As The Terminator Phase Nears

A couple of old friends pointed this out on FB. It appears someone’s looking forward to when the Terminators appear and start to snuff us out:

Only $2 million and it’s all yours. Jason Torchinsky on Jalopnik is a trifle nonplussed:

[The New York Auto Show] is the debut of this massive SUV made from, it seems, the finest pureéd wealthy jackass, pressed via advanced manufacturing techniques into body panels that simultaneously evoke a slow child’s drawing of a stealth tank, if that existed, and a tanned heir to some pharma fortune passed out on a chaise lounge with a healthy amount cocaine rimming his nostrils.

Apparently the quality is not there, either, or so Jason says. Perusing the Karlmann web site, I note one of the interior options appears to be, well, Klingon:

An elaborate hoax? A toy for the ultra-rich who can’t decide what else to do with their ill-gotten gains?

Heckuva way to start the day.

Bookmark the permalink.

About Hue White

Former BBS operator; software engineer; cat lackey.

Comments are closed.