{"id":5820,"date":"2016-10-11T17:16:38","date_gmt":"2016-10-11T22:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=5820"},"modified":"2016-10-11T17:16:38","modified_gmt":"2016-10-11T22:16:38","slug":"careful-what-you-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2016\/10\/11\/careful-what-you-see\/","title":{"rendered":"Careful What You See"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I received this video in my email:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.carbontv.com\/cams\/carbontv-eagle-cam\/bigfoot-sighting-on-live-eagle-cam\/\">http:\/\/www.carbontv.com\/cams\/carbontv-eagle-cam\/bigfoot-sighting-on-live-eagle-cam\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t want to watch it, it shows an extremely blurry biped on an EagleCam in Michigan. Which convinces me, using an impeccable chain of reasoning, that when Bigfoot shows up in a Chicago taxi, he&#8217;ll be blurry and out of focus.<\/p>\n<p>Much as when famed cryptozoologist Gary Larson captured an image of <em><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Loch_Ness_Monster\" target=\"_blank\">Nessie<\/a><\/em> in a taxi.<\/p>\n<p>The gold standard is an indisputable body, living or dead. Everything else is just titillating hoaxes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I received this video in my email: http:\/\/www.carbontv.com\/cams\/carbontv-eagle-cam\/bigfoot-sighting-on-live-eagle-cam\/ If you don&#8217;t want to watch it, it shows an extremely blurry biped on an EagleCam in Michigan. Which convinces me, using an impeccable chain of reasoning, that when Bigfoot shows up in a Chicago taxi, he&#8217;ll be blurry and out of \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2016\/10\/11\/careful-what-you-see\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5820"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5821,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5820\/revisions\/5821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}