In view of this Steve Benen piece on how Trump plans to distance himself from his business empire:
Postscript: In the final moments of the press conference, Trump said his sons will run his business operation, “I hope at the end of eight years, I’ll come back and say, oh, you did a good job. Otherwise, if they do a bad job, I’ll say, ‘You’re fired.’”
I’d like to propose that all reporters covering a Trump press conference be issued a kazoo. It is to be used anytime Trump says something ridiculous.
Wireless headphones may also be necessary. The headphones would convey the content of the press conference, but preserve the reporters’ ears from damage caused by the incessant kazooing.
