Do some research on their reputations and backgrounds, if they’re independents or working for a bigger organization. This advice worked just as well 50 years ago as now; I reiterate it because the pervasive Silicon Valley belief that computers solve everything just ain’t so.
  • In the CNN/Business article, Robinhood co-CEO Vlad Tenev is quoted as saying:

    “It just didn’t make sense,” Tenev said of the trading commissions charged to buy and sell stocks. “These were purely electronic transactions.”

    Either Tenev is deceitful or not thinking very well. There’s a tremendous amount of infrastructure and intellectual effort that went into putting together an Internet and the ability to run stock markets in an electronic format, rather than the old-style traders shouting out bids on a stock market floor. I’m a cautious fan of the consumer paying directly for what they are consuming, and, while I understand that makes me a bit of an oddball in this age of commercials paying for everything, starting way back in the Age of Radio[1], I really do wonder how that secondary approach to paying for that access  – because the elevated prices of products paying for those commercials means you pay, nonetheless, for that access – tends to mutate the transaction in insalubrious ways. That said, I don’t know how this plays out – pro-rating all these buys against the fixed costs will reduce the cost per action to pennies. This doesn’t seem to be a Tragedy of the Commons situation, since the resource will be practically inexhaustible; however, as Money points out, psychologically this is a situation in which the inexperienced trader will be encouraged to indulge in a lot of activity, and that, in investment terms, tends to lead to disaster. Keeping a brake on activity in the form of fees seems like a good idea, no matter how insulted the investor might be at the idea that they should be reined in.

  • Fractional shares:

    … Robinhood announced a series of new features on Thursday, including the launch of fractional share trading. That feature will allow investors to invest in stocks and ETFs with as little as $1 — regardless of the price tag.

    Some young investors may balk at cost of even buying a single share of Amazon (AMZN), Berkshire Hathaway (BRKA) and Google owner Alphabet (GOOGL) — each of which are priced at north of $1,000. Even Apple (AAPL) stock is priced at nearly $300.

    I note that CNN/Business glosses an important point – the benefits of ownership. This is not merely the right to share in dividends and capital gains when you sell, but to also vote at annual meetings. A share represents some fraction of ownership. For some investors, this is the most important aspect of owning a public company. Here’s what Robinhood states when it comes to fractional shares and ownership:

    We will aggregate and report votes on fractional shares.

    I don’t even know what this means! My most charitable reading of this is that it means a fractional share owner can vote their fraction, which will then be aggregated with all other fractional share owners held beneficially by Robinhood. So, I hope, the impact of your ownership is not negated by owning a minor piece of a share. CNN/Business‘ loss of focus on the truly important is troubling.

  • On the same topic, though, is circumvention. Step back and review the ultimate goal of an investment evaluation of a company[3]: in relation to its future prospects, is its market capitalization overvalued, equable, or undervalued? Remember, share price does not embody company value, but rather it’s merely the result of the equation

    Share price = Market cap / Share count

    A company can modify its share price simply through the use of a share split, which reduces the price of a stock share while increasing the number of shares held by all shareholders, thus not materially impacting shareholders, or, more rarely, through a reverse split, which reduces the number of shares held by each shareholder and increases the price per share. In neither case is the market cap modified.

    My point? Because companies can utilize these actions to control the ultimate price per share using an action generally both legal and ethical[2], then it’s worth asking why they do or don’t. In the case of the relatively rare reverse split, it’s because certain markets do not like to carry what are called penny stocks; they require a share of stock to have a price greater than some arbitrary value, such as $1.50. A company desires to stay listed for two reasons: because it lends credibility to it in the eyes of its customers, and because, if they have a treasury of their own shares, it stabilizes the value of that treasury, which might otherwise become quite volatile in penny stock land. So companies that are struggling will use a reverse split to pump up the price per share, even though it has no direct impact on their vital market cap number – although, indirectly, if they are delisted from a market, their market cap could plunge.

    But why not lower a high price per share? Not only does a high price per share discourage small investors, it also discourages those who use call and put options as part of their investment strategy, as these contracts operate in terms of 100 shares, which makes the requirements of a stock with a high price per share out of the reach of all but the very well off investor. Selling a put on Berkshire Hathaway’s BRK-A stock, currently priced at nearly $338920/share, would put me on the hook for roughly $33,800,000, depending on the strike price, if the put were executed.

    Warren Buffet, CEO and Chairman of the aforementioned Berkshire Hathaway, does have a statement on the matter:

    “I don’t want anybody buying Berkshire thinking that they can make a lot of money fast. They’re not going to do it, in the first place. And some of them will blame themselves, and some of them will blame me. They’ll all be disappointed. I don’t want disappointed people.

    The idea of giving people crazy expectations has terrified me from the moment I first started selling stocks.”

    In other words, the reasons for keeping a price per share high may be varied and even personal.

    Which brings me back to circumvention. Robinhood may be laying bare the mechanisms for circumvention of corporate intentions, and I don’t know if this comes out of the wash as a bright white or a big blot on your shirt. I suppose it’ll depend on your view of corporations: are they all evil with malicious intentions, or can they have ethical intentions which actually work to the advantage of investors, even when those investors therefore cannot invest in the company? Your call.

