{"id":39854,"date":"2024-02-17T15:15:10","date_gmt":"2024-02-17T21:15:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=39854"},"modified":"2024-02-17T15:15:10","modified_gmt":"2024-02-17T21:15:10","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-846","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2024\/02\/17\/belated-movie-reviews-846\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sharknado_5:_Global_Swarming\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>Sharknado 5: Global Swarming<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (2017) is a marked failing in a series marked by silliness, as it&#8217;s silly without being funny, a danger when a dozen or more over the hill actors crowd the stage for one more moment of glory, showing some of their worst features. I mean, Tara Reid&#8217;s voice, what&#8217;s going on with that?<\/p>\n<p>I just marked time waiting for the damn thing to end.<\/p>\n<p>Although Fabio as the Pope is worth a giggle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017) is a marked failing in a series marked by silliness, as it&#8217;s silly without being funny, a danger when a dozen or more over the hill actors crowd the stage for one more moment of glory, showing some of their worst features. I mean, Tara \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2024\/02\/17\/belated-movie-reviews-846\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39854"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39854\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39858,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39854\/revisions\/39858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}