You want me to do WHAT with this guy?
Feeling like mocking a movie? Well, you won’t come up with a better title than The Astro-Zombies (1968), but alternate dialog opportunities, if that’s your thing, are a bumper crop here. This is an amazing bit of tripe featuring a rogue surgeon creating, well, you-know-whats, some fairly incompetent CIA agents, and a team from some Far East nation that is out to steal the technology of the surgeon. And what does this consist of? Well, it has something to do with brains and hearts in fish tanks, solar cell power packs, women in next to nothing and big, lumbering cars.
And mysterious credit scenes populated with toy robots that make machine gun noises.
Hoo-dandy, this is an awful one.
