{"id":42692,"date":"2025-07-29T09:30:49","date_gmt":"2025-07-29T14:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=42692"},"modified":"2025-07-29T09:30:49","modified_gmt":"2025-07-29T14:30:49","slug":"in-lieu-of-working-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2025\/07\/29\/in-lieu-of-working-eyes\/","title":{"rendered":"In Lieu Of Working Eyes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here, have a mushroom.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/PXL_20250726_181451358-scaled.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-42693\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/PXL_20250726_181451358-scaled.jpg?resize=800%2C475&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"475\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/PXL_20250726_181451358-scaled.jpg?w=2560&amp;ssl=1 2560w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/PXL_20250726_181451358-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C178&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/PXL_20250726_181451358-scaled.jpg?resize=1024%2C609&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/PXL_20250726_181451358-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C456&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/PXL_20250726_181451358-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C913&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/PXL_20250726_181451358-scaled.jpg?resize=2048%2C1217&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/PXL_20250726_181451358-scaled.jpg?resize=150%2C89&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/PXL_20250726_181451358-scaled.jpg?resize=250%2C150&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/PXL_20250726_181451358-scaled.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/PXL_20250726_181451358-scaled.jpg?w=2400&amp;ssl=1 2400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hand provided for scale. Or maybe it was free. Union rules are confusing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here, have a mushroom. Hand provided for scale. Or maybe it was free. Union rules are confusing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42692"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42694,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42692\/revisions\/42694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}