{"id":3968,"date":"2016-07-02T20:01:09","date_gmt":"2016-07-03T01:01:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=3968"},"modified":"2016-07-02T20:01:09","modified_gmt":"2016-07-03T01:01:09","slug":"pithy-summations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2016\/07\/02\/pithy-summations\/","title":{"rendered":"Pithy Summations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes your spouse says just the right thing.<\/p>\n<p>Today, it was, &#8220;The GOP has become the <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalenquirer.com\" target=\"_blank\">National Enquirer<\/a><\/strong><\/em> of politics.&#8221; Then she paused. &#8220;I take that back. They&#8217;re worse. They&#8217;re the <a href=\"http:\/\/weeklyworldnews.com\" target=\"_blank\"><em><strong>Weekly World News<\/strong><\/em><\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ironically, WWN&#8217;s tag is:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0<strong>THE WORLD&#8217;S ONLY RELIABLE NEWS<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes your spouse says just the right thing. Today, it was, &#8220;The GOP has become the National Enquirer of politics.&#8221; Then she paused. &#8220;I take that back. They&#8217;re worse. They&#8217;re the Weekly World News.&#8221; Ironically, WWN&#8217;s tag is: \u00a0THE WORLD&#8217;S ONLY RELIABLE NEWS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3968"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3969,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3968\/revisions\/3969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}