{"id":42372,"date":"2025-06-02T09:16:32","date_gmt":"2025-06-02T14:16:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=42372"},"modified":"2025-06-02T09:16:32","modified_gmt":"2025-06-02T14:16:32","slug":"why-there-are-no-athenian-time-travelers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2025\/06\/02\/why-there-are-no-athenian-time-travelers\/","title":{"rendered":"Why There Are No Athenian Time Travelers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The brave Athenian <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hoplite\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">hoplite<\/a> time traveler took one look at this video and ran screaming down the hill&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"DOLCE &amp; GABBANA ALTA MODA Haute Couture Show - Valley of Temples 2019 | Full Fashion Show|Haute Life\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eGgyMLv7HXw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The brave Athenian hoplite time traveler took one look at this video and ran screaming down the hill&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42372"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42373,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42372\/revisions\/42373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}