  • Finally, Robinhood’s stated ideals of making investing more available reminds me of some observations made just prior the Great Depression (the one back in the 1930s; the Great Recession of 2008-2009 is a different and not as enormous dip in the world economy), and that was that a number of investors had made (and, for some, subsequently lost) fortunes in the market, and now every taxi driver and janitor was investing in hopes of making it big, just like these new millionaires (back then, that term really meant something). You can bet that when the Great Depression hit, all of those little investors lost it all and ended up in the soup lines. Now we see Robinhood, perhaps with the best of intentions, attempting to engender the same toxic enthusiasm for investing.Sure, it’s merely a similarity I’m noting. Could be nothing more. But it’s worth investigating this further if you think Robinhood is great stuff, and to think about the consequences for you if the market folds like an origami unicorn under a boot heel.

So there you are, some thoughts on Robinhood. I’ll tell you what, I’m just glad to get them out of my head.


1 Note that I write from an American context; my understanding is that in other countries, you often had to buy a license to use your TV to access broadcasts. I have no personal experience with this model, and whether it meant there were no commercials, how much cheating occurred, etc. In yesterday’s Age of Cable, you paid for that access AND you still had commercials. I’m old enough to remember the first cable companies advertising that buying cable meant No More Commercials! So much for that corporate promise.

2 If you came to a stop at the word ethical and snarled, you need to go back and review your knowledge of how share prices relate to market capitalization, and what this all means. Regrettably, many people don’t stray out of the realm of share prices, which is a hobble on achieving their investment goals.

3 Most investors invest to make money, but some people use the public markets for influencing companies, so my statement isn’t entirely accurate.

Lamentations Of The Other Side

For me, it’s quite one thing when one side of an argument, whether it be polite or or political, critiques another, and quite another when a side critiques itself – especially when the critique is more or less a final condemnation. While the former can have a certain informational and analytical value, the latter, benefiting from insider access and knowledge of how the alleged ethical system is being violated through the actions of that side, can deliver revelatory broadsides which the constituents should find troubling.

Gabriel Schoenfeld, an adviser to Mitt Romney’s 2012 presidential campaign, delivers a middlin’ editorial in USA Today on just such a theme:

Republicans in Congress are avidly denying the obvious truths about President Donald Trump’s serial criminality. Though they lack the votes to stop impeachment in the House of Representatives, they are poised to acquit Trump in the Senate, where they easily can block the necessary supermajority of 67 votes required to evict a president from the White House.

The facts of the case are damning. Not only is Trump on record, in a document released by the White House itself, of engaging in extortion and bribery, but his conversation with Ukrainian President Volodomyr Zelensky was the culmination of a plot months in the making. Yet no matter the facts of the imbroglio, the Republican legislators either baldly deny them or interpret them in phantasmagorical ways. …

Acquittal in the Senate, when it comes, will be an example not of democratic deliberation, of the careful sifting and weighing of facts to arrive at some approximation of truth, but the exercise of raw political power. …

This exercise of political power in raw fashion could prove to have profound consequences for the future of human freedom. As the possibility of reason and compromise are destroyed, a venerable constitutional democracy, once the beacon of hope around the world, is coming undone.

Another problem, of course, is that many folks don’t pay attention to the national political news, being far too busy keeping body & soul together, and those that do inevitably see it through the prism of whichever news purveyor they happen to favor, whether it be a traditional network broadcaster such as CBS, a cable site such as the enormously popular yet deceitful Fox News, or an out and out silly website such as the discredited InfoWars, Breitbart, etc.

That’s what makes Schoenfeld more interesting. A Republican adviser who’s not just attacking some rival Republican, but condemning nearly an entire party for forgetting its way. Like I said, if Schoenfeld was a Democrat, it’d be easy to ignore him; as a Republican (perhaps former, I cannot tell), his words are infinitely more important, and as they echo those of many other Republicans, current and former, it should be a message to the Republican base: Something’s gone seriously wrong with the President and his bodyguard of Senators. Your parents and grandparents would never have put up with this dishonorable behavior. Why are you?

Belated Movie Reviews

The Aeronauts (2019), “inspired by true events,” is the story of how the first meteorologist, astronomer James Glaisher, managed to study “the air”, and his first ascent by balloon. His pilot? The fictional widow Amelia Wren, trained by her late husband, Pierre. Since funding is scarce, she’s the one with all the glitz, while Glaisher is all business, bringing all of his science gear in preference to his oilskins, not willing to give up an iota of data just because his fingers might become a trifle cold. A high point comes when she tosses her dog from the ascending balloon.

Quite the guy.

Flashbacks interspersing the main story tell us Glaisher’s and Wren’s backstories, Glaisher in the traditional role of a man with huge plans which get the horse’s laugh from his colleagues at the Royal Academy, while Wren must wrestle with the social restraints put on women during the Victorian period of the 1860s, especially those who’ve been widowed. The movie wisely withholds the reason Wren is reluctant to pilot Glaisher’s balloon, but we do eventually learn that her husband sacrificed himself to save her in a balloon accident.

