About Hue White

Former BBS operator; software engineer; cat lackey.

Geocentricks, Ctd

More than a year ago I wrote about an ongoing effort to promote geocentrism, and now the latest issue of Skeptical Inquirer (July/August 2016, apparently not online) has published an in-depth criticism of the movement’s film, The Principle. This bit caught my eye:

Ernst Mach is the next scientist brought to our attention, where it is claimed that his ideas show that you could get the same effect from a rotating Earth as from a stationary Earth with a rotating universe. [pp 51-52]

What about tangential speed? After all, the stars appear fixed and thus must be modeled as if on a disc, rotating about the Earth. From Wikipedia:

Tangential speed and rotational speed are related: the greater the RPMs, the larger the speed in metres per second. Tangential speed is directly proportional to rotational speed at any fixed distance from the axis of rotation. However, tangential speed, unlike rotational speed, depends on radial distance (the distance from the axis). For a platform rotating with a fixed rotational speed, the tangential speed in the centre is zero. Towards the edge of the platform the tangential speed increases proportional to the distance from the axis.

Or, in other words, the further from Earth, the faster they have to be going. Otherwise you’d see relative star motion, and lots of it. A lot more than you see today, where you have to wait centuries for the relative motion to become visible.

So, think about it. What happens when the that disc’s tangential speed is greater than the speed of light? Yeah, I have no idea. Maybe they treated that problem in the film, but the review doesn’t mention the problem nor a resolution.

I think this is a problem.

Belated Movie Reviews

Unlike the previous review, so difficult to write it was, this review can say the worst thing about The Monster That Challenged the World (1957) may have been the title of the movie. An ugly, uncouth mouthful, devoid of grace or inspiration, it sits like a bad piece of cheese, neither mold nor food, but something in between.

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But the movie itself – for its era, this is not too bad at all. Tension, anticipation, initial success, a setback, the plot elements are there and are competent. Shockingly, a pretty girl dies – so we know, again for the era, this is a serious movie with some thought in it. The acting is competent, or even more than competent; the sudden deaths somewhat macabre, somewhat mysterious; the characters have a life outside of hunting monsters, although the romantic subplot was a bit stereotypical. The cinematography was competent at worst; the SCUBA scenes were mostly very clear and well presented.

The special effects were variable. Much of it was actually well above our expectations; however, the final monster was a trifle cheesy. Interestingly, the extermination of the monsters left us with the question – are they really all dead? How do you know? Did the scriptwriter really mean to leave us with this ambiguous ending? The characters don’t seem to be aware of it, so was a sequel planned?

So it makes for a better afternoon movie than we expected, overall. We even looked forward to it (we spread it over three nights). Now, I’ll grant the themes appeared to be mundane and uninteresting, but there’s something to be said for a well-made monster movie.

And if you don’t want to strangle the little girl at the end of the movie, you’re a better viewer than I.


The poster is courtesy Wikipedia.

Belated Movie Reviews

A few days ago we finished watching When Worlds Collide (1951), based on the 1932 book of the same title by Philip Wylie and Edwin Balmer, which I’d read years ago. When I say, “a few days ago”, I do mean to imply that it’s taken me this long to try to review it.

Possibly the worst part about it is so much of it is fairly competent, from the acting to the script-writing to even the science (excepts the limited genetics part). The painted backdrops are actually rather striking, and my Arts Editor liked them a lot.

Yet, you come to the end of the movie and the reaction is, at best, “meh.”

There are minor variances to the book, such as the French metallurgist who doesn’t appear in the movie, or the chief scientist being left behind, but these engender no anguish. But perhaps the real problem lies in its treatment of a couple of moral problems. The movie is about the detection of a star and accompanying planet, and how the star will destroy the Earth, while the planet of the intruder will survive; the plan is to send a rocket ship off the Earth and to the intruder planet, hoping it’ll be habitable. There’s very limited capacity on the ship, and they correctly note that fuel is quite problematic as it takes fuel to lift fuel. The qualifications of the passengers is paramount, and a lottery is held amongst the highly qualified to decide who gets to fly.

Except a medical doctor uses his position to ensure a man, whose only qualification is as a airplane pilot, gets a place on the trumped up reason that the rocket ship pilot needs a backup. It’s purely to curry favor with a pretty girl, and there is no attempt to address the moral questions. What about the excluded, faceless person? Indeed, the pilot who is saved seems more aware of this than the doctor, purportedly highly educated, as the pilot, initially guaranteed a spot, gives it up in a moment of moral courage. The movie transitions from a momentary examination of how principle influences concrete life, to how moral turpitude can be ignored if you don’t know the person so impacted.

And it really dilutes the impact of the story. Better to have the pilot stay behind and hold off the rioters who are discontented at losing the lottery (and the ill-logic of the rioters needed its own examination), where he could show courage and leadership. True, the chief scientist gets to fill a similar role, but the impact is minimal; at best, we can celebrate the betrayal of the man who funded the spaceship, a dubious, if understandable, emotion to experience at that time.

