{"id":9975,"date":"2017-06-21T14:17:35","date_gmt":"2017-06-21T19:17:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=9975"},"modified":"2017-06-21T14:17:35","modified_gmt":"2017-06-21T19:17:35","slug":"this-strawberry-needs-an-exorcism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2017\/06\/21\/this-strawberry-needs-an-exorcism\/","title":{"rendered":"This Strawberry Needs An Exorcism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or should this be plural?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170957c.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9989\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170957c.jpg?resize=800%2C785&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"785\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170957c.jpg?w=1080&amp;ssl=1 1080w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170957c.jpg?resize=300%2C294&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170957c.jpg?resize=768%2C754&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170957c.jpg?resize=1024%2C1005&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170957c.jpg?resize=153%2C150&amp;ssl=1 153w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170957c.jpg?resize=150%2C147&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170958.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9990\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170958.jpg?resize=800%2C910&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"910\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170958.jpg?w=890&amp;ssl=1 890w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170958.jpg?resize=264%2C300&amp;ssl=1 264w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170958.jpg?resize=768%2C873&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170958.jpg?resize=132%2C150&amp;ssl=1 132w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170957.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9991\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170957.jpg?resize=800%2C678&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"678\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170957.jpg?w=928&amp;ssl=1 928w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170957.jpg?resize=300%2C254&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170957.jpg?resize=768%2C650&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170957.jpg?resize=177%2C150&amp;ssl=1 177w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/0621170957.jpg?resize=150%2C127&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But who&#8217;s in the pulpit? Why, Reverend Jack, I believe.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/CAM01133.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9977\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/CAM01133.jpg?resize=800%2C1144&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"1144\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/CAM01133.jpg?w=1276&amp;ssl=1 1276w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/CAM01133.jpg?resize=210%2C300&amp;ssl=1 210w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/CAM01133.jpg?resize=768%2C1098&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/CAM01133.jpg?resize=716%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 716w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/CAM01133.jpg?resize=105%2C150&amp;ssl=1 105w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or should this be plural? But who&#8217;s in the pulpit? Why, Reverend Jack, I believe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9975"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9992,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9975\/revisions\/9992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}