But the primary story is their ascent. Very little was known of the atmosphere at the time, so we see them learn of the various layers and how they vary in terms of temperature and movement; they survive the theatrical violence of a lightning storm; and then wrestle with the far more deceitful opponents of freezing temperatures and hypoxia. All the while, Glaisher works with his instruments and his freezing hands, as well as his sense of inferiority brought on by his humble upbringing.

Wren is in a worse place, between memories of her late husband and a stubbornly obstreperous passenger who didn’t bring his heavy weather gear. When hypoxia comes into play, and she finds the balloon’s vent is frozen shut, it’s up to her to find her way to the top of the balloon and undo the damage. This is quite gripping.

On the way precipitously down, though, it’s Glaisher’s turn to recognize that the heaviest item on the balloon is the basket itself, and he’s the one who keeps Wren from sacrificing herself, cuts the basket free, and the converts the balloon into … well, that would be telling. But it warmed my heart to see such cleverness.

And, truth be told, my heart needed a bit of warming at that point. For all that the story is well-written and well-told, the acting mostly excellent (actually, Redmayne reminded me of other movies I’ve seen him in, and not in a good way), and that special effects were spot-on, I was left feeling that the story seemed a trifle warmed-over. While it’s not wrong to use elements over and over again, something unique must come out of it, and that part wasn’t at all clear. I’m not quite sure what that might have been better in this instance, but in some ways this felt just a bit like yesterday’s spaghetti leftovers. Not bad today, but not as good as yesterday.

Word Of The Day

Therianthropy:

Therianthropy is the mythological ability of human beings to metamorphose into other animals by means of shapeshifting. It is possible that cave drawings found at Les Trois Frères, in France, depict ancient beliefs in the concept. The most well known form of therianthropy is found in stories concerning werewolves[Wikipedia]

Noted in “44,000-year-old hunting scene is earliest painted ‘story’ ever found,” Alison George, NewScientist (14 December 2019):

The human-like figures appear to have animal characteristics, as seen in the detail pictured above. “They are half human, half animal. If you look closely, one has a tail and another seems to have a bird head,” says Aubert.

Such depictions are known as therianthropes. The oldest previously known example was the Lion Man statue found in Germany’s Hohlenstein-Stadel cave. Carved around 40,000 years ago, it combines a lion’s head and human body. Until now, it was the earliest evidence of the ability of humans to conceive of things that don’t exist in nature – a capacity linked to imagination and spirituality. “Now it seems the same thing was happening in South-East Asia, but even earlier,” says Aubert.

Not quite congruent, are they?

A Different Take On Making Batteries

From The Guardian comes a nice little energy scheme involving physics:

Britain’s cheapest “virtual battery” could be created by hoisting and dropping 12,000-tonne weights – half the weight of the Statue of Liberty – down disused mine shafts, according to Imperial College London.

The surprising new source of “gravity energy” is being developed by Gravitricity, an Edinburgh-based startup, which hopes to use Britain’s old mines to make better use of clean electricity at half the cost of lithium-ion batteries.

Gravitricity said its system effectively stores energy by using electric winches to hoist the weights to the top of the shaft when there is plenty of renewable energy available, then dropping the weights hundreds of metres down vertical shafts to generate electricity when needed. …

Charlie Blair, Gravitricity’s managing director, said: “The beauty of this is that this can be done multiple times a day for many years, without any loss of performance. This makes it very competitive against other forms of energy storage – including lithium-ion batteries.”

This one looks good.

I like it. Efficient, presumably quiet, utilizing otherwise wasted locations, not likely to billow clouds of pollution and climate change gases. Yeah!

Belated Movie Reviews

This is Humphrey Bogart losing money.

I finished Beat The Devil (1953) last night.

It took me two years, I think.

It has Humphrey Bogart, Peter Lorre, and some other stars. They’re all playing swindlers and ne’er-do-wells.

I hated it.


Having reviewed the Wikipedia entry, I don’t recall a voiceover, so I may have seen a 4K restoration of the original, rather than the voiceover version. Or not. I think my brain is trying to salvage the brain cells I used on it.


This Is How You Encourage Corporate Incompetency, Ctd

Readers comment on the Boeing Board of Directors handling of the dismissal of the CEO:

Hear, hear Hue! Boeing lost their way. It seems to be a larger management issue or the loss of their primary goal. Safety first. Instead they build a new plane that pilots don’t know how to handle. All they’ve done since the MAX crashes is treat it like a PR problem. I know Boeing employees that are very angry. I hope they find their way.

Indeed. It is disappointing, though, to see that Muilenburg holds a Bachelor’s degree in Aerospace Engineering; this cannot be blamed on an MBA concentrating on profit.

Another:

I suspect the board itself highly profited off the same attention to profit at all costs priorities of the CEO, so in more than one way, they are complicit and simply paying off one of their own. There was a long chain of decisions that lead to this fiasco, not just one.

Possibly. On the other hand, the Wikipedia page on Muilenburg includes this action by the board:

On October 11, 2019, Boeing announced that the board had voted to separate the roles of chairman and chief executive officer, both of which were held by Muilenburg.