This really isn’t worth your time.

Race 2016: Hillary Watch, Ctd

This single entry thread finally gets a follow-on as the general election starts into full swing. Steve Benen was commenting today on Hillary’s early assault on the Trump campaign, as well as its generally weak state:

Today, she’s reportedly going to take another swing, this time hammering the presumptive GOP nominee over economic policy.

But before considering Clinton’s indictment, it’s worth appreciating what independent economic analysts are saying about Trump’s economic agenda. The Wall Street Journalreported yesterday:

A new analysis concludes Donald Trump’s economic proposals, taken at face value, could produce a prolonged recession and heavy job losses that would fall hardest on low- and middle-income workers.

The Moody’s Analytics report, which a person close to the Trump campaign strongly disputed, is the first that attempts to quantify the cumulative economic benefits and costs of Mr. Trump’s proposals on taxes, trade, immigration and spending. It determines that full adoption of those policies would sharply reduce economic output during his first term and reduce employment by 3.5 million jobs.

Under almost any scenario, the report says, “the U.S. economy will be more isolated and diminished.”

The report is available in its entirety here (pdf). Were it not for Trump’s campaign turmoil and anemic fundraising, it’s likely this scathing analysis would have been pretty big news yesterday.

So far, this looks like a modern destroyer hammering a World War I battleship: no contest. But there’ll be a certain percentage of the electorate that’ll remain blindly loyal to the conservative brand, even if it’s front-ended by Trump, as well as the Trump devotees who managed to get him nominated in the first place.  Enough of those GOP zealots and the race stays competitive.

So I wonder if Hillary & Co. have considered an auxiliary strategy: Pay attention to Gary Johnson. Former Governor of New Mexico as a Republican, Governor Johnson & his running mate, former Massachusetts Governor William Weld, have already received the nomination from the Libertarian Party. While libertarians make up portions of the GOP, they reportedly are uneasy with their more socially conservative colleagues, and the Libertarian Party’s nominees, to whom I’ll refer to as J&W, must be attractive.

So why even mention the campaign of the former governors? Mentioning a 3rd party candidacy amounts to free advertising, and we can bet there are a lot of voters who’ve never heard of an effort which struggles every cycle to have a national campaign, much less be effective. But so what? Let’s go through a few reasons:

  1. Split the GOP. Those members of the GOP who are reasonable will certainly welcome a fiscally conservative candidacy which doesn’t seem to be run by a narcissistic maniac. Give it some legitimacy by mentioning, by even insisting, that they be present at the debates.
  2. Isolate the dangerous evangelical movement. The GOP has been slowly taken over by the evangelical social conservatives (plus, no doubt, a bunch of power-seekers), which has given them a national platform to assert their favorite proposals. Many of these I don’t like; a few, such as those contradicting the Second Amendment, I think are dangerous to the Republic. Nearly as importantly, this GOP refusal to compromise, to govern responsibly, falls partially at their feet. If the GOP falls apart, their influence wanes, and perhaps once again responsible government can become a topic of discussion – rather than who’s the next RINO victim.
  3. An object lesson. If J&W do reasonably well, perhaps even outdoing Trump, that would be an object lesson to many Trump supporters, as well as Cruz and Carson supporters.
  4. In the case of disaster … do you want Trump to be President – or J&W?

There’s no reason Hillary’s team couldn’t analyze and dissect some of J&W’s proposals, and then she present the results in a speech. Let the national media chomp on it. Let the big news stations broadcast the result.

Let the more passive members of the electorate realize there may be a reasonable alternative than Trump out there.

And if all this happens … either the GOP can kick out those who are causing all the trouble and begin the task of rebuilding a responsible national political party, with real inputs and real counterarguments. Or the Libertarians can take the next step up the rungs of the ladder to being a responsible national party.

And that, ultimately, is really what we need. Two or three responsible parties. Not just the Democrats.

Kansas: Another Experiment, Ctd

Kevin Drum @ MotherJones has a schadenfreude article on the state of Kansas these days:

Ouch. From 2005 to 2011, Kansas was growing faster than the US economy. This continued for about a year after Brownback took office, at which point economic growth declined and then flatlined. But hey—maybe things are just tough in the Midwest? Not really, it turns out. Here’s how Kansas compares to her neighboring states since 2011:

I think this is the right chart, I had to recover it after the link disappeared. HAW

The chart comes from EconBrowser, run by Professors Hamilton (UCSD) and Chin (UW-Madison). And – fully acknowledging that a single economic factor isn’t going to have that much of an impact – I can’t help but notice the ascendancy of Colorado in terms of economic growth and note that Colorado is one of the few states that have legalized marijuana. This occurred in late 2012, and the first stores opened the first day of 2014. The chart indicates Colorado was already well ahead of Kansas, and the story just gets worse as time flows by.

