{"id":45571,"date":"2026-08-25T11:21:50","date_gmt":"2026-08-25T16:21:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=45571"},"modified":"2026-08-25T11:21:50","modified_gmt":"2026-08-25T16:21:50","slug":"yeah-thats-the-smallest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2026\/08\/25\/yeah-thats-the-smallest\/","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, That&#8217;s The Smallest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s like watching an arrogant child spit at a charging lion, convinced it&#8217;ll save him from the lion:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don\u2019t expect to be doing much business with Ontario any longer. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP<em> [<a href=\"https:\/\/truthsocial.com\/@realDonaldTrump\/posts\/117155789874645152\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Truth Social<\/strong><\/a>]<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And he thinks we&#8217;ll be putting our name on the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.worldatlas.com\/lakes\/the-great-lakes-ranked-by-size.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">smallest<\/a> of the <strong>Great Lakes<\/strong>, too. Nothing like reinforcing the laughs at the clown show. No offense to the clown community, of course.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s like watching an arrogant child spit at a charging lion, convinced it&#8217;ll save him from the lion: The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don\u2019t expect to be doing much business with Ontario any longer. Thank \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2026\/08\/25\/yeah-thats-the-smallest\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45571"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45572,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45571\/revisions\/45572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}