{"id":38226,"date":"2023-02-05T13:48:01","date_gmt":"2023-02-05T19:48:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=38226"},"modified":"2023-02-05T13:48:01","modified_gmt":"2023-02-05T19:48:01","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-803","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2023\/02\/05\/belated-movie-reviews-803\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_38310\" style=\"width: 418px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/predators.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-38310\" class=\"wp-image-38310 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/predators.jpg?resize=408%2C272&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"408\" height=\"272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/predators.jpg?w=474&amp;ssl=1 474w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/predators.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/predators.jpg?resize=150%2C100&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/predators.jpg?resize=225%2C150&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 408px) 100vw, 408px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-38310\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em><del>Oh, damn, forgot the grocery list!<\/del> Oh, damn, the reflux!<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Predators_(film)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>Predators<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (2010) is, as an older reader might expect, one of the sequels to the Arnold Schwarzenegger paean to the grandparents&#8217; sage advice of <em>Never give up!<\/em>, <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Predator_(film)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>Predator<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (1987), in which overly-weaponized aliens use our planet as an individual hunting preserve, alien on humans. Speaking of aliens, <em><strong>Predator<\/strong><\/em> has spawned a couple of sequels involving the nightmarish creatures of the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Alien_(franchise)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>Alien<\/strong><\/em><\/a> franchise, <a href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2017\/08\/26\/belated-movie-reviews-225\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">such as this<\/a>.\u00a0 These were rather cheesy. Finally, reading a one sentence summary of <strong><em>Predators<\/em><\/strong> will lead the jaded reader to, sadly, expect more of the same, an attempt to cash in on an old and burned out franchise that will inevitably disappoint the hopeful.<\/p>\n<p>Reset your expectations, dear reader.<\/p>\n<p>We started <em><strong>Predators<\/strong><\/em> in precisely the aforementioned frame of mind, expecting to shut it off five minutes in, groaning in disbelief that a studio would release such a failure of a movie. At five minutes in, though, we were still puzzling &#8211; a good thing &#8211; over the beginning, as a group of people, all military or former, professional warriors as it were, parachute into a tropical forest.<\/p>\n<p>An hour later we were still watching, nearly on the edges of our seats, disentangling the complex lines of the plot. Questions abound: Why does one guy have only a knife, while others come with fully automatic weapons? Just which planet is this? What is whispering in English in the jungle? WTF is going on?<\/p>\n<p>Why is my heart racing?<\/p>\n<p>I kid you not. Shortly after the movie ended, we were off to the ER, where I was diagnosed with tachycardia and treated with adenosine. Problem solved. But I cannot promise that the movie had nothing to do with the tachycardia, even if the docs didn&#8217;t take my suggestion to that effect seriously. I was into it.<\/p>\n<p>And what&#8217;s not to like? The Predators come in multiple versions, there&#8217;s individualism vs cooperation, betrayal and loyalty, innovative solutions to impossible situations, drugs, claustrophobia and agoraphobia, hot guns and little knives, little guy vs nasty aliens.<\/p>\n<p>And so much violence.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re a fan of the original, this is not a bad followup at all. The acting is good, special effects quite good, and the extensions to the original make some sort of sense. The tension is palpable.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s a good popcorn movie. Well done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Predators (2010) is, as an older reader might expect, one of the sequels to the Arnold Schwarzenegger paean to the grandparents&#8217; sage advice of Never give up!, Predator (1987), in which overly-weaponized aliens use our planet as an individual hunting preserve, alien on humans. 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