The Colorado story could easily be one of personal freedom / responsibility, but that’s a bit of a fairy tale without numbers. I’d like to see a time-series for each state indicating how the tax changes each state has implemented (or not) has impacted the the personal income quintiles of the citizenry. That is, in the typical division of the citizens into 5 chunks by income, how much tax burden by percentage does that quintile carry? Taking that as an inverse proxy for personal freedom might indicate that the Kansas tax cuts have, in reality, increased the relative burden of most folks, while benefiting just a few. And that might explain, in some small part, the Kansas disaster.

Race 2016: Donald Trump, Ctd

Jonathan Chait published a report in New York Magazine on Trump’s campaign that rang a bell in that interview with Arne Carlson. First, Jonathan:

Trump dominated the Republican primary because he mastered one weird trick. The trick was to constantly spout wild and offensive comments, frequently targeted at women or people of other races or nationalities, generating a constant stream of news coverage focused on Trump’s latest outrage. Since most Republican voters really like outrageous comments, especially when they’re directed at women and people of other races or nationalities, this technique worked well enough to overcome Trump’s massive strategic and organizational liabilities as a candidate. But since most voters in the electorate as a whole feel differently, Trump’s outrageousness is now compounding rather than hiding his technical incompetence.

And from Arne Carlson’s interview in City Pages:

Two people came into the campaign with public policy. And it was Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton. And the media very quickly galvanized behind Donald Trump. They saw their ratings go up the more they covered Trump. They ignored Bush’s attempt to talk about public policy, and virtually ridiculed him. I’m not often critical of the media, but I am this year. And it’s driven mostly by television, and ratings.

I.e., money and ego – because the very few people do something and hope to be ignored. While I had no great hopes for Jeb, it’s unfortunate that the hollow circus performing in his neck of the woods attracted more attention, and now the GOP is left with a nominee who not only has little chance of winning, but is beginning to drive GOP members away.

But for all that it’s tempting to blame the media, it’s important to note that the facts of the matter are out there, available to everyone with a computer and an urge to do the research. To my mind, it’s more accurate to blame the sub-culture involved, a culture nurtured by the radio talk show hosts and Fox News (recall that Fox News viewers are not as well informed as other segments of voters), spoon-fed misleading views, false ‘facts’, and trained not to really think. Trained on outrageous statements, as Chait notes Donald has that down to a T – but he’s not on their leash, and so the GOP threatens to spin so hard it may fragment.

The Enemy of my Friend is .. Umm …

Tensions have continued to grow stronger between Turkey and the United States because, as AL-Monitor reports, this:

A photographer for Agence France-Presse posted photos of US special forces soldiers fighting alongside the Kurdish People’s Protection Units (YPG) near Raqqa wearing the Kurdish army’s patch on their uniforms on May 27. The YPG is considered a terror organization in Turkey, but not by the United States and its allies. US support for the YPG in its fight against the Islamic State (IS) has been a point of growing tension between the United States and Turkey. As more photos and videos started circulating on social media, the public reaction in Turkey snowballed as well.

The reason for the anger?

Their importance goes beyond just spontaneous outbursts of anger. There is a strong undercurrent of resentment and anger, particularly among Islamist and ultranationalist groups.

Although no prominent members of Muslim organizations would signal overt support for IS, their resentment toward the United States has grown loud and clear after these photos. Ibrahim Sediyani, a journalist and prominent writer, was the lone voice of dissent among those contacted by Al-Monitor. Sediyani said, “The YPG is not attacking Turkey, and the United States and others have repeatedly told Turkey they do not consider the YPG a terror organization and will continue to support the YPG in its battle against IS. So what is the big deal about the patches, which is just a standard procedure in the field?”

Other pundits would not agree. Murat Ozer, chairman of the nongovernmental organization Imkander, told Al-Monitor, “Remember the photo of knocking down Saddam Hussein’s statute with its face wrapped with the US flag? That photo remains in the minds of Iraqis not as the liberation of Iraq from dictatorship, but as a sign of the US invasion of Iraq

Several other opinions are expressed, I suspect more reflective of internal ideologies of the organizations than reality on the ground. Still, this serves as a warning about the difficulties of having a coherent foreign policy. I’d hate to imagine Trump – or any of his proxies – trying to figure this mess out.

Belated Movie Reviews

It is a movie of thighs. The Seven Magnificent Gladiators (1983 or 1984, depending on the source) is a Lou Ferrigno vehicle in which he is hired, much like the Samurai of the classic Seven Samurai, to chase away bandits harassing a village. Everyone is showing a lot of thigh in this movie, and while Lou’s is the most muscular, the bad guy undoubtedly shows the most, a length of thigh which would probably be more at home on a style runway than serving as the showpiece of a villain with merely ugly designs on a village.

And yet this villain is the best acted in the piece, leering one moment, introspective the next, no doubt wondering at the implications of his immortality, even as he slices and dices his own mother. The rest of this movie reeks of incompetence, from script to acting (although the Roman emperor was entertainingly chewing the scenery at every opportunity) to effects; if this movie has not been the subject of an MST3K documentary, Joel has missed a bet.

In the end, my Arts Editor and I were forced to debate: was Lou’s right pectoral concealed because of poor plastic surgery, or was the left pec just that much better of an actor?

