Prescient Humor

From The Onion, five years ago:

My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple tip that’s guaranteed to pick you up and get you back in good spirits in no time, and here it is: Whenever you’re feeling low, just remember that I, Donald Trump, will be dead in roughly 15 to 20 years.

That’s right. In the not-very-distant future I will die and then be gone from the world for all eternity. You may even get to watch me in a casket on national television being lowered into the ground, never to be seen again. I bet you’re smiling just thinking about that.

And then the backlash, which The Onion had neglected, from the Donald’s lawyer:

In a free press, journalists must expose the truth even if it upsets those in power. Our work often leads to significant backlash, and we at The Onion are no strangers to receiving threats of legal action. While we generally dismiss them as the baseless accusations they are, we recently found an old cease-and-desist letter from the president’s personal attorney that has caused us to reexamine this policy.

Our editorial board would like to formally announce that we have finally read Michael Cohen’s 2013 email regarding his client Donald Trump and would like to discuss the matter further at his convenience.

Delicious clairvoyance.

Another Disappointment Looms On The Horizon

Now the North Korean summit is off, according to NBC News:

President Donald Trump on Thursday canceled the planned summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, which was set to take place June 12 in Singapore, and said the American military is prepared to act if there’s any fallout.

But the fallout may have nothing to do with the Korean peninsula, in view of this bit of buffoonery reported by the AP:

A group of House Republicans is seeking the Nobel Peace Prize for President Donald Trump because of his work to ease nuclear tensions with North Korea.

Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un are working out the details of a historic summit that could take place by the end of May or early June. Yet an agreement by which the North would give up its nuclear weapons and allow for the world to confirm it still seems far off.

That’s from a few days ago, before the Trump Administration realized they weren’t prepared for a meeting with North Korea.

My prediction? Norway had better duck if Trump doesn’t get that Nobel Prize. The GOP will suggest the Nobel committee is rigged, hates Trump, and is incompetent. If the GOP spokesman works hard, he might even be able to say it in one breath without crying.

Looks like Trump’ll be coming up short. Again.

Here’s Why They’re Hard To Take Seriously, Ctd

Continuing in the vein of Are you kidding? is Conrad Black on National Review, who happily wants to believe that, since he doesn’t see any signs of collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russians in the past, there won’t be any evidence found in the future as well:

It is now clear that Russian attempts at interference in the 2016 election, though somewhat outrageous, were ineffectual, unconnected with any particular party, a small effort given what a country of Russia’s resources and taste for political skullduggery and chicanery is capable of, and minor compared with the influence many countries, including the United States, have sometimes exercised in the elections of other countries. No serious person could find anything in the conduct of the president that could be construed as obstruction of justice, the all-purpose catch-all of American prosecutors, who can conjure that charge from the most mundane acts.

The Trump-impeachers, shuffling grimly forward into the desert like Old Testament slaves to the chant of the ineffable millionaire congresswoman Maxine Waters: “Impeach 45!” will perish in the sand. The vultures will pick their bones in an Ozymandian setting. No president has ever been impeached and removed successfully (though Andrew Johnson, who was not guilty of anything, escaped removal by only one vote in 1868). The required “high crimes and misdemeanors” the Constitution stipulates, have never been clearly defined, but apparently did not include President Clinton’s likely untruthfulness to a grand jury. After two years of exhaustive legal investigation accompanied by intense media innuendos about everything President Trump and his family have done more ambitious than putting on their shoes in the morning (unlike the Clinton case and much closer to the relentless media badgering and defaming of Richard Nixon in the Watergate affair), there is nothing to impeach with, or about.

Note the spurious inclusion of the claim that we do it, too, as if this has any relationship to, as if it excuses, the Russian attempts to influence the 2016 American Presidential campaign. An American patriot would be outraged at Russian interference in our election. Mr. Black? He can’t be bothered, because the elixir of power he holds to his lips through his proxy, Mr. Trump, is simply too delicious to let him consider clinging to his principles.

Or would Mr. Black have us believe he’d be equally insouciant if Mrs. Clinton had won the 2016 election?

But Mr. Black isn’t writing this merely to express his belief there was no collusion, but to prepare the way for open warfare against the American intelligence community which threatens his favored candidate’s exalted position:

It also seems to be clear that Comey, and former National Intelligence and Central Intelligence directors James Clapper and John Brennan, were involved in improper leaks of confidential information and in coordinating their activities to mislead the president-elect. All three also appear to have misled congressional committees while under oath. The inspector general of the Department of Justice, Michael Horowitz, is apparently only a week away from a release to the Congress (i.e., the world) of his report on the official handling of the Clinton emails affair. His report is reportedly 400 pages, and there has never in recent history been a 400-page nothingburger. It would be astounding if there were not further criminal referrals for some of Trump’s prominent tormenters, presumably starting with Comey, as there were for former FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe from the inspector general’s first report. This will be a spectacular wind-up to Comey’s author’s tour, as he entrusts his defense to another of America’s most egregious rules-free prosecutors, Patrick Fitzgerald.

