Mucilaginous:
1 Having a viscous or gelatinous consistency.
‘a mucilaginous paste’
‘greasy and mucilaginous foods’
- 1.1 (of a plant, seed, etc.) containing a polysaccharide substance that is extracted as a viscous or gelatinous solution and used in medicines and adhesives.
‘the young leaves are tender and mucilaginous’
Noted in Greg Fallis’ eponymous blog:
You’re probably thinking something like “Yeah, well, Trump’s a dick.” Or “Yeah, well, it’s Monday and this is pretty much what Trump does on Mondays because he’s a dick.” Or “Why doesn’t some adult take the phone away from that mucilaginous motherfucker?”