How They Listen

Computers, that is. NewScientist’s Hal Hodson (4 June 2016) reports on the new technology used for processing those thousands of hours of audio recordings:

Every call into or out of US prisons is recorded. It can be important to know what’s being said, because some inmates use phones to conduct illegal business on the outside. But the recordings generate huge quantities of audio that are prohibitively expensive to monitor with human ears.

To help, one jail in the Midwest recently used a machine-learning system developed by London firm Intelligent Voice to listen in on the thousands of hours of recordings generated every month. …

The company’s CEO Nigel Cannings says the breakthrough came when he decided to see what would happen if he pointed a machine-learning system at the waveform of the voice data – its pattern of spikes and troughs – rather than the audio recording directly. It worked brilliantly.

Training his system on this visual representation let him harness powerful existing techniques designed for image classification. “I built this dialect classification system based on pictures of the human voice,” he says.

What’s interesting is that the translation of the data from the poorly understood audio realm to the better-understood visual realm comes as a surprise. The translation of a problem from one realm to another is actually an approach often employed in many areas – just as Mr. Cannings did here.

On The Face Of Them

NewScientist (4 June 2016) reports on a reputedly new technology, by a company named Faception, that … well, it sounds like the latest version of phrenology. Implementing some standard facial recognition technology, it then proceeds to this:

The controversial part is what happens next. Faception maps these features onto a set of 15 proprietary “classifiers” that it has developed over the past three years. Its categories include terrorist, paedophile, white-collar criminal, poker player, bingo player and academic. To come up with its custom archetypes, Itzik Wilf, Faception’s chief technology officer, says the system was trained on the facial features of thousands of images of known examples. The software only looks at facial features, he says, and ignores things like hairstyle and jewellery.

Since the facial bones characterize the look of the face, phrenology is spot-on. They claim successes, but from the descriptions they do not seem statistically significant; indeed, they sound like mind-readers’ tricks. Their final claim,

“This is a new idea,” Wilf says. “New ideas are often greeted with friction.”

Rings all sorts of warning bells in my mind.

Reverse Fingerprinting

Fingerprinting, when it comes to the web, refers to the ability to recognize an otherwise anonymous user based on those facets of a visit that are not under the user’s control. NewScientist (4 June 2016) reports on a reverse fingerprinting effort by scientists at Princeton – that is, recognizing the fingerprinting techniques used by the million busiest web sites based on the web site’s behavior:

Studying a million websites is hard. To do it, Arvind Narayanan – who heads the Web Transparency and Accountability Project at Princeton University – built a tool called OpenWPM with graduate student Steven Englehardt. OpenWPM can visit and log in to websites automatically, taking more than a dozen measurements of each one. It took two weeks to crawl through the top million websites, as ranked by web traffic firm Alexa.

Narayanan and Englehardt discovered that many trackers are sharing the information they gather with at least one other party, sometimes dozens of times. The audit also revealed several previously unknown “fingerprinting” techniques that sites are using. Here, the website asks the browser to perform a task that is hidden from the user. The site then fingerprints individual machines based on slight differences in their performance. Trackers used to do this by watching how the browser draws a graphic; now, they check what fonts are installed or how the browser processes audio. A couple of trackers even gathered the device’s battery level.

I’m disturbed that browsers permit access to those resources, even only in a monitoring mode. And, really, the battery level? How does that even apply? The scientists comment:

“You often don’t know how much tracking is going on, who’s doing the tracking, or what data they’re collecting about you and what that will be used for,” [Narayanan] says. “There needs to be external oversight, somebody holding companies’ feet to the fire.”

Overall, they discovered more than 81,000 third-party trackers. News websites had the most, on average. Adult websites and those owned by government agencies and universities tended to have the fewest.

It would be interesting to have a pop up window which would tell you which fingerprinting technique is being used by the website. I doubt it could tell you what the data would be used for, though.

From the ’50s, Ctd

We took a few more pics today (here’s Thursday’s pics), and my Arts Editor has worked them over, removing extraneous details (such as owners chasing us with pitchforks :)) to produce these…

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I prefer the BelAir on the right, it looks like a working car. Not that its buddy on the left is a slouch…

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A basic work-a-day convertible, charming without being over the top.

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THIS is over the top. We never saw its front, we were stuck in traffic behind him. On the right it says, “In Memory of Harry Smith”.

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Three family cars. There’s something about this last pic I really like.

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Finished? Or more to come?

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Massive and overstated! Too bad we couldn’t get a pic of the hood ornament, but we were actually in traffic and snapped this while we were stopped. We suspect it’s Lalicque.

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This is a bit ungainly, no? But wait for the backside!

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A bit of an artsy picture. “Car, unnamed hotel, Roseville, MN”.

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The best for last. The owner offered to sell it to us. I should have asked the price. It’s a ’53.

Glorious, eh?

