{"id":41172,"date":"2024-10-10T15:49:00","date_gmt":"2024-10-10T20:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=41172"},"modified":"2024-10-10T15:49:00","modified_gmt":"2024-10-10T20:49:00","slug":"in-case-you-need-a-new-descriptive-epithet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2024\/10\/10\/in-case-you-need-a-new-descriptive-epithet\/","title":{"rendered":"In Case You Need A New Descriptive Epithet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Given how Mr Trump dribbles out lies at every opportunity, I&#8217;ve come up with this:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Mendacity Machine.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Tell me, do you really want me to vote for the Mendacity Machine? Will you be voting for the Mendacity Machine? Do your parents approve of voting for the Mendacity Machine.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Playwrights are coached to use the name of a character thrice in order to implant it in the consciousness of the audience, and I&#8217;m pleased to note that three was easily achieved in the above passage.<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to use it, folks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Given how Mr Trump dribbles out lies at every opportunity, I&#8217;ve come up with this: Mendacity Machine. &#8220;Tell me, do you really want me to vote for the Mendacity Machine? Will you be voting for the Mendacity Machine? Do your parents approve of voting for the Mendacity Machine.&#8221; Playwrights are \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2024\/10\/10\/in-case-you-need-a-new-descriptive-epithet\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41172"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41173,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41172\/revisions\/41173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}