This is part and parcel with the Trump strategy of discrediting anyone who can damage him. Indeed, he admitted as much to Lesley Stahl, as reported today by CNBC:

President Donald Trump told the veteran journalist Lesley Stahl of the CBS program “60 Minutes” that he bashes the press to “demean” and “discredit” reporters so that the public will not believe “negative stories” about him, Stahl said.

And why does he feel that’s necessary? The easy answer is that he believes the press will be biased against him. The hard answer?

Here’s the question that no Trump supporter dares address, to even acknowledge: If Trump is innocent of collusion, then why the circus, the frantic attempts to avoid the questions, the open worries about a fallacious perjury trap? If your man is innocent, then a thorough investigation should reveal little more than the usual minor tripping over confusing campaign finance laws. So let him be investigated, let him come out shining like an angel!

That’s certain to shove a pine tree up the liberals’ collective ass, now wouldn’t it?

The behavior of the President, his family, and his lawyers is mere circumstantial evidence, and yet it is absolutely telling. Mr. Black may come to eat his words.

No, He’s Not Isolated From His Consequences

Recently there’s been talk about the indictment of the President and whether this is permissible or not. The New York Times has a good article on the subject by former Solicitor General Neal K. Katyal, who lays out the various assertions, interpretations, and results of the controversy.

Begin with the basics. An indictment — a formal accusation that someone has committed a crime — can be brought only by a prosecutor working either in the federal or state system. Mr. Mueller is one such prosecutor. But even if Mr. Mueller has the goods on Mr. Trump, two barriers remain before he may indict him. First, some constitutional scholars believe a sitting president cannot be indicted. And second, two Department of Justice opinions, dating back to the Nixon and Clinton administrations, side with this view. From that vantage point, it looks as if Mr. Giuliani’s report about what Mr. Mueller said appears plausible.

But there are deep problems here. For one thing, the scholars who believe that a sitting president cannot be indicted always couple that belief with the insistence that the remedy for a president who commits a crime is to impeach him first (so he is no longer “sitting” and could then be indicted). Otherwise, a president would be above the law; he could, say, shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and face no legal process whatsoever. For that reason, the “can’t indict a sitting president” view is necessarily dependent on Congress having all of the information necessary to conduct thorough impeachment proceedings.

This is quite tricky ground, empirically speaking. To suggest that the President is immune to criminal prosecution leaves the state with a situation in which the most powerful individual in government is theoretically without restraint, at least until the end of their term. This is not a stable situation.

On the other hand, if the President is not immune, then an unscrupulous prosecutor could consume large amounts of a President’s valuable time, or at least so we’d like to believe, although the reports on our current President’s television viewing habits leads me to believe that, at least in some cases, the time is not so valuable.

On balance, on this issue along, empirically I’d prefer the President not to be immune, because the rogue prosecutor has important constraints imposed by the judicial system. While such a prosecutor may succeed in marching a sitting President off to jail, a judge must sit in on an immediate hearing concerning bail and that sort of thing, constituting a second opinion on the prosecutor’s case. If we give the President immunity, he may flout all laws and, for the objector waving the impeachment flag, I must answer that impeachment takes time, time in which great damage may be done to individuals by the vindictive person, and to the state by the traitorous or foolish.

Moving onwards, and as Katyal touches on, a core principle of the United States is that we are all equal before the law. The assertion that the President is immune, even if temporarily, is as galling as it is dangerous.

But there’s one more point which Mr. Katyal appears to have ignored, and that is the division of powers question. I’ve heard it mentioned that removal of the President is primarily a political matter, and thus should be left for Congress. Yet, violations of the law are matters for neither Congress, which merely prescribes punishment, nor the Executive, but the Judiciary and our various law enforcement agencies. If a President breaks a law, it should not and cannot be a matter for Congress to decide upon, because that would rob the Judiciary of its primary responsibility for adjudicating the law, and its punishments. While we may choose to suspend indictments for minor law-breaking such as speeding and that sort of thing, transferring the entire responsibility to Congress, and handing it a metaphorical nuclear device as its only official tool for punishment, would be a mistaken reading of the Constitution.

Those scholars who claim a sitting President cannot be indicted should hand in their diplomas. They have no idea of what they speak.