No More Passwords

Since I long ago stopped keeping up with the news in the computer field, a report in NewScientist concerning the imminent extinction of passwords caught me by surprise. This report from MIT Technology Review is somewhat more detailed:

During his talk at Google I/O, Daniel Kaufman, the head of the company’s ATAP (Advanced Technology and Projects) arm, casually mentioned the rollout of a new way of securing Android apps called Trust API. Rather than using standard passwords, Trust API will use biometrics like facial recognition, your typing pattern, even how you walk to help determine that you are who you say you are.

Each metric will contribute to an overall “trust score” that will let you unlock your apps. The program will run in the background of an Android phone, using the phone’s suite of sensors to continuously monitor the user’s behavior. If the trust score falls below a threshold, a user might be prompted for some form of additional authentication.

My first reaction was some surprise, even repulsion. But let’s break it down.

From the program’s1 side of things, authentication is always a statistical question: what are the odds that the identification and authorization code presented actually represent the person entering the code? In traditional settings, the information landscape is normally barren, because all the program has available are those two items of information. These can be augmented, of course, with more information, such as biometrics (think Family Guy’s penile scan), but in the end the program’s decision is binary: yes or no.

The description of the implementation of the Trust API is intriguing from the program’s side. Through constant monitoring of the environment, theoretically it can build a profile of the authorized user, and then one of the current user, and compare the two; the “trust score” mentioned in the article is then essentially the degree of agreement between the two profiles, now acting as a proxy for the statistical odds that the user is authorized to use the smartphone. The trust score may not be an ideal approach to the question of authentication because some programs may wish to give more weight to some biometrics than others, but at least we’re making progress on the authentication front.

Another facet not mentioned in the article is the possibility for a program to require higher or lower trust scores in order to unlock various features. It’s just a thought, given how variable people can be in their requirements.

As an engineer, I appreciate that the authentication question has been factored out (basically turned into just another resource) and been more richly explored by (I assume) a dedicated team. Speaking as an engineer, I know most engineers will look at a problem and see the core set of questions to solve (which either excites them or fills them with dread) – and then there’s the security questions, which are viewed as foreign interlopers, like bees with really big stingers, to be avoided, or solved as quickly as possible while regretting the damage it does to the code structure. Whether its authentication or licenses, it never really plays nice. This work by Google – if trustable – is one of those things that makes an engineer nod with pleasure.

From the user side, there’s a bit more trepidation, particularly for us older types who still have some distrust of technology; for the younger sorts, say, less than 25 years, this will be a godsend and they’ll run with it. But for us suspicious types, we have to wonder what’s going to happen the first time the trust score drops precipitously and we lose access? We’re not told the implementation strategy behind this program, but given the popularity of Big Data and Artificial Intelligence, it’s not unreasonable to speculate on algorithms from those two areas, possibly including neural networks, and one of those notorious facts associated with these areas is the inscrutability of the results, which is to say the result might be right, but often the scientists and engineers who wrote the algorithm do not understand in detail how the results are obtained – and what might be wrong if the result is wrong. If this does apply, how does one get around it?

With a password?

That said, it would be interesting to know how the use of computer systems varies both by type and by the age of the user. Do younger users modify their usage style such that the loss of access to the system is not particularly damaging, while us older types aren’t so smart about it? Or does the loss of access to a personal smartphone spark terror in everyone?

I suspect the answer is already out there, I’m just too lazy to go looking.


I mildly detest the pseudo-word “app”. It falls into the same classification as the phrase “leisure suit,” which I’ve already used once today.

Belated Movie Unreviews

We could not get through EMPIRE OF THE ANTS (1977). It was awash in leisure suits, floating cans of nuclear waste (clue: cans of nuclear waste are heavy), and unsympathetic characters: guys on the make, ladies unable, except for one, to assert themselves; the exception is a land developer ready to sell shares in a disastrous island. The latter is played by Joan Collins, who tries but fails to make this mess work.

When we gave up, we hadn’t even seen the ants. We did fast forward and the ants were not awful, but they might have ranked as the least objectionable part of the show.

Not bad enough to laugh at, not good enough to watch: stranded in the chasm of mediocre awfulness.

Unrecognized Precious Resources

Unrecognized because they’re not thought about – yet they may be the GOP’s best hope for the future. What are they?

Old politicians.

At one time, the GOP was a respected institution. They understood governance meant compromise, fiscal responsibility, respect for science, and conservatism – all concepts far beyond the majority of the GOP today.

And these old politicians and functionaries are still around and still remember. Bruce Bartlett is one of them, researching how Fox News has mis-served the GOP and conservatives by peddling bad information to trusting watchers. I’m sure former Senator Lugar, too, has many useful memories.

In the same company is former Minnesota Governor Arne Carlson, a truly moderate Republican who has been part of the Minnesota political scene since at least 1965. He was recently interviewed by the Twin Cities paper City Pages and has some fascinating, if not surprising, memories:

We in America tend to use this phrase “all of a sudden.” There’s no all of a sudden. This has been going on almost 40 years, going back to the 1970s. In Minnesota, it erupted in the form of Christian conservatives coming in. They first came into the Democratic Party. And they introduced this litmus-test philosophy, largely on the issue of abortion, but there was strong religious overtones. And they found the Democratic Party pretty hostile.