Generally, I don’t like to see the CEO holding a board position as well, since that makes the CEO his or her own boss, so at least the Boeing board is making motions of responsibility. Whether they’re honest or not will need to be evaluated in the future.

Misconceiving Your Job

Right here in Minnesota we’re having a Presidential Primary in March of next year, and the Republican ballot has been restricted to a single name. Jim Martin is unhappy:

[The Republican central committee] interpreted the new [Minnesota] law to mean that it has the power to choose which name will be printed on its political party’s ballot, and (more importantly) whose will not[3] despite the desire of other candidates to politically associate with its related political party[4]For the first time since we obtained statehood in 1858, we Minnesotans are unable to politically associate with the candidates who are seeking our support. In other words, you and I must first obtain the express permission of the central committees in order to advance the nomination of a candidate seeking to be elected!

But, it gets worse. As an absentee voter, I will receive and turn in my ballot early. As the candidate I desire to advance might not be printed on the primary ballot I receive, I will have to write-in that candidate’s name. However, the central committee is not required to inform anyone what names will be canvassed until about a month after I submit my ballot. In other words, I don’t have any way of knowing if my vote will be counted at the time I cast it!

Our longstanding history of a healthy and honest republic is damaged; our democracy is breaking down; the walkway has been paved for an egregious Soviet-style election process; and, as I demonstrated earlier[5], the corrupt election practices allowed by this law is openly taking place.

And he’s filed a lawsuit with the Minnesota Supreme Court. When I first discussed it, I skipped over this quote from Minnesota Republican chairwoman Jennifer Carnahan:

“My job as Chairwoman is to make sure we deliver our 10 electoral votes to the President.”

It’s really indicative of the second-raters who now run the machinery of the Republicans that they believe their job is to support President Trump in his reelection campaign, rather than give the Republican Party’s base the opportunity to select the best candidate available, whether his or her name is Trump, Walsh, Sanford, or Weld. Right now the Republican upper echelons appear to be a bunch of terrified mice, ready to do anything their master directs, rather than actually think about what’s best for country and party.

What does Carnahan fear? That Trump isn’t the big winner in Minnesota that he should be, if we’re to believe the polls? Or that if other, serious candidates appear, the base might look at them and decide they’re tired of the rampant incompetency and corruption of Trump and pick someone else?

Or even just make him look bad by winning more than 10%?

Carnahan looks like a fool. She really should retract her statement and her position. Put the other names on the ballot! Go Martin!

One Last Bit Of Lunacy, Ctd

It appears the story concerning former Governor Matt Bevin’s (R-KY) use of the pardon power to free a large number of criminals isn’t about to peter out after all.

The FBI is asking questions about the pardons Matt Bevin issued during his last weeks as Kentucky governor, The Courier Journal has learned.

State Rep. Chris Harris, D-Forest Hills, told reporters that a criminal investigator contacted him last week and asked what he knew about Bevin’s pardons.

Harris did not elaborate on what questions were asked, and he declined to say which law enforcement agency contacted him.

“I can confirm that I have been contacted by someone looking into the pardons that were issued by Gov. Bevin on his way out the door,” he said. “The impression I got is that there was an investigation ramping up.”

Two sources with knowledge of the inquiry told The Courier Journal on Monday that an FBI agent had spoken with Harris. An FBI spokeswoman declined to comment, saying the agency could “neither confirm nor deny the existence of said investigation” when reached late Monday night.

State prosecutors and leaders such as U.S. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell have condemned several of Bevin’s decisions, particularly his pardon of Patrick Baker, who had served two years of a 19-year sentence for reckless homicide and robbery in the slaying of a Knox County man in front of his family.

The Courier Journal reported on Dec. 11 that Baker’s brother held a campaign fundraiser at his home for Bevin in July 2018 that raised $21,500. The former governor also received a letter from business executive Terry Forcht, one of the state’s Republican mega-donors, urging Bevin to pardon Baker. [The Courier Journal]

While it might be premature to leap to the conclusion that Bevin was bribed with a mere $21,000 campaign contribution, the involvement of Terry Forcht, Chairman & CEO of the Forcht Group, a banking group, is a little puzzling. I hope the FBI will be investigating the motivations for that letter as well.

While we wait for the investigations to come to fruition, I wonder just how quickly our Teflon President will deny any sort of relationship with the former Governor. Remember how his former 2016 campaign manager, Paul Manafort, abruptly became nothing more than a short-term staffer?

The Trump campaign claimed Trump’s campaign rally on the eve of the recent election had dragged Bevin across the finish line ahead of the eventual victor, Democrat Andy Beshear. Will they deny that Trump even showed up at the rally? That Trump has never met Bevin? That Bevin doesn’t exist?

Inquiring minds wait in trembling eagerness!

Damn, I wish I had some sort of drawing ability. This just cries out for a cartoon.

Belated Movie Reviews

These are food items #3 and 4. Enjoy, sir!

The next in our Christmas movie marathon is Poseidon Rex (2013). Treasure hunters poking around off the coast of Belize provoke some ancient horror, and soon it’s off at a gallop, gulping down little tidbits from the buffet, while the humans do the running and screaming thing. Throw in the local Mob and some execrable special effects, and it’s a right royal forgettable mess.

