It must be that time of the year, when the little green guys comes spilling out of their flying saucers, looking to renew their supply of … sigh … Hamm’s beer. How do I know? The Onion waved a flag:
Details have begun to leak about an upcoming Pentagon report declassifying government intelligence about unidentified flying objects, which must be released in accordance with a provision of the coronavirus spending bill President Trump signed into law in December 2020. The Onion provides some of the most intriguing details from the upcoming report on UFOs. …
- Confirmation of existence of Jon Hamm and other Hamm-like beings.
But that’s not my favorite consequence. Here it is:
- List of cities government has authorized to offer as sacrifices to aggressive extraterrestrials.
Just like I said earlier today. Sort of.
