{"id":41817,"date":"2025-01-24T19:26:05","date_gmt":"2025-01-25T01:26:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=41817"},"modified":"2025-01-24T19:26:05","modified_gmt":"2025-01-25T01:26:05","slug":"this-is-why-we-have-reporters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2025\/01\/24\/this-is-why-we-have-reporters\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is Why We Have Reporters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you can&#8217;t attend an important and illustrative event yourself &#8211; I&#8217;m employed, folks, and not as a journalist &#8211; that&#8217;s why you have to love reporters, even those with a bit of poetry in their soul, like Will Bunch:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"inq-p text-primary \">The late Gov. Mario Cuomo famously said that \u201cyou campaign in poetry&#8230; [and] govern in prose,\u201d but <a class=\"relative z-1 text-blue-mid hover:shadow-lightmode\" href=\"https:\/\/www.fox5dc.com\/video\/1579801\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-link-type=\"article-body\">Trump was speaking in gibberish<\/a>, and it was barely 1 p.m. He took his time checking off his list of grievances and grudges that his aides successfully kept out of his main speech, like calling his critic the ex-Rep. Liz Cheney \u201c<a class=\"relative z-1 text-blue-mid hover:shadow-lightmode\" href=\"https:\/\/cronkitenews.azpbs.org\/2025\/01\/20\/donald-trump-slams-joe-biden-pardons-liz-cheney-mark-milley-anthony-fauci\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-link-type=\"article-body\">a crying lunatic<\/a>.\u201d But the words \u2014 the ones that weren\u2019t slurred \u2014 came out in a singsong monotone. And then he spotted Texas Gov. Greg Abbott in the audience, <a class=\"relative z-1 text-blue-mid hover:shadow-lightmode\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/texas\/video\/president-trump-address-texas-gov-abbott-border-wall-in-post-inauguration-speech\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-link-type=\"article-body\">and went off<\/a> on what seemed like an endless riff on border-wall design and technology.<\/p>\n<p class=\"inq-p text-primary \">\u201cWe had a fence structure that they worked on \u2014 we worked on, the governor worked on it with me \u2014 and I didn\u2019t love it, to be honest. I wanted a nice, pre-cast concrete, like 40, 50 feet high. It could have been a \u2018T\u2019 shape or a \u2018Y\u2019 shape. I love construction&#8230;\u201d This kind of talk went on for four minutes and 45 seconds, with riffs on steel rebar and anti-climb panels and with Vice President JD Vance standing behind him with a pained, constipated expression, occasionally forcing a laugh. Vance looked like a modern-day Ed McMahon as sidekick to a <a class=\"relative z-1 text-blue-mid hover:shadow-lightmode\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Carnac_the_Magnificent\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-link-type=\"article-body\">Carnac the Magnificent<\/a> who\u2019s rapidly losing his powers of cognition, let alone precognition.<em> [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.inquirer.com\/columnists\/attytood\/trump-day-one-inauguration-20250121.html?utm_source=substack&amp;utm_medium=email\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>The Philadelphia Inquirer<\/strong><\/a>]<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I have <a href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2025\/01\/08\/has-j-d-vance-picked-his-vp\/\">already asked<\/a> if President Trump&#8217;s VP and potential successor, Vice President Vance, has picked out his candidate for Vice President if he must move into the Oval Office after President Trump exits, whether he&#8217;s pushed out the door to waiting family, or trots out the door with a truly huge wheelbarrow of money.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s face it: The President is the staggering horse upon which a horde of grifters and con<del>men<\/del>-people have made their way into, and near, positions of power and influence, but he may be staggering badly. What will they do when Vance, a man of little charisma and, possibly, a bit more moral fiber, takes the tiller?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you can&#8217;t attend an important and illustrative event yourself &#8211; I&#8217;m employed, folks, and not as a journalist &#8211; that&#8217;s why you have to love reporters, even those with a bit of poetry in their soul, like Will Bunch: The late Gov. Mario Cuomo famously said that \u201cyou campaign \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2025\/01\/24\/this-is-why-we-have-reporters\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41817"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41818,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41817\/revisions\/41818"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}