{"id":42788,"date":"2025-08-24T11:07:28","date_gmt":"2025-08-24T16:07:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=42788"},"modified":"2025-08-24T11:07:28","modified_gmt":"2025-08-24T16:07:28","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-903","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2025\/08\/24\/belated-movie-reviews-903\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I keep trying to get off the set of this movie and keep failing!<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n

The Librarian: Return to King Solomon’s Mines<\/b><\/i><\/a> (2006) is the sequel to The Librarian: Quest For The Spear<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (2004). The Librarian, now established in his job, must discover and safeguard a volume that may let its holder control time and space.<\/p>\n

Why we’re not all under the iron control of some previous owner of the volume is never made clear.<\/p>\n

After a clobber of his head and a theft, he discovers a noble thief, an archaeologist of flighty nature and more educated than he, and a guy with minions and a bloodthirsty urge to steal something the Librarian is carrying. From all this, we make it to said Mines and, ummmm, I suppose that was supposed to be a heartrending meet-up with the ghosts of various Librarian relatives.<\/p>\n

Maybe?<\/p>\n

It was all very silly, so very derivative of better stories without understanding what made them better, and quite unmemorable. I had to go look up the general plot, having seen the movie a month or so ago.<\/p>\n

It’s not worth wasting your time on this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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