{"id":5667,"date":"2016-10-06T16:36:07","date_gmt":"2016-10-06T21:36:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=5667"},"modified":"2016-10-06T16:36:29","modified_gmt":"2016-10-06T21:36:29","slug":"computer-nerd-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2016\/10\/06\/computer-nerd-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Computer Nerd Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From a reader&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2 class=\"ah__subtitle\">HOW TO SAVE THE PRINCESS IN 8 PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES<\/h2>\n<p>You need to rescue the princess with code &#8211; but sometimes your code doesn&#8217;t work and the princess is a dragon and you&#8217;re a fish.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to programming<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/toggl.com\/programming-princess\">https:\/\/toggl.com\/programming-princess<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I particularly enjoyed the PHP critique.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From a reader&#8230; HOW TO SAVE THE PRINCESS IN 8 PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES You need to rescue the princess with code &#8211; but sometimes your code doesn&#8217;t work and the princess is a dragon and you&#8217;re a fish. Welcome to programming https:\/\/toggl.com\/programming-princess I particularly enjoyed the PHP critique.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5667"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5669,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5667\/revisions\/5669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}