About the only points I’ll score in their favor is the lady marine biologist and the fact that not all the good guys survive to the end. Make it into a betting pool and have more fun!

And What Are The Long Term Effects?

WaPo has a fascinating article on technology intersecting with college campus life:

When Syracuse University freshmen walk into professor Jeff Rubin’s Introduction to Information Technologies class, seven small Bluetooth beacons hidden around the Grant Auditorium lecture hall connect with an app on their smartphones and boost their “attendance points.”

And when they skip class? The SpotterEDU app sees that, too, logging their absence into a campus database that tracks them over time and can sink their grade. It also alerts Rubin, who later contacts students to ask where they’ve been. His 340-person lecture has never been so full.

“They want those points,” he said. “They know I’m watching and acting on it. So, behaviorally, they change.”

It sounds like a classic case of mistaken metrics: attendance as a proxy for learning, doesn’t it? I have to wonder if the goals of the universities utilizing this technology, which reaches beyond Syracuse to Virginia Commonwealth University, University of California San Diego, Auburn, and a number of others, are being redefined by these educational institutions by adding attendance to modify the grades of the students, negative or positive. But how is attendance related to grades? What if the student is asleep, daydreaming, or otherwise preoccupied? If I were a college administrator, I’d be looking at this technology and wondering if we were being led astray. And is the technology guaranteed?

SpotterEDU’s terms of use say its data is not guaranteed to be “accurate, complete, correct, adequate, useful, timely, reliable or otherwise.”

In other words, SpotterEDU is saying Aren’t we cool? Keep your eyes on the cool-ness! But the article notes that sometimes it’s indeed not working properly (and as a professional data pusher myself, I’m appalled that those stories exist), and I cannot decide if this is bad or good, since such problems are good preparation for students to learn the world is a lot more uncertain than some might realize.

But this analysis isn’t going to be as clean-cut as one might expect. Consider this:

But the company also claims to see much more than just attendance. By logging the time a student spends in different parts of the campus, Benz said, his team has found a way to identify signs of personal anguish: A student avoiding the cafeteria might suffer from food insecurity or an eating disorder; a student skipping class might be grievously depressed. The data isn’t conclusive, Benz said, but it can “shine a light on where people can investigate, so students don’t slip through the cracks.”

To help find these students, he said, his team designed algorithms to look for patterns in a student’s “behavioral state” and automatically flag when their habits change. He calls it scaffolding — a temporary support used to build up a student, removed when they can stand on their own.

At a Silicon Valley summit in April, Benz outlined a recent real-life case: that of Student ID 106033, a depressed and “extremely isolated” student he called Sasha whom the system had flagged as “highly at-risk” because she only left her dorm to eat. “At every school, there are lots of Sashas,” he said. “And the bigger you are, the more Sashas that you have.”

There is definitely something to be said for providing help to students who are often away from home for the first time. For the non-gregarious, trying to tough it out may work, but then again you may end up with suicidal students.

But I still find this addition to campus life ominous and unsettling. Part of college life is learning what works and what doesn’t. The closing of the opportunity to make mistakes and learn from them means diminished results for those who come out of that school, with or without a degree.

Some of this is justified as a way to baby-sit “student-athletes,” but to my mind that’s simply admitting that it’s very inappropriate for educational institutes to host the minor leagues of football. We’d be better off dumping the entire NCAA Football program and get back to education.

So it’ll be interesting to watch how higher education changes as students, who are not criminals, are more closely monitored than criminals.

Belated Movie Reviews

Foreshortening. Nyah, that candy cane isn’t nearly that big.
It’s bigger -!

Kicking off the Christmas movie marathon (isn’t that everyone’s task for today) is Anna and the Apocalypse (2018), which we fully expected we wouldn’t finish.

We were wrong. In fact, we watched all the way through the credits, hoping for an Easter egg – no spoiler alert, you’ll have to watch for yourselves.

Part way through, my Arts Editor turned to me and said, I’m surprised. This doesn’t suck. It gets off to a slow start, feeling like a teenage angst movie, with rebellion against parents and all that sort of thing. But then it goes after the Glee[1] vibe, intertwining juvenile lyrics with well-composed and performed music; my Arts Editor is a particular fan of the rap song.

As the story progresses, though, the students find that reality is destroying the semi-fantasy that is high school. Children are disappointments to their parents; parents are disappointments to their children. Boy toys disappoint the ladies, and the guys keep hoping to be noticed. How to progress beyond it is a puzzle that everyone must solve for themselves.

Music is its own little world.

And then things go boom, and it’s a race for their lives, watching friends & family die as the world crumbles around them, even as the songs continue to pop out, but ever more darker, and when the survivors win through, it’s not a Hollywood ending.

At least we can be thankful that the zombies never sang.

Well acted, well sung, with an enticing hint of madness in the air as our shared view of what is breaks up, revealing the chaotic swirl in which we may really live, we were very surprised at the quality of both the story and the production. Some of my enchantment is a reaction to how superior the movie was to expectation, so I won’t place it in the Recommended category, but if you do run across this, or are in the mood for a cross-genre story which felt quite organic, you only need to endure ten or so minutes of the opening before events take an interesting turn. Be warned, though, there is a touch of violence.