Yesterday Speaking Of Tomorrow

Kenneth Dekleva draws parallels with American diplomacy with nuclear armed China and former enemy Vietnam in a post on 38 North:

So now comes the hard part. Singapore’s late Prime Minister Lee Kwan Yew, were he still alive, would be hosting the crowning moment of his legendary career. I’d like to think that he, so prescient in his views of other leaders (he referred to China’s Xi Jinping as “in the Nelson Mandela’s class of persons [and] a person with enormous emotional stability who does not allow his personal misfortunes or sufferings affect his judgment—he is impressive”) would perceive Kim Jong Un as an aspirational leader, who has highlighted his desire to see North Korea move beyond nuclear weapons towards economic development, much like Vietnam’s Doi Moi policy in the 1980s. But the Kim-Trump summit will have its future challenges. Kim has, like the Chinese in the 1970s, started with grand gestures and communiqués, but now comes the long, patient and difficult work of diplomacy. One might recall that it took seven years from the 1972 Nixon-Mao summit until the establishment of US-China diplomatic relations in 1979. In the case of Vietnam, an even longer period of time elapsed before full US-Vietnamese diplomatic relations were established in 1995.

For Kim, a long period of diplomacy probably seems appropriate and doable. For Trump? I occasionally speak of being part of the ‘Instant Gratification Generation,’ and sometimes it seems like President Trump is as well. Will that doom the summit to failure? The United States to a humiliating agreement? Or we still have a long diplomatic period ahead of us, decorated with the bombast of Trump?

HOTR: Natural Illumination

I’ve chosen to include poorly lit or out of focus pictures from our House On The Rock tour because much of HOTR was really poorly lit or, well, just a bit out of focus.. According to my Arts Editor, Jordan included many windows in his design, but their contact with his aesthetic sensibilities realities often, but not always, resulted in their being painted over. The result is an odd contrast between a murky indoors requiring concentrated peering, and a bright outdoors full of interesting landscapes.

Here we see a sleeping spot. I think. Note this is well-lit.

But this was just as dim as it looks.

This overhangs a valley with no apparent support.

HOTR: Collections

The most prominent theme of House On The Rock, at least for me, was collections. Alex Jordan appeared to be ready and willing to collect anything. Display techniques varied, from dioramas to automatons to addition & augmentation by his staff. And, occasionally, Alex chose the traditional items under glass approach.

Paperweights:

Signs:

Butterflies:

Beer steins:

And, of course, festively painted wagon wheels:

Word Of The Day

Hecatomb:

It is believed to be the oldest evidence of mass animal sacrifice, known as a hecatomb,, ever discovered. [“A Sanctuary’s Final Farewell,” Jason Urbanus, Archaeology (May/June 2018, print only)]

Embracing The Bad Guys, Ctd

With his loss in the Republican West Virginia primary for the Senate seat currently held by Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV), I thought Don Blankenship was finished with politics for this season, but it turns out I was wrong. From Politico:

West Virginia coal baron and former prisoner Don Blankenship announced on Monday that he plans to launch a long-shot third-party Senate bid after finishing a distant third in this month’s Republican primary.

Blankenship said he would run in the general election as the Constitution Party nominee. But he would need to overcome a “sore loser” law in West Virginia that prevents failed candidates in a main-party primary from refiling to run in the general election under another party’s banner.

Is Blankenship serious? A third place finish suggests those he thought were his natural constituency have rejected him, and his conviction on misdemeanor charges of conspiring to run his mine without regard to safety regulations, resulting in the deaths of 23 miners, will alienate those for whom Big Government doesn’t cause immediate heavy sweating.

In fact, I’m left with two alternatives. Either Mr. Blankenship has such a monstrous ego that he thinks he can pull off a miracle, or this is all about political extortion. In the latter case, his eventual goal is currently unclear. Perhaps a position in the RNC? A senior position in the local GOP?

The latter alternative seems the most likely. Keep an eye out for the ascent of Mr. Blankenship to a senior position. And possibly, a few months later, his sudden fall from grace as some sort of scandal comes to light.

And then question will be whether it’s a real scandal, or something engineered by the GOP extremist establishment.

Testing The Leaders

Have you ever wondered about assessments of China’s approach to war? If so, this article by Dr. Oriana Skylar Mastro on Lawfare might be of interest:

I found Beijing had three tendencies that hindered timely war resolution. First, in terms of wartime diplomacy, China was willing to open communication channels in the initial stages of conflict only with weaker parties. Otherwise, China cut off communications and delayed talking until it had demonstrated sufficient toughness through fighting. This, in turn, can result in a longer war than necessary. The second tendency concerns China’s approach to escalation—China consistently exhibited confidence, especially in the initial stages, that heavy escalation would ensure a short conflict that ended on China’s terms. This discourages Chinese leaders from considering de-escalation strategies, which may result in wars fought at a higher level of violence than would be the case otherwise. Last, with respect to mediation, China did approach third parties, which theoretically could have been beneficial. However, because China specifically involved them to pressure the adversary on China’s behalf and not to act as genuine mediators, the Chinese internationalization of disputes did not lead to swift resolution. Given that outside intervention is most effective when all parties are seriously committed to mediation, this trend to leverage third parties only to pressure China’s enemies is potentially problematic In short, China’s approach to diplomacy, escalation, and mediation created obstacles to conflict resolution.

