{"id":42835,"date":"2025-08-31T20:56:51","date_gmt":"2025-09-01T01:56:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=42835"},"modified":"2025-08-31T20:56:51","modified_gmt":"2025-09-01T01:56:51","slug":"current-movie-reviews-74","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2025\/08\/31\/current-movie-reviews-74\/","title":{"rendered":"Current? Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Yes, the magnitude of the bad breath is exponential to the number of people it’s killed. Frankly, its teeth should be rotting and her skull melting, it’s so bad. I mean, it might even be worse than mine after a night of snoring!<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n

Death of a Unicorn<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (2025). Cool name for a story, isn’t it? Yeah?<\/p>\n

Savor it. Because it’s the best part of this clunker. It starts right at the beginning, when I turned to my Arts Editor and said, “This feels like a paint-by-number movie.” The money-distracted divorced father, trying and failing to connect with the daughter. The disaffected daughter, alone among the crowd of … rich, yet money-besotted, family hosting them in the Canadian Rockies.<\/p>\n

And what happens when the divorced father, trying to win his daughter’s, doesn’t notice that, ummmmm, unicorn<\/em> standing in the middle of the road?<\/p>\n

Yes, this is all painfully predictable, outside, perhaps, of the set of chompers these magical beasties sport. Impressive in what should be herbivores. I mean, that is<\/em> a fermentation vat between their legs and not a meat grinder.<\/p>\n

But never mind. It’s terrible. The unicorns are sort of fun. But this wretched story is just not worth it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Death of a Unicorn (2025). Cool name for a story, isn’t it? Yeah? Savor it. Because it’s the best part of this clunker. It starts right at the beginning, when I turned to my Arts Editor and said, “This feels like a paint-by-number movie.” The money-distracted divorced father, trying and \u2026 Continue reading → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42835"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42883,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42835\/revisions\/42883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}