The Wonderment Springs Infernal

If you’re like me, some of what is said on the right is questionable but, given the sheer volume of claims, hard to check – at least, like me, you’re a working dude and that’s not your gig. So, for instance, here’s Erick Erickson bulging his eyes over this:

“February was the wettest month in downtown Los Angeles since 1998. With over 12 inches of rain drenching the city, it was the fourth-wettest February — and the seventh-wettest month overall — in the city’s nearly 150-year recorded history.” Judson Jones reported on Los Angeles’s weather on March 2, 2024, in the New York Times. Just under a year later, Los Angeles is on fire and the fire hydrants have run dry from a lack of water. Yes, a city by the sea does not have enough water.

… is disquieting.

But the mainstream media has fired back. Here’s WaPo’s Philip Bump:

That line about the hydrants is, like many of the attacks that have unfolded over the past 24 hours, rooted in something real. Hydrants near some of the blazes that are ripping through neighborhoods around the city have failed to produce water. On CNN, an official with the Los Angeles Fire Department explained that this was because so much water had been pulled from local reservoirs that were intended to battle house fires, not wildfires. Other experts have noted that high demand can cause pressure in the system of hydrants to drop, making it harder to extract the water.

And then Bump goes on to note:

But this is a political fight, not a debate over resources and systems. So Trump and his allies cherry-pick things that are unrelated to the struggle to contain the flames and present them as the real reasons that houses are burning down, particularly if those unrelated things serve as indictments of other perceived elements of left-wing politics.

It’s natural to suggest solutions after disaster strikes, hoping to obviate, or at least mitigate, repetitions of the occurrence. However, glossing over relevant facts is not helpful, but something political partisans, who are generally perceived as being more interested in political victory than in honest analysis of a problem that may be at odds with their model of how humanity and the world works.

And are the conservatives engaged in this? Here’s Kevin Drum’s analysis:

Unprecedented disasters will always strain resources to the breaking point. There might be incompetence or ordinary mistakes involved, but usually not. The Pacific Palisades fire, whipped up by 60 mph winds, destroyed the entire neighborhood in a day. Nothing would have stopped it. LA firefighters were like a squirt gun in the face of something like that. In terms of the immediate response, there’s no one to blame and no incompetence at play. Everyone needs to quit looking for politically convenient scapegoats.

How about post-massacre suggestions that gun control be brought back? The conservatives simply see this as a political attack on one of their key positions, a near-religious tenet that must not be questioned; a more scary related point is that federal funding of research on the impact of guns on society was banned years ago, and I forget if that sorry bit of legislation has been repealed or not.

Not incidentally, conservatives whine about politicizing school massacres, but clearly politicization of state reaction to the Los Angeles weather disaster is Erickson’s doing. So why does one side get to do it, complete with omitted facts, while the other side does not?

Folks who do not face existential consequences for mistakes in this or that arena will begin treating that arena as a place to play games, and not act like adults. Social prestige is a powerful attractant. Keep that in mind when analyzing crap like Erickson’s.

Word Of The Day

Ebullition:

  1. : a sudden violent outburst or display
  2. : the act, process, or state of boiling or bubbling up [Merriam-Webster]

New one on me. Sounds a bit guttural, doesn’t it? Noted in “Trump sentenced in hush money case, will not face jail or probation,” Shayna Jacobs, Derek Hawkins and Mark Berman, WaPo:

But this ebullition of legal jeopardy eventually faltered and faded. Last summer, U.S. District Judge Aileen M. Cannon, a Trump appointee in Florida, dismissed the case there that had accused him of mishandling classified materials. After Trump won the presidency in November, special counsel Jack Smith dropped the D.C. case accusing Trump of obstructing the 2020 election. In Georgia, where Trump still faces charges of conspiring to overturn his 2020 electoral loss, an appeals court last month disqualified the prosecutor leading the case, leaving its fate unclear.

Yes, He Has Squirrels Attached To His Hands

And now stop looking at them!

Yes, Mr Trump is dispersing chaff in his contrail to distract everyone. I saw it last night on Colbert: Annexations of Greenland and Canada came up, as did the extra-frothy ‘Gulf of America’ switcheroo.

They have the added advantage of distracting from Trump’s record as Lead Insurrectionist, but I think even that is not the primary goal.