However, China is not the same country it was when it fought its previous wars. There are three specific changes that may change Chinese war termination behavior. First, the Chinese military is significantly more capable with respect to other regional actors, which could plausibly affect its diplomatic posture. Second, the Party has less control over domestic public opinion in potential conflicts than it did in the Mao and Deng eras, which could plausibly affect its willingness to escalate conflicts. And third, China is now more economically and politically integrated into the international order, which could plausibly affect its approach to third-party involvement. I conducted a closer look at these changes in a recent article and found these three changes are likely to magnify rather than dampen China’s problematic war termination tendencies.

Assessments of this sort can never be made out of context, and with the assumption of the Presidency by Donald Trump, the context has changed. I suspect we’ve been seeing more aggression out of China purely to test President Trump, and since they continue to be quite aggressive, I think they’ve found someone who they can push around. Steve Benen summed up Trump’s behavior with respect to China today:

Worse, the larger pattern puts the White House in an especially unflattering light. Trump, eager to appear “tough,” said after his election that he was prepared to walk away from our “One China” policy. Chinese officials weren’t pleased, and Trump quickly backed down.

The American president also vowed to label China a currency manipulator, right before he retreatedon this, too.

The Trump administration was cracking down on ZTE after it did business with Iran and North Korea, lied about it, and created a domestic security threat. After stating his concerns for Chinese jobs, Trump backed down on this, too.

I wonder just how much we have to lose with incompetency in charge.

Is Private Justice Just?, Ctd

In a 5-4 decision, SCOTUS has decided to reject one –

OK, OK. I’m no lawyer, nor a Constitutional scholar. I apply common-sense to the law and, I suspect, I come off all wet. Still, this decision annoys me, because it’s part and parcel of the trend towards privatizing justice. Maybe everyone else is making the same point, I haven’t been out reading. But here it is.

– of its precedents, namely the idea that Separate But Equal is a sham. WaPo, among many, has a report on the case:

An ideologically divided Supreme Court ruled Monday that companies may require workers to settle employment disputes through individual arbitration rather than joining to press their complaints, a decision affecting as many as 25 million workers.

The court’s conservative majority said that the 5-to-4 ruling was a logical reading of federal law, and Congress’s preference for using arbitration to avoid costly and time-consuming litigation.

But the decision, involving a wage dispute, was roundly criticized on the left, and advocates said it could make it harder to press other workplace complaints such as discrimination and sexual harassment. …

The combined cases are EPIC Systems Corp. v. Lewis, Ernst & Young v. Morris and NLRB v. Murphy Oil.

Is arbitration a public or private service? It’s private, far as I understand it – and that necessarily renders it an unequal service, for such providers will not, maybe even cannot coordinate in order to find some way to provide equal services.

And that means injustice.

The heart of Brown v Board of Education is that separate facilities cannot hope to provide equal services, especially in an atmosphere of racism. While racism is not relevant to these cases, the same reasoning must apply – or the five justices who formed the majority must explain exactly how mediation service providers hope to provide equivalent services.

The privatization of justice, as we’re seeing here, has two facets.

First, the prioritization of corporate profits over public justice places the important priority of public justice far down the scale from where it should be. From humans to at least dogs, there’s an instinctive recognition of justice – and, yes, dogs do have a rough recognition of when they’re treated unfairly. Humans feel it keenly and resent it keenly.

And injustice alienates the victims from the perpetrators. That’s fine when it’s personal, when it’s some member of government who can be removed and replaced. It’s far more grave when it becomes a settled tenet of law. In fact, it’s a testament of a Court far too concerned with picayune details.

Second, by forcing justice into the private sector, it now becomes subject to the forces natural to that sector. We’ve discussed the mistake of migrating processes from one social sector into another, and this is an analogous mistake. The goal of just decisions will become twisted by the private sector goal of profits. Gradually, the pay of mediators will drop. Their support funds will be “optimized.” Experienced mediators, who may render good opinions initially, will quit in disgust. Their replacements? Inexperienced and biased, perhaps operating on non-mainstream social theories (or, to use technical jargon, they’re damned kooks!).