Merry Christmas!


1 A successful TV show concerning a high school glee club, featuring a lot of singing, sort of a musical about growing up in television format, now terminated.

Word Of The Day

Rafter:

In Toms River, N.J., they have terrorized an over-55 community, attacking cars and pecking kiddie pools unto deflation. While flocks (a group of wild turkeys is called a rafter) have left their notable calling cards in communities in New Jersey, they have crashed through windshields in Florida, pecked their way into police stations in Massachusetts, and in Utah become such a nuisance that 500 were rounded up and relocated to the deep woods. [“Wild turkey menace: Angry birds are pecking cars, deflating kiddie pools and harassing the elderly,” Laura Reiley, WaPo]

Several sources suggest that a group of wild turkeys is actually a flock, while a rafter is a group of domestic turkeys.

Typo Of The Day

Say again?

Lashley points to two pieces of historic legislation that established the framework for turkey population rebound: The Lacey Act of 1900 that banned trafficking in illegal wildlife … [WaPo]

Excuse me, but what the hell is illegal wildlife? Is this wildlife required to have a license in order to exist? I’m seeing a pride of lions, each with their license hanging around their neck from a chain, tastefully framed and licked clean of their victim’s viscera, as they gallumph across the savanna.

Disagreement Is Better Than Denial, Ctd

If you need more reassurance that some Republicans remain sane, consider this story from The Transylvania Times of North Carolina:

Transylvania County Commissioners David Guice, Mike Hawkins and Page Lemel have left the Republican Party. …

“This is not an action we do happily, and it is not a choice we take lightly,” the announcement said. “It comes after much prayer, reflection and discussion among us and with our loved ones. In leaving, we are ending a long association that is deeply personal. Between us, we have won 20 different elections as Republicans in Transylvania County.”

The announcement noted three “broad areas” for their decision to leave the party: “First, we have clear notions of conservatism. To be conservative is to honor and preserve the fundamental institutions, processes, structures and rule of law, which have enabled the United States to be history’s greatest success story. To be conservative is to be financially prudent while also investing in common ground works that support individual success for all citizens. To be conservative is to be welcoming and inclusive, understanding that all of us share the same human aspirations; conservative tenets of self-determination cannot be exclusive. To be conservative is to have a strong moral compass and the willingness to challenge wrong regardless of its source. We believe all of these are not merely conservative principles but American principles.

“Next, we believe elected officials have a special duty to conduct themselves beyond reproach and make genuine efforts to represent all their constituents. Elected officials must strive to conduct all public and private actions with honor and integrity. Elected officials must value objective truth and, in turn, be truthful in their own statements and interactions. And elected officials must continually work to hear the voices of all while making hard decisions on behalf of their fellow citizens.

And the third had to do with the non-partisan character of local government. Their willingness to say No! to the nature of team politics, and the incompetent ideologists to which it leads, gives me heart. As leaders of distinction, their leave-taking will inevitably lead to discussion by those left behind in the Republican Party, and serve as exemplars of proper behavior when the actions of the leaders cause even the zealous follower anxiety.

In an interview also in the article, Lemel gives us a cogent and revealing remark:

I am grateful for the work of the party for supporting me in the past. I no longer want to ascribe to partisanship. We are rapidly entering one of the most rancorous and divisive elections our nation has ever seen. I am a local elected official. National and state politics do not enter into my service as a county commissioner. My service is to Transylvania County.

History has seen us in challenging times before, and I specifically reference U.S. Sen. Margaret Chase Smith’s speech “Declaration of Conscience” from June 1, 1950. Her citation on the “Four Horsemen of Calumny (Fear, Ignorance, Bigotry and Smear)” and her discussion of “Irresponsible Sensationalism” truly resonated with my sense of integrity, honesty and morality. She called out both of our major parties for their role in confusing the citizens and threatening the security and stability of our country. I will not be a party to accusations, bitterness and selfishness on the part of our politicians and our political parties.

That she mentions bitterness and selfishness tells us something about Republican politics, and perhaps Democratic politics as well, but since she’s now a former Republican, one must assume her exposure would be greater to them.

It sounds like the Republican Party, at least in Transylvania, NC, is gradually burning up.

But For Leadership, A World Was Lost

Reading this report from GL Reynolds, an environmental consulting firm, for a couple of environmental charities on the effects of a world-wide reduction of 20% in the speed of the shipping fleets reminds me that the climate is, at its most basic, the largest imaginable example of the tragedy of the commons. First, the potential benefits of fuel consumption and reduction in CO2 production:

The reduction in fuel consumption of a ships’ main engine and the proportionate reduction in CO2 emissions within most speed ranges is well established. As a rule of thumb, a cubic relation between ship speed and main engine fuel consumption is assumed. When a ship reduces its speed by 10%, engine power is reduced by 27%, but since it takes longer to sail a given distance at a lower speed, the energy required for the voyage is reduced by 19%. Other factors will also influence the relationship between ship speed and engine power including weather conditions and, at a fleet level, the additional ships which may be required to provide the same transport work. As a consequence, the fuel and CO2 emission reductions associated with slower ship speeds are likely to be lower.

