{"id":44639,"date":"2026-05-31T11:19:30","date_gmt":"2026-05-31T16:19:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=44639"},"modified":"2026-05-31T11:19:30","modified_gmt":"2026-05-31T16:19:30","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-943","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2026\/05\/31\/belated-movie-reviews-943\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/vampire-zombies-from-space.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-44641 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/vampire-zombies-from-space.jpg?resize=423%2C533&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"423\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/vampire-zombies-from-space.jpg?w=1500&amp;ssl=1 1500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/vampire-zombies-from-space.jpg?resize=238%2C300&amp;ssl=1 238w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/vampire-zombies-from-space.jpg?resize=813%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 813w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/vampire-zombies-from-space.jpg?resize=768%2C968&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/vampire-zombies-from-space.jpg?resize=1219%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1219w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/vampire-zombies-from-space.jpg?resize=119%2C150&amp;ssl=1 119w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 423px) 100vw, 423px\" \/><\/a>Today, a rarity in the <em>Belated Movie Reviews<\/em> series: a movie I couldn&#8217;t finish. <em><strong>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Vampire_Zombies..._from_Space!\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Vampire Zombies &#8230;from Space!<\/a><\/strong><\/em> (2024) chews the scenery, glimpses the strings holding up the cheesy alien spaceships, fuses classic vampires with <em><strong>Star Wars<\/strong><\/em> and alien invasion tropes, adds in annoying pouty teenager characters, manufactures dead bodies way too quickly, and &#8230; thinks it&#8217;s funny.<\/p>\n<p>And, to be fair, for some people it will be.<\/p>\n<p>But not for me. After half an hour I could stomach it no longer.<\/p>\n<p>But I liked the rookie cop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, a rarity in the Belated Movie Reviews series: a movie I couldn&#8217;t finish. \u00a0Vampire Zombies &#8230;from Space! (2024) chews the scenery, glimpses the strings holding up the cheesy alien spaceships, fuses classic vampires with Star Wars and alien invasion tropes, adds in annoying pouty teenager characters, manufactures dead bodies \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2026\/05\/31\/belated-movie-reviews-943\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44639"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44722,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44639\/revisions\/44722"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}