I would say in the ’80s, the takeover of the Republican Party was complete. It also started to take on some ugly overtones on human rights, the feeling that we, society, had gone too far, for human rights.

The hostility of the cultural conservatives was in some ways unbelievable:

I had introduced, I think, the first gay rights bill in Minnesota’s history when I was on the Minneapolis City Council. That would’ve been 1965 or ’66. That became the defining issue of the 1994 campaign. I was booed off the stage in St. Cloud — I was the governor, for Christ’s sake — and booed in Forest Lake. They invited me to speak at the convention, and not only was I booed there, but they turned their backs on me.

I don’t know how many times in American history a sitting governor was denied endorsement. But the rudeness was rather stunning.

It strikes me as a form of self-confidence, of certainty, that is nearly unsupportable in anyone who wishes to be considered reasonable – that is, be able to get along with their neighbors. As I’ve addressed this before here, I shan’t go on at any length except to say that this very dogmatism does not sustain variance well at all. The psyche that demands such certainty will split a movement rather than compromise, and I think we’re seeing that as the GOP’s membership shrinks, as some elected GOP officials are now refusing to endorse Trump – and, in a few cases, refuse to even vote for him.

But does such a tendency to self-destruct bode well or ill for the Republic? Must we go through another period of literal bloodshed before those Who Can’t Possibly Be Wrong are willing to take their self-selected responsibilities seriously?

But to get back to my point – at one time the GOP was full of reasonable people who understood that holding variant opinions didn’t make you evil – just different evaluations on difficult topics. Today’s young people (i.e., anyone who doesn’t remember 1990 politics, which was when things started going wrong on the national level, as Representative Gingrich began touting his Republican Revolution) may believe that this is how politics has always been.

And to some extent it’s been true – politics attracts the ideologues as well as the sober, earnest politician, the power-hungry as well as those who only want justice. Think of Vice President Aaron Burr, President Andrew Jackson, and numerous others who wanted power, or purity, or what have you.

But the GOP was the party of Lincoln, who saw their way to justice. Their fall has been gradual and engineered, judging from Carlson’s remarks – and something to think about in the future.

Belated Movie Reviews

In The Secret of NIMH (1982) we are handed an intriguing scenario – animals made intelligent through the experimentation of man – who find themselves in a precarious situation – man is now a menace, both knowingly and unknowingly – with some good, if perhaps slightly one-dimensional characters, and they’re set loose to follow their destinies.

Sadly, in the end anything they might do is ultimately meaningless because there’s magic in the air, the magic that can overwhelm any evil, all because a simple mother mouse is “pure of heart”. The tension builds as the good guys suffer loss after loss, and keep struggling – but those struggles become meaningless because magic saves them, rather than their own efforts, intelligence, loyalty, or any other quality we might deem to be a positive in a culture. A deux ex machina magic unprecedented in the film, unless one considers a flying, glowing book or two to be a sufficient hint that magic might be employed to solve problems.

Not that I object to magic, but it must follow dramatic rules so that the audience doesn’t feel cheated when it comes to the rescue. Often it exacts a price, either in energy or through some loss of something else. In this story, after all the effort to put the rats to the test of saving members of another species, magic comes through, with no contribution of there’s theirs’, to save the day.

A disappointing denouement to what was an otherwise promising, if rough, directorial debut by Don Bluth.

Turkish Secularism, Ctd

Powerful positions attract ambitious, even unscrupulous people. We’ve seen both sorts here in the USA, we have vile arguments about who satisfies which criteria. So it’s no surprise, if quite interesting, to hear the same about other countries. President Erdogan of Turkey has recently run into some cruel rumors of disingenuousness when it comes to his educational attainments. Why is this important? Because the Turkish Constitution says so:

The President of the Republic shall be elected by the public from among the members of the Grand National Assembly of Turkey who are over forty years of age and have completed higher education, or from among Turkish citizens who fulfil these requirements and are eligible to be deputies.

AL Monitor‘s Cengiz Çandar reports on the rumors:

The [Higher Electoral Board] chose to respond to the HDP [Peoples’ Democratic Party], perhaps thinking it would silence those who might just be fishing for something to use against the president. The board recently sent the HDP a copy of Erdogan’s supposed diploma, the one he presented when he ran in the August 2014 presidential elections.

The HDP duly published that copy on its Twitter account.

With that, the controversy entered its second and probably more interesting and important phase: There are very strong arguments that the document might be forged, and that the college diploma of the president of Turkey might be a fake one.

There are very valid reasons to suspect the document’s authenticity, as the copy indicates that Erdogan graduated from the Faculty of Economic and Administrative Sciences of Marmara University in 1981. At the bottom of the diploma, two signatures can be seen clearly: those of the university president and the dean of faculty.

