{"id":43414,"date":"2025-12-30T09:17:02","date_gmt":"2025-12-30T15:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=43414"},"modified":"2025-12-30T09:17:02","modified_gmt":"2025-12-30T15:17:02","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-921","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2025\/12\/30\/belated-movie-reviews-921\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Denise: Mob boss.<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n

Death on the Tyne<\/a><\/strong><\/em> (2018) is set on the ferry Tyne, I think it was, Newcastle to Amsterdam. Multiple dramas are occurring: a hen party, it’s the horny old Captain’s last cruise, his successor is engaged to the ship’s singer, and Draper’s Tours is shepherding a group of 55 assisted living residents to Amsterdam, while trying to propose marriage.<\/p>\n

Sadly, only three residents actually make the tour, as the rest, uh, maybe died?<\/p>\n

Oh, and the ferry’s mascot, Dippy the Dolphin<\/em>, is murdering random victims.<\/p>\n

Sounds silly? It is, it had my Arts Editor muttering.<\/p>\n

But it has a saving grace: the dialog is not stilted and tired. It reveals the often self-centered thoughts of those delivering it – and some of it is hilarious.<\/p>\n

Don’t get me wrong, you won’t recall this movie on your deathbed. I hope.<\/p>\n

But if you like biting dialog, this may be worth a look.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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