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NBC News reports on an interesting little addition to the Trump campaign rallies that are due to resume Juneteenth, 2020 in Tulsa, OK:

“By clicking register below, you are acknowledging that an inherent risk of exposure to COVID-19 exists in any public place where people are present. By attending the Rally, you and any guests voluntarily assume all risks related to exposure to COVID-19 and agree not to hold Donald J. Trump for President, Inc.,” the rally site or organizers “liable for any illness or injury,” the form says.

I’m surprised there’s not another addition:

If you become ill with Covid-19, you will keep this a private matter and not broadcast, or cause to broadcast, or release to the news media, such information indicating you have Covid-19 or that you may have contracted it at the Trump Campaign rally in Tulsa, OK.

Because, of course, it’s impossible to have that happen at an event blessed by the God that has blessed Father of Lies Donald J. Trump.

But this will turn into a test of the cultists’ faith, won’t it? We went to see the leader in spite of all the warnings of the Godless liberals, proving we are worthy! Cult members often compete to show their loyalty, so, no kidding. That’s what’ll happen.

I hope for their sakes that nothing does happen, Covid-19 related. But I’m not laying money on it.

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