The tonsillectomy was hellacious. No sedatives.
It’s amateur hour with The VelociPedal.
VelociPater.
VelociPatter.
VelociPlaster.
No, no, no. VelociPasta.
That ain’t right, either.
The VelociPastor (2017). Oh, yes, that’s it. Ooooooh, was that it. Clawed my eyes out, right? They must have borrowed a costume from this race:
It’s supposed to be funny, but we were watching in a sort of horrified fascination, wondering just how much worse it was going to get.
It did. A clumsy non-velociraptor velociraptor vs a ninja squad. Awwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeawwwwwwweeee.
And that’s all I want to say, or remember, of this one.
