Shark Dentistry: Does It Have A Future?
This is a Public Service Announcement.
DO not, I repeat NOT, attempt to do shots each time someone dies in Avalanche Sharks (2014), you will wind up at the ER with alcohol poisoning – or possibly choking, in a most serious manner, on the alcohol as you gasp with laughter at each attack.
ADDITIONALLY, if you are deathly allergic to thoughts of misanthropy, do not attempt to view this movie. Once we had ascertained there was no themes, no acting, no sympathetic characters (ok, there was one or two, but I wanted to keep the rhythms of the sentence going), the most nebulous of story-tellling, and wretched special-effects, we began cheering the sharks on, pumping our fists at each successful attack. If you have a sore shoulder, you should also view this movie only with great caution.
YOU may be prone to nightmares after watching this movie, but only because you’ll want those two hours back. Desperately.