That is very problematic, indeed. First of all, there was no Marmara University in 1981 and no such faculty under that name. Marmara University was founded in Istanbul in 1982. The faculty took that name and became affiliated with the school in 1983. Previously, it had been a college-level institution known as the Academy of Economic and Commercial Sciences.

So, how is it that Erdogan has a signed and dated university diploma, when there was no university or affiliated faculty under that name then?

If you’re interested, here‘s a Turkish site with pictures of the diplomas. Turkish Minute publishes Gökçe Fırat Çulhaoğlu, himself a graduate of the institution in question, who has more details:

Çulhaoğlu emphasized that Erdoğan says he started attending university in 1973, while the university says he was registered in 1974.

“If he studied at the university between 1973 and 1981, as he says, then he studied for 7.5 years. However, maximum education period was 6 years back then. [If what he said was true], Erdoğan should have been expelled from the university in 1979,” he added.

University Faculty Association (ÜNİVDER) members also expressed their opinion on the issue, saying that Erdoğan has two-year license degree, however, he should have had a four-year license degree to become a president.

If this becomes a real issue and Erdogan is forced out, how painful will it be to nullify anything of substance, such as construction work? How does one nullify military operations?

And, yet, there’s a very faintly familiar taste here. Yes, of the fruitloopery foisted on Americans by those who thought President Obama was not a natural-born American. It gives me just a little bit of pause.

From the ’50s

Being housed near the Minnesota State Fairgrounds, we get the pleasure of the Back to the ’50s show every year. This year we took a few pictures.

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There were quite a few modern Corvettes vying for attention, but their ancestor outshone them all with its simple, classic lines. Here’s a great lineup of three ‘rods.

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A bit of a miscellany:

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And, finally, a couple of classic hood ornaments:

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Meta-Archaeology

It didn’t occur to me, but it’s reasonable: sometimes archaeologists have to dig out the archaeology of previous researchers, as Eric Powell details in “Letter From England” (Archaeology, July/August 2016):

Young has a personal investment in [archaeologist Brian] Hope-Taylor’s work. He grew up visiting Bamburgh and credits the formative experience of exploring the castle as a boy with inspiring him to become an archaeologist. In 1996, he and his colleagues contacted the castle owners to request permission to follow up on Hope-Taylor’s excavations. “We didn’t know where he had dug,” says Young, “so we were hoping to use geophysics and small-scale excavation to determine that.” The owners gave their permission, and the small team began their work. Twenty years later, Young shakes his head and smiles at the memory. “We were thinking of it as a short project that we’d do on weekends among friends,” he says. But that short project quickly bloomed into a much bigger effort when it became apparent to the team that the richness of the site meant it would take years to understand it properly. They also became the unexpected heirs of Hope-Taylor’s considerable legacy.

While searching for office space, Young and the castle’s groundskeeper broke the locks on the small rooms built into the castle walls that had sat unopened for decades. What they found inside was a kind of time capsule of Hope-Taylor’s fieldwork. Still astonished by the discovery, Young shares pictures of the rooms that show they were filled with dust-covered boxes of bones, artifacts, and soil samples, all excavated by Hope-Taylor. A 1974 copy of the Daily Telegraph still resting on a chair helped establish the date of the last field season. “We’ve accidently inherited an enormous body of work at an extraordinary site,” says Young. Hope-Taylor’s students later found years’ worth of Bamburgh excavation notes, and even artifacts, such as a sword, in his apartment. Now, the Bamburgh team’s task is not only to understand their own excavations, but to synchronize their findings with the copious record Hope-Taylor left behind.

Wisdom from Yestercentury, Ctd

The reader rejoins concerning common sense:

We do need to work together, but apparently the “we” in that sentence for the GOP means excluding the actual experts completely. We are not equal, literally. We are equal before the Law, we are equal before God (if you will), we have equal rights and deserve equal dignity. But we are NOT equal in our abilities, knowledge, wisdom and capabilities to solve specific problems.

Also, there’s no evidence that the GOP has actually supported decentralization to the states. In the last 75 years, the largest growths of the Federal government have occurred under Republican administrations.

However, it is true, in the sense of antifragility (Nassim Taleb), that all problems should be solved and all policies should be determined as locally as possible. The catch is in the “as possible” phrase — it’s like the maxim about making things as simple as possible but no simpler. Some problems are so large, a community, city, county or state cannot solve them alone. That’s where the Feds come in. Likewise, some policies, e.g. equal rights and equal dignity.

Certainly, the GOP says one thing and does another – the jump in spending under GOP leadership during the ‘aughts was truly miserable, and then the suggestion that the fact we were involved in two wars didn’t mean we had to think about how to pay for it was morally reprehensible and damn near criminal. The recent kerfuffle over North Carolina’s HB-2, an override of progressive policies in the city of Charlotte, is merely one of many similar actions in which mildly liberal policies favored by cities are disallowed by the central government.

To extend the reader’s thought, the United Nations for solving international disputes. When the League of Nations failed between the World Wars, a chance to avoid the calamity of the second World War was lost, and I have to wonder if that institution would have succeeded in somehow sterilizing the seeds that led to the Nazi party.

