{"id":38743,"date":"2023-06-06T21:26:57","date_gmt":"2023-06-07T02:26:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=38743"},"modified":"2023-06-06T21:26:57","modified_gmt":"2023-06-07T02:26:57","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-825","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2023\/06\/06\/belated-movie-reviews-825\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Special Effects had a bad day when working on Time Blandishments<\/strong>.<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n

Time Bandits<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (1981) is a rollicking exploration of what lengths a Supreme Being will go to in order to<\/p>\n

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  1. Have their own version of the Monty Python troupe;<\/li>\n
  2. Retrieve the super-secret map of the world from whoever stole it this time;<\/li>\n
  3. Test out the new formulation of evil they stayed up late concocting.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Pick one and only one, please. Or, if you prefer, most movies aspire to, and some even attain, Jello Salad<\/em> status, where the gelatin is the action and the fruit embedded in the gelatin is\/are the themes.<\/p>\n

    Time Bandits<\/strong><\/em> forgot the fruit.<\/p>\n

    Which doesn’t make it boring, but it is a bit choppy and even puzzling. Best taken with a measure of alcohol. You pick the measuring utensil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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