As I wrote about here, Jack Smith’s report, due in to the DoJ and out to the press, but with Judge Cannon blotting her name yet more by an attempted interjection, and not mentioned by Colbert, is possibly the most important pressing matter on Mr Trump’s plate.

And the press should learn to ignore cute little squirrels and pursue the deadly ugly manatee that is trying to silently wiggle past them. Maybe just say, “Today, Mr Trump proposed make Syria into a colony of the United States. We laughed. In more important news, former prosecutor Jack Smith has said he’ll present his report concerning top secret documents retained by Mr Trump today …”

When it comes to top secret documents, I don’t have a lot of patience with patent irrelevancies like renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

Has J. D. Vance Picked His VP?

If you’re not thoroughly tired of politics and are wondering where the next big thing might be popping up, might I suggest it’ll be in Florida, which may be no surprise, but it may involve a nightmare for Mr Trump:

President-elect Donald Trump and his former co-defendants in the Florida classified documents case launched an effort Monday to block the release of a final report by special counsel Jack Smith that also addresses the election interference case.

Both cases against Trump have been dismissed.

Lawyers for defendants Walt Nauta and Carlos De Oliveira filed a motion Monday night asking U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon to block Smith, who prosecuted the case, from issuing his report. They cited the judge’s previous ruling that Smith’s appointment was unconstitutional.

“The Final Report promises to be a one-sided, slanted report, relying nearly exclusively on evidence presented to a grand jury and subject to all requisite protections—and which is known to Smith only as a result of his unconstitutional appointment—in order to serve a singular purpose: convincing the public that everyone Smith charged is guilty of the crimes charged,” the four lawyers wrote.

On Tuesday, Cannon ultimately put a temporary hold on the release of the classified documents report. [NBC News]

For the forgetful, the former President was alleged, by the FBI, to be concealing documents for which he lacked authorization, and, when given the opportunity to return the documents on the quiet, refused and concealed more documents. For this and a lot of wasted forebearance, Mr Smith began investigating the matter as a special counsel.

Now, items to remember.

  1. If you’re inclined to see Mr. Smith’s work as a hit job, remember that he’s a Federal prosecutor, and reputed to be one of the best. Throwing away a successful career isn’t what I’d expect of him.
  2. These allegations may have been dismissed, but it was at Mr. Smith’s request due to DoJ rules – not because a judge, or more importantly, a jury, found Mr Trump not guilty. There is no exoneration here, no matter how loud Mr Trump shouts it. (I believe this is known as a dismissal without prejudice, but I’m not a lawyer.)
  3. The items Mr Trump was alleged to retain included highly secret documents, for which certain governments would be willing to pay large sums.
  4. Mr Trump is highly money driven, as seen during the pandemic four years ago when he attempted to hawk the dangerous medicine ivermectin as a therapeutic, in violation of his oath to protect the United States and its citizens, and has few, if any, moral restraints concerning his methods of collecting money. In other words, if you offered him $10 for a blowjob, he just might take your money – and then send an assistant to perform the sex act.

So we were scheduled to learn the contents of Mr Smith’s report, but now this has become doubtful. The scramble to quash the report, though, suggests it’s important stuff, as Steve Benen notes.

So how important could it be? Given we’re talking about top-secret documents, this could be Mr Trump’s big bid to keep his head above the sea of red ink in which he seems to live, outside of revenues from The Apprentice.

Could be treason-level?

And that’s why I ask soon-to-be, wielding the sword of the 25th Amendment, vice-president Vance if he’s picked out a Vice President just yet. He can’t talk to the Cabinet about booting Mr Trump out, because the Cabinet is not yet formed.

But it pays to be prepared, eh, Mr. Vance?

Judge Cannon, will your attempt at obstruction lead to your sudden resignation? Perhaps it’s time to update your resume as well.

Belated Movie Reviews

Better luck next time!

Sexton Blake and the Hooded Terror (1938) is a clumsy ripoff of the Sherlock Holmes series. Heck, the lead, Blake, strongly resembles Basil Rathbone of Holmes fame.

But it doesn’t help. Blake’s not as clever as Holmes, and his reliance on luck grates on the nerves for Holmes fans, despite a not-awful beginning. I liked the evil guy better than Blake, actually.

And the Watson analog, a guy named Tinker, should be the one sleeping with the hot French chick at the end, not Blake. Ah, well, the world is smothered in injustice.