Belated Movie Reviews

Tales of Terror (1962) features Vincent Price at the top of his game: charming, relaxed, delivering his lines with an almost indulgent confidence, but with that little hint of physical corruption that leaves one with the uncomfortable feeling that the stories are not going to end well.

Or is it simply because of Price’s reputation? That can be a problem with actors who identify strongly with a genre or role – the audience comes to expect a certain outcome, and thus the introduction of some surprise element involving the character may not occur – or it may occur, and cause resentment amongst these faux-cognoscenti, that some beacon in this world of chaos has been destroyed.

Tales of Terror consists of adaptations from the Edgar Allan Poe canon, and these adaptations are the constituents beyond Price’s control, and, in this case, they are inferior to the efforts of Price and his supporting cast. Not being overly familiar with Poe’s work, I cannot say if the fault lies with Poe, or with the adaptation; however, my Arts Editor states the problem lies with the adaptations, although this is not to imply incompetence, as Poe’s work does not always translate to the silver screen.

The first is Morella, involving a widower, the daughter from whom he has been long separated, and whose birth caused her mother’s death – and his deceased wife (the mother of his daughter). Upon her arrival at her father’s home, the daughter discovers it has been unmaintained for years, covered in classic cobwebs, and her father wanders it in a drunken haze, still mourning his wife. She stays to care for him, and reveals she is dying of some unnamed malady. Then she discovers that he more than mourns; he keeps his wife’s body in the matrimonial bed. Eventually, the innocent daughter is set upon by the spirit of her mother, angry at her for her own death.  She is then possessed by her mother’s vengeful spirit and attacks her father. In a cacophony of tangled plot elements and missing motivational elements, the house collapses in on the cast’s efforts, mercifully obscuring a ruin of missed opportunities from the discerning eye.

The second, The Black Cat, is a weakly named story set vaguely in American Colonial times.  It teaches that over-indulgence in alcohol can lead to unfortunate consequences. Peter Lorre, a legendary actor for whom, at least I, have fewer result-expectations than some actors (which is to say, his presence does not predict any particular outcome, and of this I approve), is a drunk, a domestic abuser, and is rapidly becoming destitute, despite the efforts of his mildly attractive wife. Then he stumbles into a meeting of wine merchants holding a tasting, and challenges the city’s expert, played by Price, to a competition. In this Price is delightful, using a stylized procedure for analyzing each wine before proclaiming its winery and vintage; Lorre, in contrast, swills like an expert drunk, and yet keeps up with Price. This leads to the two going home together, where a drunken Lorre lapses into sleep, allowing Price to work his charms upon Lorre’s wife.

Lorre eventually discovers the liaison, and takes his revenge, Amontillado-style: he hides his wife’s body and Price, still alive, behind a brick wall, all the while engaging in witty repartee with his erstwhile opponent. As he’s never cared for his wife’s cat, the feline is also imprisoned, but much to his woe it is the angry howls of the black chat which finally bring the gendarmes to visit justice, and the consequences of drinking, upon Lorre. While predictable and not particularly compelling, Price’s comfort in the role of a wine tasting expert is quite winning, and while we never quite understand why Lorre’s character is perpetually drunk, it is quite true that he is convincing as a fat, short, drunk little man whose foolishness will cost him dear.

The third is The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar. Price is Valdemar, a terminally ill man who has agreed to an experiment: at the moment of death, he will be mesmerized by Mr. Carmichael, for the purpose of discovering how long that transition from life to death might be prolonged. Carmichael, played by the redoubtable Basil Rathbone, is a presence in this movie, sometimes active, sometimes brooding, but here I shall reference back to the problem with Vincent Price and other actors of a certain reputation, and state that I have heard, if not verified, that Rathbone, with the exception of his Sherlock Holmes efforts, always played the bad guy. This knowledge works against the movie and myself, introducing an unwanted element of wondering when Rathbone will make his move.

The story is, sadly, leaden, despite the efforts of Price and Rathbone. Valdemar’s wife has predictable hysterics over the entire matter, and the attending doctor is drearily certain that this experiment is “dangerous”, to which I could only laugh and ask how the concept of danger applies to a man on the edge of inevitable death? Still, dying under the mesmerist’s spell, Valdemar finds himself in some indescribable place, where he apparently suffers. Mr. Carmichael finally comes out of his metaphorical cover, declaring his desire for the quasi-widow, “body and soul.” The wife reluctantly agrees to his demands if he’ll release Valdemar to his final resting place, but even that is questionable. The doctor attempts to interfere but discovers Mr. Carmichael has covered all his bets…

… Except for Valdemar, who rises from the dead, tracks a ridiculously panicky Carmichael down, and destroys him, before transforming into a slimy puddle of putrescence himself.

Thus the end of the sequence. Composed of individually laudable performances, burdened by scripts of inferior quality, these three tales might be of interest on a lazy January afternoon as the Minnesota winter howls outside your window, hungry for your blood, but otherwise rather for Price fans only.