The results? Nothing too seriously, initially. Some people will be treated unjustly, but with unions in disrepute and the social community in continual flux, no one will organize the mass walkouts required to force firms to remove such noxious clauses from employment contracts.

But remember your history? The cause of the American Revolution wasn’t that minor tax on tea. The cause of the Revolution was the perception that the colonialists were treated unjustly by the English crown. This, too, will be perceived as an injustice – and, if the trend continues, we’ll see another revolution.

Hopefully, it’ll just result in kicking out the clowns who allowed this to happen and the passing of a law that obviates this ruling, and nothing more severe – like riots.

HOTR: The Carousel, Ctd

Due to poor organization skills on my part, I missed a couple of carousel-related pics, which I now own up to. The first is another view of the carousel:

Did I mention it was whirling about, and this was a smartphone camera? The second is a slightly out of focus capture of the carousel horses, barred from their rightful positions on the carousel and relegated to the wall opposite. For some reason, Jordan has them guarded by what appears to be angels.

He gets his mythologies a little confused, I fear.

 

Word Of The Day

Etiolation:

Etiolation /tiəˈlʃən/ is a process in flowering plants grown in partial or complete absence of light. It is characterized by long, weak stems; smaller leaves due to longer internodes; and a pale yellow color (chlorosis). The development of seedlings in the dark is known as “skotomorphogenesis” and leads to etiolated seedlings. [Wikipedia]

Noted in the third part of the tripartite column, “‘‘The Weight of This Sad Time’,” Andrew Sullivan, New York:

There is no music. There is no comic relief. There is instead a picture of an etiolated Christianity, a ghost of faith, kept alive only through the lies of the Prosperity Gospel or the cheap techniques of entertainment disguised as spirituality.

An interesting usage.

The Height Advantage

From Archaeology (May/June 2018):

According to some ancient sources, the Greco-Roman priests of Hierapolis would lead sacrificial animals toward the city’s purported gate to the underworld, where the beasts would suddenly collapse and die. A recent study has finally revealed the truth behind this 2,000-year-old mystery. “Pluto’s Gate” is actually built atop a fault that emits carbon dioxide. Because it is heavier than air, the gas collects in higher concentrations closer to the ground. The priests were tall enough to avoid toxic levels of the gas, but the animals were not so fortunate.

HOTR: Musical Instruments

One of the more varied collections at House On The Rock was the collection of musical instruments, which came in two categories: those which were animated, and those that were not.

Here we have the control panel of an organ, an organ which had immense pipes:

The balance of the musical instruments were considerably less conventional than the organ. They often consisted of instruments that had been automated by Jordan and his staff, and they still play. None of them were amazing, except in the sense of a flying pig, but that was half the fun.

There appears to be part of a guitar encased in this concoction, looking as if it’s been taken over by some alien machinery.

Admittedly, the bells were probably unmodified.

There were a number of pianos throughout the House, but I don’t recall if this particular one had been modified to be a player piano.

This is a monstrous musical contraption, allegedly mobile. I’d rather not describe it further, lest it populate my nightmares.

Another couple of shots of the organ control panel.

And the orchestra plays on!

Here’s Why They’re Hard To Take Seriously

On The Resurgent Marc Giller tries to slyly slip in some historical revisionism while commenting on Glenn Beck’s apparent about-face concerning President Trump:

On the other hand, the manner in which the mainstream media covers the Trump administration has become so corrupt, so dishonest, so egregiously terrible, standing in solidarity with them against Trump has become unthinkable. Yes, Beck still believes that Trump can be bad—but the sanctimonious reporters who have made it their mission to bring him down are infinitely worse, not to mention more dangerous. That’s because a healthy republic depends upon citizens getting honest information, which is next to impossible when the media tasked with holding the government accountable pumps out propaganda instead of news.

Beck also recognizes that Trump has done some real good for the country. His economic policies of deregulation and tax cuts have reignited an economy that remained moribund under Barack Obama for seven years—and that translates to real relief for Americans who had suffered for too long under stagnant wages, high unemployment and despair for the future. For the media to overlook these important accomplishments while relentlessly focusing on Stormy Daniels, Russian collusion and every other specious claim in the hopes that it damages Trump has only damaged their own credibility.

I was somewhat interested in his comments in the first paragraph concerning corruption in the media, since it’s always important to proctor the media which brings us the news. But his remarks concerning the economy under President Obama eviscerates his credibility. The numbers are out there for all to see: strong recovery from high unemployment numbers and the Great Recession, and, if it matters, the stock market back on track. He does try to dance around these crevasses in his argument by suggesting it was only seven years, not eight, but his is a fool’s errand. I’ve read the numbers and the arguments over there, and lived those eight years. While some Americans have undoubtedly had a bad time of it, most of us have recovered from the Recession and prospered.

