{"id":42505,"date":"2025-06-26T08:19:09","date_gmt":"2025-06-26T13:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=42505"},"modified":"2025-06-26T08:19:09","modified_gmt":"2025-06-26T13:19:09","slug":"how-to-write-a-shocking-article","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2025\/06\/26\/how-to-write-a-shocking-article\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Write A Shocking Article"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Step 1: Make up a title that has little to do with reality.<\/p>\n<p>Look, this <em><strong>CNN<\/strong><\/em> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2025\/06\/25\/middleeast\/myth-of-irans-invincibility-broken-intl\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">paywalled article<\/a>, which means I haven&#8217;t read it, not being a subscriber, is entitled<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>The myth of Iran\u2019s invincibility has been broken, and the fallout could be far-reaching<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Maybe some Iranian provincials, with little access to the world, harbored that belief &#8211; but they won&#8217;t be reading <em><strong>CNN<\/strong><\/em>. Everyone else knows Iran has strengths, weaknesses, and elements that function as both.<\/p>\n<p>So why the bizarre title?<\/p>\n<p>Because that&#8217;s how one garners clicks.<\/p>\n<p>And I view it as offensive and misleading &#8211; even as I clicked on the damn article to see which delusion the author may suffer from. (It wasn&#8217;t marked as Subscriber-only material.)<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, sorry. I&#8217;m feeling cranky this morning. Even <em><strong>NewScientist<\/strong><\/em> is making me cranky. I&#8217;ll have to write that up, but maybe for tomorrow. Today, I&#8217;m crabby about the importance of honesty in communications in an article I haven&#8217;t even read. That may fling poo over my purported earnest nature, maybe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Step 1: Make up a title that has little to do with reality. Look, this CNN paywalled article, which means I haven&#8217;t read it, not being a subscriber, is entitled The myth of Iran\u2019s invincibility has been broken, and the fallout could be far-reaching Maybe some Iranian provincials, with little \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2025\/06\/26\/how-to-write-a-shocking-article\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42505"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42506,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42505\/revisions\/42506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}