This one’s self-explanatory. I mean, more or less; what this guy was thinking, I don’t know.<\/p>\n
\u201cI wanted to say, Mr President, for the last 10 years, you kept this country more safe than any other president, ever,\u201d [Joe] Mitchell [, Republican candidate for the House seat representing Iowa’s 2nd district, ] said at the rally, The Independent reported. \u201cAnd they\u2019ve never given you the Nobel Peace Prize, by the way, which is a disgrace.\u201d<\/p>\n
With that, Mitchell produced a certificate encased in a gold frame. \u201cSo, what I came up with, Mr President, is the new award,\u201d the candidate added. \u201cIt\u2019s called the \u2018Man of the Century Award.\u2019 \u201d<\/p>\n
As Mitchell urged the \u201cartificial media\u201d to get a good shot of the certificate, he claimed Trump \u201chas more for humanity and for America than any other president ever.\u201d [People<\/strong><\/a>]<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Will Mitchell ever live this down?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This one’s self-explanatory. I mean, more or less; what this guy was thinking, I don’t know. \u201cI wanted to say, Mr President, for the last 10 years, you kept this country more safe than any other president, ever,\u201d [Joe] Mitchell [, Republican candidate for the House seat representing Iowa’s 2nd \u2026 Continue reading