Recent work by Faber et al estimated the CO2 emission reduction potential for a 10, 20, and 30% speed reduction for the three major ship types for the period 2018-2030. Although the specific level of emission reduction was dependent upon ship type, overall the analysis indicated that the baseline CO2 emissions could be reduced by around 13% and 24%, if ships reduced their speed by 10% and 20% respectively.

Other forms of pollution, as well as effects on marine wildlife are covered as well – to summarize, they are positive to a greater amount than might be expected. The other good news, from the BBC, is that the shipping industry is in step with these recommendations:

While shipping wasn’t covered by the Paris climate agreement, last year the industry agreed to cut emissions by 50% by 2050 compared to 2008 levels.

Which all sounds fine and dandy, doesn’t it? But keep in mind that a general rule of business is that time is money, and the firm that can ship quicker has the potential to ship more in a calendar year – and make more money. Suppose a firm finds itself in a difficult situation, but if it can ship more product, it’ll survive – or make more profit.

Does it adhere to a 20% reduction in speed? Or does it figure that its tiny little contribution is immaterial? And then its competitors notice and they think …

It almost sounds hopeless, because the oceans are big and ships hard to track. But there’s an unless here: Unless you happen to have the United States on your side. With the American satellite network, and American high technology, it is possible to track any ship that can be detected from orbit, whether visually or via transponder. And then track its speed.

The sad part is that American leadership is completely lacking. For the current Administration, short-term profit symbolizes success; anything that may impinge on that profit is considered to be evil. And therefore, it seems unlikely that any American leadership will come forward before the end of the Trump Administration.

Word Of The Day

Repair:

repaired; repairing; repairs
intransitive verb

    1. : to betake oneself : GO
      repaired to the judge’s chambers
    2. : to come together : RALLY
  1. obsolete : RETURN [Merriam-Webster]

English words belong to several categories, depending on the attribute of interest. In this case, I’m focusing on meaning or definition(s), and the categories available include single-meaning, disparate, and opposites; there are others, obviously, although, to digress a trifle, I’ve noticed that the public vernacular has begun blurring out the implication that includes means the following list is not complete. A pity, as it results in ambiguous communications and fairly gauche sentences.

I must admit to a certain interest in words which fall into the disparate category, and repair is one such. We all know its sometime synonym, fix or to fix[1], but how often do we use repair in the above sense? That disparity in definitions intrigues me, as there may be a hidden connection between fixing and betaking oneself, and that connection might lead to insights into how people 500 years ago viewed the world. Words, after all, reflect our views of reality with an intensity rivaled only by art; and some compositions of words achieve the level of art.

Such are my preoccupations. Merry Christmas!


1 Whichever is right; the finer points of transgressive verbs are lost on me, although a few years back I finally grokked that dangling participles are bad because they make the point of a sentence ambiguous, which may be useful in poetry but not most communications – and, yet, English speakers break that rule with vigor everyday, which leaves one to wonder if we’re all just broken or if we have an allergy to precision – or does that ambiguity have some sort of survival value?

This Is How You Encourage Corporate Incompetency

If you’re a corporate board member and you’re kicking out the guy whose decisions have endangered the company, the last thing you want to do is hand him a substantial leave-taking check. CNN reporting:

Boeing’s ousted CEO Dennis Muilenburg left behind a long list of problems at Boeing, but he’s walking away with a sizable golden parachute.

The exact amount of money that he will leave with isn’t yet clear. That will depend on his negotiations with Boeing (BA), including how the company labels his departure — for example, was it a retirement? A resignation? A layoff?

But public filings show Muilenburg could be entitled to a benefit plan worth more than $30 million and, potentially, a severance payment of about $7 million. Muilenburg also has another $20 million-plus worth of vested stock and a pension package totaling more than $11 million.

Muilenburg, 55, became CEO of Boeing, the world’s largest aerospace company, in 2015 after serving in several other executive roles, including chief operating officer and CEO of its defense space and security division, throughout his 34-year tenure at the company at Boeing.

For those who long to take on top-dog roles, it’s necessary that they be aware that failure to execute on basic responsibilities will be met with condemnation – object lessons, as we used to call it in an earlier generation. With Muilenburg, no such lesson is being delivered – his decisions to chase the money without respect to producing safe products will be rewarded with financial gifts beyond most folks’ dreams.

To be clear, I’m not talking about a failure to reach profit targets; I’m talking about basic errors made in the necessary safety culture. Make no mistake, the 737 MAX crashes, which appear to be traceable to a prioritization of profit over safety, endangers the very safety of Boeing. If the culture which engendered unsafe designs is not rebuilt to put safety first, Boeing could easily become a subsidiary of a better run company, or even an extinct failure[1].

And while the next CEO may understand that intellectually, they also may not. For some folks, the money, prestige, and power blind them to their responsibilities – think of former Wells Fargo CEO John Stumpf, or even more to the point, President Trump and his apparent violations of the Emoluments Clause. A visible lesson of the fruits of irresponsibility would be salutary, as they say.

