{"id":41870,"date":"2025-02-05T15:56:25","date_gmt":"2025-02-05T21:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=41870"},"modified":"2025-02-09T17:33:30","modified_gmt":"2025-02-09T23:33:30","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-884","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2025\/02\/05\/belated-movie-reviews-884\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_41889\" style=\"width: 350px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/still-life.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-41889\" class=\"wp-image-41889\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/still-life.jpg?resize=340%2C191&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"340\" height=\"191\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/still-life.jpg?w=474&amp;ssl=1 474w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/still-life.jpg?resize=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/still-life.jpg?resize=150%2C84&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/still-life.jpg?resize=250%2C140&amp;ssl=1 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 340px) 100vw, 340px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-41889\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>&#8220;The first thing to know about Canadians is that they like beer.&#8221; She replied, &#8220;I&#8217;m Canadian, and I don&#8217;t like beer.&#8221; His assistant said, &#8220;Neither do I.&#8221; The Inspector sighed and muttered something about telling a coherent story, but they ignored him.<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt2225780\/?ref_=fn_all_ttl_2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>Still Life: A Three Pines Mystery<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (2013) is a prosaic murder mystery, set in Three Pines in Canada, in which an inheritance is up for grabs so much so that <del>the <\/del>an old woman is killed by an arrow.<\/p>\n<p>I think.<\/p>\n<p>This wasn&#8217;t memorable; I only just barely remember watching it just a couple of weeks ago. I recall it being fun, but no deeper issues are touched on in this telling of the story than how some people think the naive painting style is cool.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not, Mother what&#8217;shername not withstanding.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still Life: A Three Pines Mystery (2013) is a prosaic murder mystery, set in Three Pines in Canada, in which an inheritance is up for grabs so much so that the an old woman is killed by an arrow. I think. This wasn&#8217;t memorable; I only just barely remember watching \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2025\/02\/05\/belated-movie-reviews-884\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41870"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41870\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41934,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41870\/revisions\/41934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}