Word Of The Day

Extispicy:

Extispicy is both the most indirect and non-spontaneous form of divination. Thus, it requires a complex cultic process in order to provoke it, and a complex interpretive process in order to reveal the divine message that is concealed within the organs of the sacrificial sheep. Although interpreting the shape of a sheep’s liver may seem strange to us, it was normal to those who lived in the ancient Near East, who perceived it as the most sophisticated act of divination. [TheTorah.com]

Noted in “Bad Moon Rising,” Jason Urbanus, Archaeology (January/February 2025):

Scholars are uncertain how Babylonian astronomers arrived at their grim conclusions. One theory holds that during an eclipse early in the empire’s history, a ruler may have perished, or a natural disaster may have struck. It’s possible that, thereafter, such events became inextricably connected with death and devastation. There were, however, steps that a king could take to alter his empire’s, and even his own, fate. First, priests could turn to extispicy, another way of interpreting the gods’ will that involved inspecting a sacrificed animal’s entrails. If those readings were seen as favorable, the priests would conclude that the eclipse had been a false alarm. If the diviners determined that the king’s life was indeed in danger, however, rituals would be performed to ward off the approaching peril. If all else failed, the king would go into hiding and a temporary substitute would be placed on the throne. Once the threat was deemed to have passed, the king would reassume his position. To dispose of any lingering evil, his stand-in would then be executed.

Too Clever By Half

I wonder if former GOP Senate leader Senator McConnell (R-KY) has yet worked out that, by being clever, he’s endangered the nation. Recall that McConnell believed, at one time, that his most clever moment was refusing to hold hearings to put compromise candidate then-Judge Merrick Garland on SCOTUS. This, as history documents, was a decision surrounded with Republican mendacity.

Since then, while there have been several other incidents of note, the most significant was the trial of then-President Trump following the January 6th Insurrection. Senator McConnell could have voted for conviction, but he did not. He could have attempted to lead his conference in voting for conviction, but made no effort. Instead,

Clearly angry, the Senate’s longest-serving GOP leader said Trump’s actions surrounding the attack on Congress were “a disgraceful, disgraceful dereliction of duty.” He even noted that though Trump is now out of office, he remains subject to the country’s criminal and civil laws.

“He didn’t get away with anything yet,” said McConnell, who turns 79 next Saturday and has led the Senate GOP since 2007. [AP]

Senator McConnell may have given many excuses, but the fact of the matter is that he was trying to avoid being the leader of the only American political party that has produced a President so wretched that he was not only impeached, but convicted. He pretty much said that he expected Mr Trump, when no longer protected by the Office, to be convicted and become anathema.

He got the first one right, but the Democrats and the Republicans both failed to offer candidates who are better actors, in the theatrical sense, than Mr Trump. Now McConnell, who is well known for hating Mr. Trump, has to deal with his enemy again occupying the White House, exercising Trumpian poor judgment, and possibly endangering the entire nation.

The McConnell Lesson – what happens when you think you’re too clever to actually do your duty. It’s better to eat the elephant shit sandwich than to be actually sat on by the elephant.

They Feed On Attention, Not Truth

Steve Benen seems quite confident that the conspiracy theory that the January 6th Insurrection of 2021 was actually a creature of the FBI has been destroyed:

What actually mattered was the degree to which the inspector general took a sledgehammer to the right’s conspiracy theory that the FBI was somehow responsible for creating the attack and entrapping Trump’s poor, unsuspecting supporters. Horowitz’s report discredited this misguided idea once and for all. (The same findings made clear that there were no undercover FBI employees at the Capitol, either.)

That’s not how these things work, though. The more serious attention paid to a conspiracy theory, the longer it can live. Believers and even the skeptical are well aware that investigations can be based on fraudulent facts, and, if the theory strikes a chord, then it lives on and on and on.

What kills a conspiracy theory? People ignoring it.

But that’s hard to do. Conspiracy theories, at their heart, are an opportunity to construct a new social prestige ladder, and that’s attractive to those sitting at the bottom of other ladders with a little free time on their hands and an ambition to move up a ladder – any ladder. Add in some romanticism of any sort, and a ladder is more than likely to be constructed.

Especially when a President-elect benefits from such a conspiracy theory. And a government agency obliged to investigate every cockamamie theory is involved.

