{"id":39640,"date":"2024-01-06T17:42:48","date_gmt":"2024-01-06T23:42:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=39640"},"modified":"2024-01-06T17:42:48","modified_gmt":"2024-01-06T23:42:48","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-844","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2024\/01\/06\/belated-movie-reviews-844\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Fantasizing about Carrie Fisher as a blonde, I guess.<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n

Sharknado: The 4th Awakens<\/a>\u00a0<\/b><\/i>(2016) continues the tale of Fin Shepherd<\/a>, the terror of flying sharks everywhere, and his merry band of washed-up costars on what must be, for some, their final go-around, as names such as Hasselhoff and Busey, Tiegs and Chrisley and Guttenberg accompany Fin in his desperate play to keep the ravaging herd of flying sharks at bay. As backstory, Astro-X, a company and not the Godzilla co-stars, has manufactured and used its nuclear Astro-Pods to suppress the sharknados, but little did they know that the sharknados were growing stronger, and so the Astro-Pods are overwhelmed, embarrassing the CEO of Astro-X.<\/p>\n

But who knew that sharknadoes can ALSO spawn? In a fit of rapid evolution, the sharknado that has been pursuing Fin all over the landscape now becomes a firenado, fueled by an oil field strike, and then a cownado, lavanado, and a hailnado, all accompanied by the endless supply of sharks. With more to come.<\/p>\n

But the big surprise is the return of April, Fin’s dead wife. Or, from her point of view, the return of her entire dead family. Except her Dad, a famous Evil Doctor, who has done a bad thing.<\/p>\n

And then it all comes together at Niagara Falls, where the end of this ‘nado has been achieved, but the next … is just beginning. And, in a fit of terminal sentimentality, everyone gets rescued. Except Fin’s son’s newlywed wife, who apparently really didn’t want to continue in all this silliness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sharknado: The 4th Awakens\u00a0(2016) continues the tale of Fin Shepherd, the terror of flying sharks everywhere, and his merry band of washed-up costars on what must be, for some, their final go-around, as names such as Hasselhoff and Busey, Tiegs and Chrisley and Guttenberg accompany Fin in his desperate play \u2026 Continue reading → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39640"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39664,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39640\/revisions\/39664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}