And, therefore, I cannot take anything else he says all that seriously, either. Again, according to the numbers, there’s been no economic recovery or acceleration under President Trump, we’re just cruising along because Trump has been mostly impotent. The early gains by the market under his Administration have been followed by a retreat. The market was undoubtedly excited by deregulation, but appalled by the trade war rumors. As with Obama, the market is a mediocre indicator of economic health; more importantly, the market is focused on making money, not on the overall health of the nation. Conservatives may use their reservoir of spittle on the “evil” of regulation, but this is reflective of the view of pro-business forces. Generally, business does not concern itself with the health of the nation, which is more properly the purview of government. But it would be helpful if conservative pundits widened their viewpoint to consider that there is a tradeoff between corporate profits and, say, clean water – the latter being more crucial to national health than those corporate profits.

But it’s passages such as Giller’s which makes it difficult to take their arguments seriously, and that’s unfortunate, because I’m sure a more honest conservative would have important contributions to make to the national conversation. If he had suggested Obama blundered on North Korea, or for not prosecuting war criminals in the previous Administration, or for not pursuing corporate criminals more aggressively, I could take him seriously – but he chose to play to his base.

It’s too bad. We need those voices from all honest viewpoints if we’re going to make this American experiment succeed – and not founder on the rocks of divisiveness and greed.

Word Of The Day

Calumny:

  1. : a misrepresentation intended to harm another’s reputation • denounced his opponent for his defamatory insinuations and calumny
  2. : the act of uttering false charges or misrepresentations maliciously calculated to harm another’s reputation • He was the target of calumny for his unpopular beliefs.

[Merriam-Webster]

Noted in “Chile’s bishops offer to resign en masse over sex-abuse coverup,” Jorge Poblete, The Los Angeles Times:

In his five years as pontiff, Francis has been praised for his attention to social issues and the poor but accused of failing to punish clergy who abused children. Such criticisms intensified during the pope’s visit to Chile in January, when he labeled the accusations against Barros as “calumny.”

The pope’s words were widely criticized, even by Cardinal Sean O’Malley of Boston, a key Vatican advisor on clergy abuse.

Francis later apologized and asked Scicluna to investigate the matter. The pontiff also had emotionally charged meetings with three men who said they were abused by Karadima. Those meetings prompted him to write a letter to the Chilean bishops last month, saying that he felt “pain and shame” over the men’s accounts and that he wanted to “apologize to all those I have offended.”

Should Charities Manipulate Donors?

Maybe I’m being uncharitable in my judgments, but, seeing as this is the month I do charitable giving, I’ve been messing about with websites, trying to give charities my money.

And now I’ve run across a second website which makes it difficult to give the amount of money I want to give. The first, which I suspect was the ACLU, simply gave me a list of radio buttons with amounts, with no opportunity to give a custom amount. Baffled, I believe I just gave them nothing.

Now I’ve encountered the second site, which is aspca.org. It had a custom amount field, which I tried to use, but was rejected with the message that I had to select the “Other” radio button in order to use the custom field. Ummmm…. where is this “other” button to which you refer, sirs?

I suspect it’s just a sly way to manipulate you into giving more money.

So I tried again, and now it says it’s trying to process my donation of the radio button that was selected (I selected one for less money than I was intending), despite using the custom field. Desperate, isn’t it? But I think I buggered it by forgetting to put in my CVV and proper date on the credit card. Now it’s apparently in a sit ‘n spin forever loop. Deserves it.

Or am I just being crabby?

HOTR: Circus

One of the passions of Alex Jordan, the builder of House On The Rock, was the circus, and he had a respectably sized collection of circus models, as I inadequately photographed here. Sadly, some of the shots are a little out of focus, as there wasn’t time to take great care with the camera. In a sense, that reflects our entire experience at HOTR. There is so much stuff that we began to lose focus and become a little bleary.

Complete with the circus train!

And, finally, a full sized diorama shot of showwoman and elephant.

It Can’t Climb Walls, Either, But That Won’t Stop It, Ctd

A reader reacts to National Security Advisor John Bolton’s influence:

Why the hell does John Bolton have so much influence and/or power to cause so much mayhem in so many different agencies?

Because he looks the part of a national security advisor, and his views are what President Trump would expect of such a person on TV. Television is Trump’s world, defining its possibilities and its restrictions. He doesn’t seem to be able to think much beyond it, in fact.

Confusing Corporate And Public

I had to laugh – if in horror – at Eugene Volokh’s “final thoughts” (in reality, a defense) for his proposal to rid the U.S. Constitution of part of Article II, Section I.  The passage sets forth the qualifications for President to include, among other things, being a natural born citizen:

  1. Anomalous Article II: If you were running a public company in the United States today, would you limit the CEO position to natural-born citizens? Be honest. Consider, too, whether POTUS is so distinct as to merit different treatment not only from how an American public company would define CEO eligibility but also from how the U.S. Constitution defines eligibility to be a federal lawmaker or life-tenured federal judge.

