Here it is in package form:
The Lakers appear to be cratering, a fact that has one of its superfans super stressed out. Entertainer Snoop Dogg shared his frustration in an expletive-filled rant on social media in which he offered his Staples Center seats for the low, low one-time-only price of $5 after the Lakers were embarrassed in a loss Saturday to the Phoenix Suns, the last-place team in the Western Conference.
Snoop called everyone not named LeBron James “goofballs” and called for Luke Walton to be fired as coach. And his anger took him way over the line when he asked for a slave ship to move “all them sorry m———— the f— outta here.” [WaPo]
In other words, you’re moored to a dock over which you have absolutely no control. That’s the life of a dedicated cultist, except political cultists can’t even express their rage and disappointment at the behavior of their adorated, because that’s no longer permitted. Just drool every time their God opens its mouth and expends more spittle.