Earl Landgrebe Award Nominee

First, the quote, then I’ll explain why the author may not quite qualify. From a brief filed with SCOTUS concerning TikTok v. Garland, the suit in which social media giant TikTok claims a statute to force ByteDance, the Chinese company owning TikTok, to sell TikTok to an American company is unconstitutional. The brief is from Counsel of Record D. John Sauer, who is asking that the law implementation be ordered delayed until his client, Mr Trump, assumes office:

Further, President Trump is the founder of another resoundingly successful social-media platform, Truth Social. This gives him an in-depth perspective on the extraordinary government power attempted to be exercised in this case—the power of the federal government to effectively shut down a social-media platform favored by tens of millions of Americans, based in large part on concerns about disfavored content on that platform. President Trump is keenly aware of the historic dangers presented by such a precedent. For example, shortly after the Act was passed, Brazil banned the social-media platform X (formerly known as Twitter) for more than a month, based in large part on that government’s disfavor of political speech on X. See, e.g., Brazil’s Supreme Court Lifts Ban on Social Media Site X, CBS NEWS (Oct. 8, 2024). …

Furthermore, President Trump alone possesses the consummate dealmaking expertise, the electoral mandate, and the political will to negotiate a resolution to save the platform while addressing the national security concerns expressed by the Government—concerns which President Trump himself has acknowledged. See, e.g., Executive Order No. 13942, Addressing the Threat Posed by TikTok, 85 Fed. Reg. 48637, 48637 (Aug. 6, 2020); Regarding the Acquisition of Musical.ly by ByteDance Ltd., 85 Fed. Reg. 51297, 51297 (Aug. 14, 2020). Indeed, President Trump’s first Term was highlighted by a series of policy triumphs achieved through historic deals, and he has a great prospect of success in this latest national security and foreign policy endeavor.

Why does Mr Sauer possibly not qualify for this nomination, in light of the ludicrous paragraphs above? Because he’s working for someone else, as lawyers are wont, and in this case it’s … Mr. Trump himself. It is entirely possible that these paragraphs, and a few others conveying similar sentiments, were written at the direction of Mr Trump himself. If this is true, I am uncertain as to whether Mr Trump may be nominated for an award concerning an absolute and embarrassing, not to mention potentially phony,  devotion to, ah, Mr Trump.

A proposed trophy: probably molded plastic. No artist listed.

But given the quality of these incorrect claims – for one, Mr Trump’s Truth Social, by all reports, is failing rapidly – one cannot ignore Mr Sauer’s claims to the award, so, if an occasion ever arises in which the trophy in question is actually awarded, a determination of qualification will be made then.

Belated Movie Reviews

When the breath of the monster destroys all in its path, use the mouthwash defense.

The Book Of Mythical Beasts (2020) is a Chinese movie drawn from The Classic of Mountains and Seas to construct an epic series of battles between humans and supernatural creatures. Heroes win or lose, survive or die, and, at least for a Western observer such as myself, it seemed quite unmemorable.

But your mileage may vary.

Belated Movie Reviews

Maybe I was supposed to meet him around back for a quick bite?

Black Dragons (1942) is all about five businessman businessmen and a doctor hosting their meeting, who gather at the start of World War II to discuss how to conduct the War to …. just what, exactly? The conversation perhaps bears closer examination. There’s some other dude who says he needs to talk to the doc, toot suite (yeah, I guessed on the spelling there), so he’s visiting the doc at home, claiming an acquaintanceship, but the doc says he’s old and doesn’t remember him. Kinda dull.

Wait. This is all about five businessman businessmen and a doctor who refuses to leave his room, due to illness, his butler, the dude, and his daughter, home from college. And then one of the businessmen is dead, body found on the entryway to the Japanese embassy.

Wait for it. Salt with a newly promoted FBI agent who gets the hots for the daughter, a butler, and a raid on the doctor’s house.

And another body of a businessman at the door to the Japanese embassy. (They’re not the welcoming sort, so we never see them.)

Waaaaait. That’s more than one, now. One body, that is. Now we have two more bodies. And a doctor, dragged from his room, and gunfire, and flashbacks, and more dead bodies. And a daughter who is not related to the doctor. How did the story tellers think that was going work out?

Too bad the movie just didn’t quite work out gel. Pity that. I think there was too much dependence on dislike for the Japanese, which, in retrospect, seems a bit like cheating. But if you’re a Bela Lugosi completist, you’ll have to watch anyways. He’s quite the charmer in this one.