Muilenburg should not have been rewarded with a ‘package.’ The board of directors of Boeing should be attempting to claw back all of his compensation, and his employment contract should have been worded to permit that. The Board of Director’s real-world actions are endangering their own company.

Combine this with the corruption under the Trump Administration, and extend that to another four year term. Can the FAA keep the skies safe? I’m not sure. Maybe I won’t fly so much, which would be good for our climate. Incidental positives are not a good pollution control strategy, unfortunately.


1 The needs of the airline industry might require the government to step in and at least ensure continuing maintenance, but the days of a high-flying Boeing – forgive the pun! – would be over.

When Reality Slaps You

Too bad I missed this when it happened back in November, but it still makes me laugh in that morbidly queasy way we use when we shouldn’t be giggling:

Minutes after right-wing members of Venice’s Venito council rejected measures designed to combat climate change, the council chamber was flooded by historic high tides from the city’s Grand Canal. [Independent]

At this remove, it’s difficult to say if the right-wingers merely disagreed with the proposed tactics, or if they were simply in denial. The Environmental Committee chairperson, Andrea Zanoni, certainly has his opinion:

He added that the council was “proposing funding for renewable sources, for electric columns, for the replacement of diesel buses with others more efficient and less polluting for the scrapping of stoves, to finance the pacts of mayors for sustainable energy and climate change, and to reduce the impact of plastic, etc”.

And I wonder if the Mayor, despite recognizing the problem, realizes what the cost may be:

The historic floodwaters would leave “a permanent mark”, mayor Brugnaro tweeted. “Now the government must listen. These are the effects of climate change… the costs will be high.”

My feeling? Venice will be an early illustration of how a city is lost to the sea. Miami is reportedly not far behind. I expect we’ll see Venice slowly abandoned over the next 50 years, becoming a site visited by disaster tourists and underwater archaeologists.

Next comes Miami and its skyscrapers. That should make for an interesting scene, especially when the big buildings begin to collapse from corrosion.

Poisoning Your Agenda

Andrew Sullivan engages in a useful exercise that illustrates the danger Trump brings not only to the United States, but to his own supporters particular agenda:

There is merit, at times, to thinking about what might have been. Counterfactual history can help us see what our factual history has actually told us.

So reflect for a second on the campaign of 2016. One Republican candidate channeled the actual grievances and anxieties of many Americans, while the others kept up their zombie politics and economics. One candidate was prepared to say that the Iraq War was a catastrophe, that mass immigration needed to be controlled, that globalized free trade was devastating communities and industries, that we needed serious investment in infrastructure, that Reaganomics was way out of date, and that half the country was stagnating and in crisis.

That was Trump. In many ways, he deserves credit for this wake-up call. And if he had built on this platform and crafted a presidential agenda that might have expanded its appeal and broadened its base, he would be basking in high popularity and be a shoo-in for reelection. If, in a resilient period of growth, his first agenda item had been a major infrastructure bill and he’d combined it with tax relief for the middle and working classes, he could have crafted a new conservative coalition that might have endured. If he could have conceded for a millisecond that he was a newbie and that he would make mistakes, he would have been forgiven for much. A touch of magnanimity would have worked wonders. For that matter, if Trump were to concede, even now, that his phone call with President Zelensky of Ukraine went over the line and he now understands this, we would be in a different world.

But instead …

The two core lessons of the past few years are therefore: (1) Trumpism has a real base of support in the country with needs that must be addressed, and (2) Donald Trump is incapable of doing it and is such an unstable, malignant, destructive narcissist that he threatens our entire system of government.

Perhaps Hillary Clinton’s biggest mistake, in retrospect, wasn’t her failure to campaign in key states, but her use of the word deplorables. As the election proved, there’s a sizable minority of the population with concerns that were not being addressed until Trump came along; Clinton alienated them with that unfortunate word.

But through the election of a strong candidate for Worst President Ever, those voters, his constituents, his base, what I call his cult, have put at risk their entire set of concerns. While some of those concerns have had strong attention over the years, such as opposition to abortion, and were unlikely to be treated by those on the other side in a way satisfactory manner, other issues were unaddressed, such as small farmer concerns, other rural concerns, gay rights, local economic blight, and a general feeling of neglect as to their concerns, while federal actions – no matter how well meaning, how justified – were taken without their approval.

And now Trump, by being an incompetent and even malicious President, puts that set of concerns in peril. Those voters picked someone who lied and lied and lied, and when that got him into office, he just kept on going. For those opposed to Trump, liberal or independent, it’s become something of an obsession: lies, incompetency, corruption. Condemn, condemn, condemn. And it’s important and valid.

But behind that sodden paper-maché wall of oozing pus, there still lie those voters’ concerns. Trump’s successors may be those that successfully address those concerns, whether it be by demonstrating them to be false, or by bringing aid, policy changes, and comfort to those afflicted. All this while finding ways to defuse the political sepsis infused into their blood stream by the malicious emails that are designed to enrage them.

That’s one hell of a mountain to climb.