Note the use of the Be honest intercession – this elides the central question by quickly pushing beyond it. That question? Why consider this analogy? As we discussed at some length on this blog, there are fundamental differences between the various sectors of society. Here we run across one which I haven’t discussed, which has to do with the fundamental loyalties of humans.

Eugene is talking about two distinct categories of entities in his proposal: nations and corporations. Let’s briefly look at each from a historical perspective with respect to the loyalties we expect from them and their motivations.

Nations: A nation is an extension, through several steps, of the primeval family unit. I use the word primeval not for rhetorical effect, but because it is an instinctual behavior of the normal human being to have a fundamental loyalty to that unit; an instinct no doubt fostered by the relative safety offered by the family unit[1]. Since those prehistoric days, we have discovered that, by expanding our “loyalty circle”, we enhance our safety. This is not an unlimited, linear progression, of course. As one circle impacts another and competes with limited resources, individual safety may be impacted.

But, skipping over that complex subject, we progress from family to villages to towns, cities, regions, and on to Nations. Interestingly, those intervening steps do not always retain loyalties.  Some folks never move away from their villages or towns, but as Lafayette noted, some have restless feet and never really put down roots. But once we reach the level of nations, people’s loyalties often become more steadfast. Ingrained. They see, from their often limited perspective, the advantages being a member of their nation; they are subject to the threats, real or not, of other nations, and seek safety in their own, offering loyalty in return.

But, more importantly, the nation is often an embodiment of a religious or ethnic mythology. As Americans, we have a certain mythology, originating in and used to justify various wars as well as the conquering of the American West.  But given our heterogenous nature with regard to religion, we rarely conflate being American with any particular religion[2]. Our mixed ethnicity hardly even needs be noted, although certain emigré communities have attained notoriety in American culture: the Irish of Boston, the Poles of Chicago, the Norwegians of Minnesota. The point is that our experience with the mixing of national pride with ethnic and/or religious mythologies is meager.

And, I suggest, that mythology, regardless of origin, asserts an influence over the attitudes, judgments and actions of those born under it. Rationality recedes; loyalty comes to the fore. Throw in a tradition of self-sacrifice, which is often a worthy element of religious traditions, and you have a recipe for the effective mole.

For those unfamiliar with the term, a “mole” in this context is a person who joins some organization, professes loyalty, and remains with an organization for an often substantial period of time acting as an effective member, but waiting for a signal from another organization to engage in an act deleterious to the first organization. The time period in which they act in the interests of the first organization gradually immunizes them from suspicion and detection, so when they strike, they are still unsuspected. The more their faux loyalty has resulted in elevation within the organization, so much the greater is the damage they can inflict. Intelligence communities spend many hours worrying about such creatures, having been victimized over time.

Eugene’s proposal is a perfect opening for moles.

Corporations: A corporation is an organization created in order to supply  goods or services in hopes of scoring a profit in the transaction. The CEO is the person in charge of the strategy of the corporation, often in conjunction with a corporate board.

Do corporations inspire an instinctive loyalty? Some might argue they do. I grew up in a period of flux in which the corporations’ reputation as life-long employers became ragged. I recall my own father’s emotional distress as his employer, Sperry, became less an institution worthy of loyalty, and more an institution that was a member of a culture of mercenary necessity, ready to lay off employees or sell off divisions as thought necessary to preserve the bottom line, paying off the loyalty of their employees with little more than cold cash. For some, this was appropriate, but for others, the culture — that sense of community and belonging — was broken, rendering the corporate community little more than a cash extraction mechanism.

And that’s my point. If the corporate culture engendered instinctive loyalty, how often would we see the movement of a person from a CEO position at one company to the CEO position at another? Never. But, in fact, in the real world we do see that phenomenon, and it’s not even an unusual move. Do we see this in the public sphere? No doubt, there have been a few instances, mostly involving peaceful annexations, but, in general, no. Heads of government do not move from one country to the next. The question of ultimate loyalties is paramount.

This lack of instinctive loyalty to one’s corporation is, in fact, sensible. Few of them provide what I would call true essentials: food, water, safety, health. Most corporations exist to provide chairs, tables, cars, a vast host of things we think are essential, but aren’t. The benefits of corporate culture can be obtained from the culture we live in. Corporations are simply a convenient, and some would argue best, way to provide the goods with which we enhance our lives. It is, in fact, unlikely that a CEO will move to another corporation with the goal of destabilizing that corporation in favor of his former employer, because that instinctive loyalty simply doesn’t exist. Their motivation is uncolored by ethnic or religious mythologies in most instances. It’s often motivated by compensation, although some individuals have higher motivations.

