I bought a belt last night. Is this waste necessary?
My Arts Editor suggests the plastic be replaced with hemp. I was thinking the belt’s back could be imprinted with the UPC, and the store could provide a website that only needs a UPC to bring up the price. Or better yet just a picture.
Maybe I should buy a Dockers‘ product a day, taking pictures and sending them to their marketing department. When I reach the size of a small house, i notify the local newspaper, the StarTribune, to come out and do a story associating Dockers with annoying waste.
Hmmmmmmmmm.
