A reader writes concerning the Loon balloons:
Maybe they should use hydrogen instead of helium. They’re unmanned, after all.
I suppose it depends which element is more likely to leak from the Loon balloons as biased by the costs of refilling using each element.
Although there is the option of painting the balloons in rocket fuel, as was done by the Germans to the Hindenberg, and when a balloon is to be retired, just hitting it with a flare. In fact, an enterprising outfit might sell the opportunities to blow up such balloons, generating a minor stream of income. “You, too, can pretend to be the finger of the Internet God, destroying a malfunctioning unit just like your own body does with its cells.”
Ahem. That may be a little over the top.