{"id":45599,"date":"2026-08-28T10:07:40","date_gmt":"2026-08-28T15:07:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=45599"},"modified":"2026-08-28T10:07:40","modified_gmt":"2026-08-28T15:07:40","slug":"yeah-thats-the-smallest-ctd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2026\/08\/28\/yeah-thats-the-smallest-ctd\/","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, That\u2019s The Smallest, Ctd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/PXL_20260705_145353949-scaled.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-45602 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/PXL_20260705_145353949-scaled.jpg?resize=176%2C235&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"176\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/PXL_20260705_145353949-scaled.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/PXL_20260705_145353949-scaled.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/PXL_20260705_145353949-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/PXL_20260705_145353949-scaled.jpg?resize=1152%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/PXL_20260705_145353949-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/PXL_20260705_145353949-scaled.jpg?resize=113%2C150&amp;ssl=1 113w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/PXL_20260705_145353949-scaled.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 176px) 100vw, 176px\" \/><\/a>As expected, President Trump has engaged in another fruitless act of tomfoolery and signed an Executive Order <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/jamescdownie.bsky.social\/post\/3mu3fhte6zc2v\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">proclaiming<\/a> the <a href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2026\/08\/25\/yeah-thats-the-smallest\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">smallest of the Great Lakes<\/a> of North America, Lake Ontario, to now be known as Lake America.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, most of the rest of the world just doesn&#8217;t give a shit. Not even the folks in Ontario, Canada.<\/p>\n<p>And <strong>MAGA&#8217;s<\/strong> spawn continues to cover itself in nettles and loathing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As expected, President Trump has engaged in another fruitless act of tomfoolery and signed an Executive Order proclaiming the smallest of the Great Lakes of North America, Lake Ontario, to now be known as Lake America. In other news, most of the rest of the world just doesn&#8217;t give a \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2026\/08\/28\/yeah-thats-the-smallest-ctd\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45599"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45603,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45599\/revisions\/45603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}