Eugene’s implicit suggestion that there’s a viable analogy is dubious at best, as I think we can see now, but I think one more element needs to be examined to understand why his analogy is completely inappropriate, and that is the question of governance.

The selection of our method of governance was made by the Founding Fathers years ago, but that doesn’t really reduce one of the most difficult questions human societies face: how, in the face of human greed and fallibility, do we govern our public organizations? For this discussion, I mean nations. The Founders provided a framework designed to mitigate the bad actions inherent in our selfish natures, but I’ll skip any digressions on the nature and efficacy of this framework[3]. Within that framework, though, we have to select leaders, and this may be the most difficult question for the Nation as a whole to solve.

Voting is our current method of selection, and while it has its advantages, it also has its disadvantages in that it expects a substantial fraction of the electorate to responsibly investigate the competency and character of the candidates. This is a difficult thing to do. I shan’t belabor the point, but merely point out that much of our judgment must come from secondary or tertiary sources.

How does the Article II clause play into this? By removing the question of a foreign loyalty bound by foreign mythologies, it slightly simplifies the task of judging a candidate. It’s not impossible that a candidate has been previously subverted, a concern that was noted during the JFK candidacy by the rumors that Kennedy, the first Catholic President, might be controlled by the Vatican. While dismissed as religious bigotry, it is symbolic of the fundamental concern of loyalty to the Nation. But such subversions are far more likely to be detected and publicized, even prosecuted.

Keep in mind, in the selection of the governors, just as with governance itself, certainty is a very scant quantity. We must deal in probabilities and work from a disinterested perspective, self-aware of our flaws and eccentricities.

Eugene asks “… whether POTUS is so distinct as to merit different treatment … from how the U.S. Constitution defines eligibility to be a federal lawmaker or life-tenured federal judge.” The President is an unique position with the Federal government, and while, during the current fiasco of an Administration, the role’s limitations have been brought into sharp relief, the fact remains that the Presidency also has powers unavailable to the rest of the Federal government, and they are under the control of one person.

Consider the lawmakers: do they operate in a vacuum, making laws without regard for others? No. In fact, the lawmakers must persuade their colleagues as to the wisdom of the laws they propose[4], and those laws must satisfy those limitations imposed by the U. S. Constitution, as amended.

Who interprets the Constitution and the law? Eugene’s federal judge. None of those operate in a vacuum, either, as there are courts of appeal used to correct the improper interpretation, and the final court of appeal is composed of a collection of judges whom we hope excel in their chosen field.

But the occupant of the Presidential role need not persuade others of the wisdom of his actions, insofar as those actions are those preordained to be licit, he need merely take action. The president does not make law, but only implements it. The president chooses nominees for non-elective executive positions, but even if they are rejected by the Senate, the Senate has no power of selection, but only that of confirmation or rejection. Today, the President can make War in all but name.

Yes, the Presidency is a very special position, which is why it must be renewed every few years. It can be an enormous force for positive – or it can do enormous damage to the polity, even if it is tempered by a competent Legislature.

Collectively, this is why Eugene’s defense of his proposal is flawed.

Finally, during composition of this post one more thought came to mind. The United States is a polity of 300+ million people, of which the overwhelming majority satisfy, or will satisfy, the requirements of the Presidency. If a nation of this size must import an individual to be a President, if we cannot generate an individual of more than satisfactory competency, then what does that say about American culture? Here I don’t address the problematic question of “best President,” because we don’t need that. We cannot need that, because we cannot agree on the meaning of that phrase. But we need to be able to agree that someone is competent to execute the post in a disinterested manner. We know that the government’s responsibility is dispersed through a number of positions, such as the President’s Cabinet, who may report to him but may also examine him as well. He is neither King nor Autocrat, but rather a central role in a decentralized government. He needn’t be best, as we cannot even agree on what this means; he merely need be good enough.

Yeah, stop laughing. I know we can’t define that, either.



1I think American law recognizes this instinctual and overriding loyalty by exempting the testimony of spouses against each other. Or is this just TV law?

2As a matter of dreary certitude, it should be noted that the truth of this observation is to the frustration of certain American religious leaders who are eager to illicitly co-opt American strength to their own religious causes. As an agnostic, I remain appalled at their ignorance of American law and tradition – or their deceit. Take your pick.

3Especially as the answer to the efficacy question remains in the future and will be inversely measured by the damage done by our current Administration.

4Obviously, during the current trend of using “team politics,” this requirement has been somewhat obviated.