Reporter: President Trump, how much foreign money has entered the Treasury’s coffers due to your tariffs on China and other countries?
President Trump: Billions & billions, I tell you –
Reporter: No, sir. Those countries do not pay the United States anything –
Trump: Sure they do!
Reporter: No sir, as your own Administration knows, foreign governments don’t send money in response to tariffs –
Trump: Well, then, if you’re so smart, then who does, young woman?
Reporter: The customers do, sir. The American citizens who voted you into office. Those billions and billions of dollars come out of the pockets of the blue collar workers of America.
Trump: No, no, no –
Reporter: Which leads to a second question, sir: Are you lying to the American citizens about how tariffs work, or do you truly not understand how they work themselves?
Trump: <stomps off cursing>
Reporter: <barely audible> Dumbshit.
One must indulge one’s fantasies from time to time. Since the rest are X-rated fantasies involving Trump and our favorite Minnesota herbivore, the moose, I’ll stick with this one.
