This guy needs a facelift, a new agent, and possibly a visit with the proctologist in order to see if that jet pack that must be up his ass is causing hemorrhoids.
It’s a little tempting to try to make something out of the ugly mess of The Monster From The Prehistoric Planet (1967, aka Gappa: The Triphibian Monster), but, in the end, the best thing I can say is that when the two parent monsters are searching for the baby monster stolen by the representatives of the evil tycoon, it really did seem like they were looking.
There, I said something good.
The rest of it was wretched. Possibly the worst of it was the final sentiment expressed by the woman reporter, who said she was giving up her career, staying home, and washing diapers. But the balance of this story, from special effects to dialog to acting to story, was not much better.
Yeccccccccch.
